Science jokes/pick up lines/quotes?

[FunsizeSensation]

Does anyone know any hilarious science jokes or pick up lines? :D

I'm a biology student so I only know a couple of biology ones.

One of my favourites is: You're so hot you denature my proteins XD

Another one is: I wish I was the DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

Any great ones I'm missing out on from other subjects?

[Anonymous]

Those are so nerdy... You don't plan to use them do you? =P Here I found these with google.. Each one is as cheesy as the last one...

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

You're so hot, you denature my proteins.

Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?

You must be gibberelin, because I'm experiencing some stem elongation.

You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.

Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?

Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water.

Im more attracted to you then F is attracted to an electron.

I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body.

I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.

If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so I could get in you and explode!

We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.

You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre.

You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.

If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.

Hey, wanna put your alpha helix in my beta barrel?

Hey baby, why don't you get your ligase working on my okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand.

Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!

Do you want to extract some protein from my column?

According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.

Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.

How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after.

My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!

I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.

You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.

I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.

You’re like telophase, I admire your cleavage.

Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?

Hey baby, want to form a zygote?

It’s a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause I’m going to make you sweat

If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze areound your axon and give you a fast action potential. (good old neuroscience)

Want to be my substrate/enzyme?

If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?

If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.

If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.

Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away

I want to stick to you like glue-cose.

You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.

[Opinion Owner]

Can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.

You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!

Right now we’re just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA.

I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean.

I also prefer my ribosomes bound...tight. Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it's turgid.

Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do?

[FunsizeSensation]

Wow...Now that's a list. I don't think anyone can beat this...

Lol And to answer your question no, I have no intention of using those on anyone. They have been used on me though XD

[Opinion Owner]

Thanks for the rose

[DianaDDreamer]

Wonderboy You would know this! =P ha ha *hugs*

[Lupianwolf]

Yes they call my **** the large hardon collider

every time I use it a big bang happens

surely any woman scientist can't control herself after that

[magnoliacrush]

link

and

"I'm falling in love with you at 9.8 m/s^2"

I love this question :) Talk nerdy to me, baby.

[Tentacle_Therapist]

Maths:

I wish I was your derivative, that way I could lie tangent to your curves.

[Moonishere]

Your father must be a terrorist

Excuse me!

Because you are the bomb :D

[Love_is_in_the_air]

i study biotechnology.

Do you know what a cation is afraid of?

a dogion

[Kain6th]

I'd like to solve both sides of your equation ;-D