Is peaness the right word?

[purplepoppy]

My English is not very good and I want to know if peaness is the right word to use in this context. I am making a dish where peas are the main feature and I want to say "taste the peaness" is that proper English.

[Warmapplecrumble]

There is a dish called pease, where lentil peas are the main ingredient

https://www.youtube.com/embed/A1vR61yNF1U

[purplepoppy]

That's quite nice but it has to be the good stuff not the crap you buy in tins. Goes well in a meat sandwich

[Warmapplecrumble]

You can soak lentils/beans overnight or even two days (but you have to change the water if you keep it longer than 8 hours).

Rinse the liquid and add new liquid.

Boil them at very high temperature for 15minutes to kill any poison.

Then put them in the oven in a stainless steel pot, glass pyrex dish with lid or a cast iron pot.
Lifting it up is hard so make sure you can lift it out easily.

Never touch the handles I used to do this so much and it'd burn my hand. 😂😭

You can add little water and keep toping it, discard water or add lots. Depending on what you'll do with the peas.

Add spices and salt otherwise it would taste very bland.

In the video they make a sweet version with milk.

[Lliam]

It's not a word. Plus, it sounds like penis. You would have be say something more descriptive like, "Taste the delicious flavor of the peas." Or "The essence of the pea flavor makes the dish wonderful."

[Regmorus]

My God, indeed more or less : https://www.lexico.com/definition/peaness

[Liz_thorne]

I don't know I'd think it's peaniss. But English isn't my first language either. Maybe there's a difference between the British peaness and the American peaniss or the other way around?

[TCredo]

If the dish is a pea puree and you have properly shaped crackers, you probably don't need to say anything :)

[Hans222]

I would suggest another work with peas, one you just invented :-)
Like pea-cake, pea-pudding, pea-nuts,... Stop me in my tracks if you find that idea rubbish.

[monkeynutts]

[monkeynutts]

What would you do if I stirred your soup with my Peaness?

[purplepoppy]

To add sweetness or saltiness

[monkeynutts]

It's a savoury dish. But it depends on your taste buds.

[MrOracle]

We all know how much you love the peaness, Poppy... LOL.

[errorgoodnameunfound]

YOU KNOW THE WORD WE'RE BOTH THINKING ROFL xD

[Outofthegrey]

There's a tiered list of words for male genitals:

Small: Dick
Average: Penis
Large: Cock

[errorgoodnameunfound]

Um, I feel offended. Where exactly, is "monster" on that list? Discriminatory much? :)

[elisa_0]

LMAO

[cheapshotbob]

you know if there was a queen o peas you could recognize her as your peanis or highness which ever is politically correct. >_>

[wankiam]

didn't they teach you about that in your welsh school lol

[Wise4myage]

Peaness sounds like penis, lol, and their is no such word anyway, so just say you want to taste the peas.

[wankiam]

and who says americans dont get British humour lol

[BeeNee]

Correction: Peaness IS a word. It literally means the characteristic or defining quality of a pea; conformity to an ideal notion of what a typical pea is like.

[wankiam]

@BeeNee hey i thought you had retired

[Wise4myage]

@BeeNee So be it, but it still sounds lame.

[FearlessGoat]

Dude I don’t even care hahaha I’m gonna start using that hahaha thanks

[Walrus_au]

LMFAO It also works for spotted dick!

[COMMODOREII]

Yeah sounds good to me.

[Tstrbrainer]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, would you like to taste my peaness?

[milton007]

Hahaha... I have hanging testicles 😋

[OlderAndWiser]

Hahaha! Good joke!

[ChocoBrownieMonster]

you're peanuts.

[MadBoy]

It's just peas.

[asshole_]

nope