PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THIS POST CAUSE ITS PROB GONNA GET GRITTY OR SHOULD I SAY FEEL FREE TO BE SHITTY 🤣😂🤣😂🤣💀🙈🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Lol ok so i refuse to use the bathroom anywhere outside of my house. Its just been a thing since 2007. I went on this one church trip and we ate pizza everyday. I held everything in til i got back home 3 days later. Nearly died. When a special someone came to visit me in 2018, i held it in for 4 days straight because i wasn't comfortable going to the bathroom while they were around. When we took them to the airport, i got carsick on the way back. I had to use the bathroom so bad but held it in. Soon as i pulled up in the driveway and opened the door, i threw up Everywhere! I guess it had to come out one way if it couldnt come out another 🤣 #FeelFreeToList#FeelFreeToTakeAShxt
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Crazy thing is, so when company came to visit those years ago, i refused to use the bathroom the 4 days they were here. YET i fed them lasagna and they took a dump in my bathroom for an hour. The smell came from under the door and was chokin the fck outta my family 🤣 Then the mf tried to hug me and sleep in my bed after. Like nahhh you need to go shower 😂 media.tenor.com/.../tenor.gif media.tenor.com/.../tenor.gif
Whats that one food that you shouldn’t eat around others because it makes you have to “go”?
Had too many margaritas in Puerta Vallarta with a couple of friends, One the way back to the hotel there was one taco vendor left outside and ge was selling tripe tacos. It was about midnight and the tripe had probably been cooked around 5 AM and had been on his cart. I hate tripe but when I drink tequila, I seem to abdicate responsibilty and just let tequila make the decisions. 2 of us at a couple of tripe tacos and we were scheduled to go parasailing the next day. The other guy got it first and he was pretty green around the gills, AS we were waiting in line, now dreading the idea of being pulled by a speedboat & wearing a parachute. The guy before us had problems and instead of landing in the water, he landed on a palapa roof of a bar about 50 yards away from the closest water. Fortunately that cancelled the appointments we had since I had gotten what my friend had and had to stay confined to a bathroom that barely had enpough porcelain recptacles for everything that came out of everywhere. Moral of the story, Don't let tequila make decisions for you.
Woah bet you were talkin shit for days. Didn't know it worked like that. I've never had it that bad though and I get scared for the day it does and I have a long drive. Ummm tryna think of an accurate answer here, can't remember what does that to me. Energy drinks like Venom used to do it. Shat in class and PE a few times. Started taking extra underwear. I was walking down the hall and one teacher saw as somehow one of my whitey tighties made itsself into my right pant leg. So this teacher I never met just cocks her head a bit as I awkwardly maneuver my underwear down and out the hole. Just like those scenes where the teenage girl takes her panties off as she revolts against her parents' wishes. I didn't think of that until way later though haha
Don't be tryna double back I already desp👁️👁️ you All that fake love you showin' Couldn't even disgu👁️👄👁️ you Ran? When? Nicki gettin' tan Mirror mirror who's the fairest bitch in all the land?
Holy moly cumgloberate shit! It's been like 4 years since I heard this song! How the frick?
Lmao i'm never holding my shit in on account of someone else. That sucks with your system. I never understood why girls made such a big deal out of pooping. I'm a person that goes to the bathroom whenever I feel the urge. If I can hold it til I get home, I will. But four days is excessive AF.
I'm lactose intolerant so most dairy is pretty much a laxative for me.
In highschool we called it “Taco Smell” because one of our friends barfed all over a table there. . Hubs used to work there in highschool and called it “Toxic Hell.” 🤣 . Sauerkraut makes me poop. But I still like it.
For me, it's food that ¹is so utterly foreign to me that my gut just can't cope and/or food that ²(I unfortunately only after-the-fact discover) has gone bad.
I was surprised that Americans suffer this from Mexican, Tex-Mex, and Indian food, since I can enjoy these consequence-free. (Strangely, authentic Latin American & U. S. 'Mexican' food is utterly foreign to me, but it gives my gut no problems.) As for Indian food, it gave me problems only the 1st time I ate them. Then, no problems from hence forth.
Well! Girl, you need to see a doctor, dear lord 🤣 4 days... Are you out of your god damn mind Well! I have gluten intorelance, so if i eat gluten, a painful lava will be coming out of my ass, it really hurts and it can hurt few hours after and i even might shit blood too.
I'm not sure about Taco Bell. I've always been able to handle their food with no problem. But for me, whenever I make anything homemade with sour cream. It takes about 45 minutes to an hour and I've got to sit on the toilet. And I mean “no driving within an hour after eating it” homemade meal with sour cream.
My wife makes corned beef and cabbage for me once a year on St Patricks day. I didn't know what makes me gassier, the corned beef or the cabbage but it is really potent.
Orange juice or papaya increases my bowel movement but i never had any such situation like yours, whenever i go on a vacation my main priority is clean bed and super clean bathroom and peeing is easy for guys you know.
Haha. You poo rose petals, you should not be ashamed to poo. A good way to kill the germs and stink is to spray the bowl with mix of metho, hand wash and water. After you use it.
For real lol. I feel bad from it and a little embarrassed, hence why I try not to eat a lot of pizza when I'm in public. Not sure what does it to me though... In the pizza I mean.
omg well i bet the lasagna was good but I agree with you on Taco Bell because let me tell you after he Taco Bell 5 minutes later I'm running to the nearest bathroom don't you hate that when you're at a restaurant you're eating and then all the sudden you really got to go I mean you really got to go and you're squeezing your cheek and you're trying to make it to the bathroom and you finally get to the bathroom and all the Stalls are full and you're like crossing your knees and your fingers that you know you pray that nobody is looking and you sneak in the woman's room to go to the bathroom yes I had to do that Couple times
sometimes you got to do what you got to do what you got to do in desperate measures one time i went to the men's room open the door saw a woman trying to use a urinal cuz all the ladies bathroom stalls were full and so were the men it was something you don't see every day lmao
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