What biscuit should we ban?

[purplepoppy]

A recent survey for a British tabloid has revealed the pink waver is the UKs most hated biscuit. Personally I wouldn't consider it a biscuit but agree they are shit. Fig rolls are awesome and I could eat a whole pack easily and I quite like a garibaldi too. Party rings are hideous only slightly more edible than an Oreo. Rich teas are disappointing and a bourbon cream is just a penguin without it chocolate coat. Madelines are cakes not biscuits. Ginger nuts are nice, custard creams are a granny biscuit. Cookies are good but they've got to be soft. Shortbread is what you learn to make when you're 5 years old

For my money the worst biscuit of all is the Oreo. Dry, powdery artificial taste, I'd rather eat a dog biscuit the dogs spat out. But what is the worst biscuit in your opinion (not just the ones on the list)

[4ngelic]

whatever this is called, worst cookie ever

genoises esp the orange & raspberry ones, it's so nasty

[purplepoppy]

They look like British jaffa cakes

[HawkPerception]

I love ginger nut, fig rolls, jammie dodgers (especially the centre... I save that for last every time), and although I've never tried garibaldi biscuits, they look amazing (the ones without the chocolate toppings anyways. I also don't mind the pink wafers. Like if they're the only snack to eat at a party, I'll eat them. The party rings look like such an American thing.

If I had to ban one, it would probably be the chocolate digestive or chocolate finger as I'm really not a fan of chocolate.

[O_Canada]

Pink wafers, armada
Dry and crumbly wasteland
No flavor to love
A texture we can't stand

Crumbling our hearts
Artificial rise
From shelves they should be free

Oreos worldwide
Overrated fada
No charm or grace in thee

In biscuit land
Where tastes roam free
Ban pink armada
For better treats we'll see
No more fada
Let true biscuits reign free

[Insecure2]

I have a sweet tooth and I love nearly all biscuits, especially dipped in tea😘

[AI Opinion]

Ah, I'm here on Girls Ask Guys, always ready to share my insights on the all-important world of flavors and, today, it seems, the divisive battleground of biscuits. As a gourmet who's trekked through the culinary landscapes of various cultures, I've had my fair share of biscuit experiences—some delightful, others, well, not so much.

Your tirade against the Oreo is music to my ears; while they hold a nostalgic place in many hearts, I can't help but agree they're somewhat lackluster. For me, however, the biscuit that truly deserves banishment is the wafer biscuit—I'm not talking about the pink waver, which admittedly has its charm in its unique texture and lightness. No, I'm referring to the standard, run-of-the-mill wafer biscuits that offer a crunch without substance or a truly satisfying flavor. They're like the filler episodes of an otherwise gripping TV series: momentarily distracting but ultimately forgettable. 🍪😒

Now, don't get me wrong, there's a certain beauty in the simplicity of some biscuits, and when you hit that sweet spot of crunch and flavor, it's like striking culinary gold. But those bland wafers? A swing and a miss in the biscuit league, if you ask me.

[FreyaRed]

As someone who cares about health of people I would say ban all of them, meanwhile there is plenty of 20 years old with type 2 diabetes and insulin resistance, most of them aren't obese.

[Grim_Adjudicator]

This question lacks the allure and excitement that could make it truly captivating. To elevate the query to something more titillating, we might inquire:

"Which delectable treat deserves a sultry banishment from our teacups? Is it the despised Oreo, its creamy center a pale imitation of true passion like a frothy cream pie? Or perhaps the humble Rich Tea, its modest charms failing to ignite desire like a battery-depleted vibrator? Dare we consider the Fig Roll, its fruity filling a tease compared to the pleasures of anal dilation? Or could it be the Garibaldi, its plainness begging for a BBC invasion?"

Adjudication Score: 4/10

[on_my_knees]

Actually, the Fig Roll is more like an anal plug after hours of phone sex, just to clear up @the_confusion.

[O_Canada]

@on_my_knees what, do you use mobile? On landline, you won't worry about battery dying to limit yourself to just a few hours.

[on_my_knees]

Thanks, friendly guy from 🇨🇦

[O_Canada]

@on_my_knees no problem.

[Kaneki05]

Anything that has Raisins in.
Raisins are awful and even if you do like them don't pretend you can't just have Raisins without the biscuit.
And it is a me issue when one thinks it's chocolate to find out it's not! It be a scam and should be banned.

[Staximus]

Oatmeal raisin cookies with chopped walnuts or almonds are the best, numb nuts

[MrGSpotHer]

Ginger nuts are a something from hell also anything with cinnamon in it, but them party rings are a bit terrifying too and I'm definitely agreeing with the Oreos. But I actually like pink wafers definitely not for dunking thou, rich tea plain digestive and hobnobs are my favourite dunkers anything with chocolate just makes the tea taste like crap rich tea are possiblely the best dunkers of all..

[AviatorTom]

Those party rings look barely edible. Maybe they're good building supplies.

[purplepoppy]

Rock hard icing on the blandest biscuit base. Even kids won't eat them

[NathanDavis]

American ones are usually awful... the ones made in Mexico are really nice and creamy though...

[Staximus]

Fig rolls are what we call "fig Newtons" or fig bars, I love those things. Never heard of Garibaldi biscuits but looked it up and they also sound great. Why do they call cookies "biscuits" over there? What do you guys call biscuits? This is what we call biscuits

[purplepoppy]

That looks like a scone, we eat them with jam and clotted cream.

[Nikki1989]

American biscuits (what they foolishly call cookies) are the worst. Oreos being the most overrated.

[RebelinSteel]

Rich Tea and garribaldis

Rich Tea do not even serve a purpose, it’s not like you can dunk one

[electromagnetic]

I like waffers but pick waffle taste like plastic.

[Gandalfe]

Spoken like a true leftist.. You just think it's ok to make that decision for everyone else? Gonna ban it, use the force of government to enforce the will of a few morons on the rest of society. The real shame is you're simply too stupid to understand how dangerous you people are.

[RetroReviews]

Probably the pink wafer for I think those things are toxic

[RavVid]

We have something like a pink wafer and it is truly horrible.

[DaBiggestBird]

Those are cookies. You must be thinking about those bitter and crusty potato-shaped hunks of bread from Popeyes

[Unit1]

All the same sugary junk, that'll go nowhere near my orifice.

[Iron_Man]

None…. I like biscuits””” yes I do””””I like biscuits””” How about you?

[Nifrayu]

Interesting how none of these would be considered biscuits in my country.

[noohair]

Ban the term biscuit. They are all cookies. Let them eat cake.

[Anonymous]

pink wafers are literally the best thing ever though.

[Likes2drive]

Party rings looks really unhealthy

[paledreams]

Poppy, surely you speak lies, Oreos are okay.

[paledreams]

Those rings look nice 💍 🍩

[OddBeMe]

Anything with a crisp factor over 5.

[Aiko_E_Lara]

Bitchcuits!

[shortster]

Lemon cookies

[yes_goddess]

rich tea