What the fuck is juice?

Juice. Gallons upon gallons of juice. Miles and miles of juice ocean. Apple. Orange. Grape. Pomegranate. All the fruits you can imagine, coalescing into a beautiful juicy stream of liquid juice. Splashes and droplets of perfectly fluid juice. The juice is not frozen or gaseous, but rather liquid. Juicily, the juice surfs and swims amongst itself as if it is an ocean of juice, which it is, because the juice is liquid and quite numerous, similar to the ocean. Imagine if a large cloud of juicy gas was cooled and condensed into liquid form, creating fluid juice. That is what this is like. The juice is moist, and possesses the same state of matter as the room temperature form of mercury. Which, coincidentally, is liquid. Imagine a solid block of juice concentrate, perhaps it is of kiwi flavor. But then suddenly, there is heat, and the icy block of juice melts into moist liquid juice! That is what this juice is. Like, how if you drank a bottle of water, it would be like watery and liquid, that is similar to this juice’s consistency. However, the flavors would differ largely due to juice having the flavor of fruit fluids, you know like the fluid that comes out of fruit when you bite it or squeeze it. Oh wait, that’s just juice. Wow, we’ve really come full circle. I’m happy we could discuss juice and its liquid state of matter together.

I have wasted my time

What the fuck is juice?
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