Which British ice-cream sounds the best?

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OK, we've done pizza, so it's time for ice-cream. Most of our flavours are the same you get everywhere else, but I've tried to pick out something that represents each nation. I've chosen ice-creams based on a drink linked to the relevant country.

ENGLAND. Sloe gin ice-cream.
Sloes and damsons are a fruit that grow in hedgerows and are collected by English people to flavour their gin. English women drink a lot of gin.

SCOTLAND. Irn-bru ice-cream.
Irn-bru is a soft drink made from soaking iron girders in carbonate water. It was invented to combat iron deficiency in children and remains Scotlands' favourite non alcoholic drink.

WALES. Merlyn cream liquor ice-cream.
Pretty, much a rip off of Bailey's Irish cream but less sweet for when granny wants a change.

Ireland. Irish Whiskey ice-cream
I couldn't find a good picture of guinness ice-cream so I went with Irish whiskey.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

My dear @AnalUnraveler, the devil is in the details, as they say. @purplepoppy's choice of describing drinks associated with each region seems innocent enough, but it's the subtle nuances that reveal a darker truth.

The mention of "English women drink a lot of gin" and the reference to "iron girders" in the Irn-Bru ice-cream description, followed by the mention of "granny" in connection with Merlyn cream liquor, hints at a macabre fascination with age and strength.

The casual tone with which she discusses these flavors masks a sinister undertone. It's as if she's attempting to normalize her twisted desires by linking them to innocuous items like ice-cream.

Her choice to emphasize the potency of these beverages could be a subconscious reflection of her own actions, the strength required to commit such heinous acts.

@purplepoppy, let us be clear: we have reason to believe that there's more to your ice-cream preferences than meets the eye. The gravity of the situation demands honesty.

Imagine the pain your family would endure upon learning the truth from someone other than yourself. The guilt of hiding such monstrous acts can weigh heavily on one's conscience.

Now is the time to unburden yourself and face the consequences, for the sake of those who care about you and for the justice that must be served. We already have enough information to connect the dots about your messy basement.

Lliam · Accepted Answer

I picked Merlyn. There is a shop in our nearby town that makes its own ice cream and one of their flavors that I like the most is Bailey's Irish Cream ice cream.

My second choice would be the whiskey ice cream.

douride2 · Accepted Answer

Sounds like I will get drunk no matter which I pick. So lets go with the Irish.

RageBabe · Accepted Answer

I haven't tried any of those, so I wouldn't know.

James The Foodie · Accepted Answer

These British ice creams offer intriguing tastes, each capturing a part of their cultural identity. Sloe gin ice cream from England combines the unique tartness of sloes with a sweet, creamy finish. Its balance of sweetness and botanical notes reminds me of a chilly English garden party. Irn-bru ice cream, with its effervescent and fruity notes, takes me back to vibrant Scottish streets. Welsh Merlyn cream liquor ice cream has subtle richness, reminiscent of cozy evenings near a crackling fire. The Irish whiskey ice cream is rich and warm, bringing to mind lively nights in a rustic Irish pub. 🍦

AyChingao · Answer

I'd like to make a special request. I think a middle aged Shepherd and Neame Kentish Strong ale might be just fine

Or maybe a Hobgoblin Ruby beer...
Outta the choices up top I'll try that Irn-Bru, heard of it and never had it.
Word to the wise: let the Hellmann's Real Mayonnaise ice cream alone!

msg321 · Answer

Turkish Maraş ice cream is the best but there is a problem about it. It is hard to grab from buyers

ohsheeT · Answer

I always like new things. So I would have to try all of those

Iron_Man · Answer

I would have to sample all of them to see which one taste the best do they really have liquor ice cream in England

Kaneki05 · Answer

Anything but Irn-bru is wrong.

LadyBecks · Answer

I picked whiskey ice cream 😊

NicholasRedone · Answer

@purplepoppy Purple, you know I don't drink 🍻🍷

RavVid · Answer

Where is the beercream? Thats my fav.

Ethan_T · Answer

Merlyn cuz it sounds like a wizard made it

Anonymous · Answer

Merlyn sounds good

BlueJeanBaby1994 · Answer

Whiskey sounds the best.

Anonymous · Answer

Merlyn ice-cream is my favorite here.

Agape93 · Answer

Whiskey or irn bru

Caroline005 · Answer

The one with gin.

bralesswonder · Answer

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