Why do escargot. and sauerkraut have to taste so fucking good?

Like fucking seriously. Most of the time I'm not one too much to eat healthy. I am only 24 years old, I'm about 5'10 feet, and I literally weigh about 535 pounds. I was born fat pretty much. My entire family is fat, and always has been.

But fucking escargot... and fucking sauerkraut... mmmmm... I can't get enough of them!

If I could only eat two things for the rest of my life till I die, it would easily be escargot and sauerkraut!

Too bad the area I live in they are fucking expensive. But I don't fucking care. I want all the escargot and sauerkraut in the world!

If anyone doesn't like escargot and sauerkraut, I would wonder if they're even human, and I wouldn't even wanna be their friend.

But seriously... why did God have to make escargot and sauerkraut taste so fucking good?

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Why the HELL is this under "Sexuality?" I literally had put it in "Food & Beverage" before! Must be some sort of glitch. I remember it was in Sexuality by default, and then I changed it to Food & Beverage, but for some reason it changed back to Sexuality by itself for some reason. 🤦‍♂️
Why do escargot. and sauerkraut have to taste so fucking good?
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