Questions: Food & Beverage

here's the recipe.
1. Go for a beach walk and find cockles.
2. Clean over night in fresh saltwater until they spit out all the sand.
3. Meanwhile make oatcakes. Add water to oatflour to make a dough and roll very thin, cook on a bakestone.
4 boil the cockles a few minutes and discard shells. Note how that bucket full is now just a soup bowls worth.
5. Make scrambled eggs and toss in some cockles.
6. Arrange artistically upon the oatcake.
7. Slap anyone who calls it a prehistoric cockle taco.
8. Realise half way through eating you should have put two oatcakes on the plate, fetch another.
9. Have an epiphany one oatcake=2 bowls of porridge and you've just eaten more than Goldilocks.

I've built a time machine but unfortunately it only takes you to school canteens. Which decade shall I set the dials to and take you back for lunch?

It's nearly Easter time and the shops are full off eggs. I know it's hard to make a choice so I've narrowed it down to the very best.

Which one would you like GAG to send you for free in the post?

Ok it's Friday so let's have a fun quiz.
I typed school menu into google and screenshotted the first image with a nice picture. The school caters for kids 4-11 but that's not important.

What is important is what day your popping in for lunch. Don't worry about costs because all school meals are free here. (Wine and beer is extra)

So what day are you going to pretend to be a child for free food?

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