This is why after a date I am relieved. After that door closes behind me, there's a massive explosion of farts, nose picking like I'm in search of an animal, scratching like I have bugs running all over me, food stuffing like I haven't eaten for weeks, and cursing like a sailor. I can gladly exhale after a date. It's sooo hard pretending!! Jeez!
I try to always keep some Kleenex handy. And if there's a gas problem, I can open a window. Can't help with the bug problem at the moment, but I'm sure I could find some anti-itch cream at the store if it becomes a real problem. Cussing like a sailor means there's an internal problem that can be worked through. Mad eating? Can't say I've never done it. Life is stressful. Just don't eat everything in one week. I can't afford that many groceries on my small salary.
Yes it's all true. But everyone does them basicly! And I think we would do it (if we know you don't like it) just to annoy the hell outta ya! XD. But yeah, all is agreed. It is not suppose to be sexy. But ya gate admit girl can be VERY sexy!! 😉 Good, fun read tho, gotta laugh or of it
i didn't haha it was a joke hence random caps and 224 instead of 24 lol if i was seriously offended or something id make sure it was written in a distinct and respectful manner. you're welcome, it was a good take haha
You do realize that none of these things are supposed to be sexy and that almost everyone does them, right?
Men do these exact same things and it's still not sexy. I don't know why you even included a gender since nothing on the list is something only one gender does. Unless you think it's acceptable for a guy to do it but not okay if a girl does, which I hope isn't the case :)
Some are true... Like nose picking or scratching... Do that in private.
With that being said. Things like farting... Don't do it loudly and try and remove yourself if you can. If not... Sometimes doing it quite
Cussing you out... Yea no same with me. You can cuss I don't care about that. I don't like a woman who you can't cut up with either but.
Eating... That is normal. So is farting just don't do it loudly.
But if you're going to be with someone forever... You are going to see all of these things. Having sex is pretty nasty when you think of it but... people do it.
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This isn't sexy at all, it's tiresome. What's wrong with just relaxing and having a good time?
It's not that I hate women. Quite the opposite. It's that I just want to find someone to relax and share some good times with. I don't want to be expected to know all the answers all the time. If I don't know a good place to go or a good thing to do, I want to be able to say "I don't know" without the woman writing me off as a spineless pansy. I want someone I can let down my guard with, not have to keep my guard raised higher than ever. I don't want to be "shit-tested" and have to prove my masculinity day in and day out. I don't want someone who wants me to treat them like a kid who's been bad, I don't want someone who wants me to "slap them in line" and act like a psycho cave man. That doesn't sound like fun, it sounds like a second job. And to me, fun is what a relationship should be about.
Thanks to the one woman who upvoted me, sounds like someone who knows that gender role crap shouldn't get in the way of having a good time and a real connection.
But while we're on that topic, how do you think a guy could be interesting and exciting?
Especially if:
- he has to work a full-time job, which limits the amount of free time available to learn, read, and do interesting things
- his full-time job is boring, because most jobs are, we do them because they pay enough to take care of ourselves without help
- he is not interested in being a "bad boy", for example getting drunk all the time, picking fights with people, doing drugs, stealing, vandalizing property, racking up a criminal record, and other such things
I know it might sound like I'm being sarcastic but I'm asking this question seriously. You said it's probably because I'm boring. Okay maybe so. Now how do you suppose I could fix that?
I understand about your job and how time is money for that, we all need to pay our bills and put food on our table for survival basically... but your description of bad boy didn't sound like a bad boy it sounds like a junkie (please don't take offence in not being rude here) although my version of a bad boy is someone who is slang yet responsible and sensible and someone that can be playful. As for the boring part iv experienced that myself, I was awful at small small talk and the guy I was seeing said he didn't feel for me and felt less compassionate towards me, so I decided that screw him and do what I wana do cause this guy didn't bother himself to carry on our conversation and I didn't need to feel like I was at fault or I was boring or blame him just cause he was a guy, I surrounded myself with people who actually enjoyed my company and chats and set a positive mind set for myself.
@HoneyButterCup525 couldn't I be playful without being slang though? I've never liked that kind of person and never wanted to be one. They seem trashy, dumb, and attention-seeking. I feel like there's got to be a better way to act than that.
I've known for a while that I need to work on being more interesting but then again I've had people say that I'm a good conversationalist and that they enjoyed talking to me and other similar things. With one, we had almost everything in common and with another we used to talk for hours no problem. I've been able to hold conversations with the girls I liked fairly well and had interests and ideas in common. I liked how they looked but I really liked talking to them too, they were so fascinating and fun and it seemed like we could have a good time together. I guess I just need to work on my personality more? I don't know.
I hate it when a man farts and doesn't warn me. I've left dates over it. I hate it when a guy has no table manners, so I'm not surprised when a man hates that a woman does it. It's simply a turn off no matter who you are lol.
I fart explosively. So do all of my female friends and my sisters. Farting isn’t something that girls “aren’t supposed to do.” On the contrary, it’s the most female thing in existence. Carelessly letting one rip front of other people is characteristic more of a teenage girl than any other type of person. We fart loud and proud, and if that threatens a man’s masculinity then so be it, women are natural farters. Most of the other things are gross and unladylike, though. Except for scratching our butts. It feels SO good, I itch my butt and pick wedgies when I feel the need. Other than burping in public, farting in Publix, and scratching my butt/picking wedgies, I think I follow the rules of this list
I'm with the other guy this applies to anyone. Guy or girl. Though I think someone who chows down on food is funny. I don't think it's totally disgusting. Not sexy, but not repulsive.
I always thought its just cute when a girl just eat like she dosent care, cause see way too many starve themselves, so honestly even if they eat like a "pig" or whatever, lol. It can be attractive :). Oh and girls who burp, awesome also :))
It is nice to be confident around your soul mate. Don't u think? Of course, we are human beings and we are not perfect! But, knowing that, it is the most important part in a relationship. Be always yourself. (but always respect the other person) hihi
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