18 Things Guys Don’t Understand About Girls

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18 Things Guys Don’t Understand About Girls




1. We’re too rough sometimes. Kissing, grabbing boobs, etc. Just pretend you’re fondling a little puppy, dial it back! Caress her body, don’t knead it!



2. Sometimes we think girls are confusing or can’t figure out what they want, playing games, etc. But maybe the girl just is feeling us out, doesn’t have a clue if she is interested or not.



3. Many guys like to simplify girls with a checklist: romantic dinner, flowers. Obviously that’s important. But when they say they cherish the little things they really mean, the little fucking things: Have you ever done your girlfriend’s dishes for her? She’ll be ready to move in!! She just wants to feel like you care, bro.


4. A hard-written note gets a week long pass on the rollercoaster.



5. Girls speak in non-confrontational code: Guys: “Dude, wtf is wrong with you? Why haven’t you washed the dishes?” translation, Girls: “Ehh, the dishes are looking kinda dirty”



6. Girls take a million selfies to get the right one. No one is photogenic enough to nail it right the first couple times, and many girls are really detail oriented about how they present their looks to the world.



7. Driving with windows down. We waited how long for her to finish doing her hair, but we're cruising down to the beach, why not roll all the windows down right? Except it makes her a giant hot fucking mess. Generally, driver side window down only. Unless she is rocking a casual pony tail, then feel free to go all ape shit and roll the windows down.



18 Things Guys Don’t Understand About Girls



8. Women going to the bathroom together, women going to everything together, etc. Women are total pack animals and openly discuss boys and are about 70-90% COMPLETELY RELIANT (especially if they are in college) on their friends’ opinions of Youuuu. So you have to court her friends and get on their good side just as much as you do for her at times. It’s like Meet the Parents, but Meet the Roommates.



9. Pilates, yoga, it's girly but it’s hard as hell. I can’t do it, and I get on stage in board shorts and let 500 people analyze my body. RESPECT the girly workouts.



10. Girls love nice guys. But if you’re weird, have no career potential, make someone socially uncomfortable or are generally physically unattractive, probably aren’t going to get too far with that particular hot girl if she isn't attracted to you.



11. “What’s wrong?” “Nothing, it’s fine” It's a tsunami and it’s about to fucking go down!



12. Nothing to wear, yeah they have tons of clothes, shoes, bags, accessories. But they’ve worn it enough times to deplete it’s useful life. And girls pride themselves in mixing and creating style and identity.



13. Don’t get cum in their hair, ever!



14. They stalk crushes on social media like you wouldn’t believe.



15. They like to cuddle, A lot!



16. They want to vent, just listen. Don’t try to fix it (which we are programmed to do), just shut the fuck up and listen.



17. Don’t compare her to other women.



18. Do things that NO ONE ELSE DOES. Who slow dances spontaneously? No one, literally almost No one.



18 Things Guys Don’t Understand About Girls


18 Things Guys Don’t Understand About Girls
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