Girls, suppose every guy had a small device attached to his balls at birth, which through the use of a remote control, would deliver an electric shock that would cause his balls no damage, just pain. The remote is given to the most important woman in his life at the time. The settings on the remote are as follows:
A. Light tap, causes him to jump, and be in mild pain for 5 minutes.
B. Moderate hit, causes him to double over and be in discomfort for 30 minutes.
C. Kick, causes him to fall to the floor in agony for 10 minutes and be in pain and discomfort for an hour.
D. Hard kick, causes him to fall to the ground in agony and unable to move for an hour, and be in discomfort for the rest of the day.
E. Castration, an emergency-only setting which delivers a shock so severe that it renders the male unable to reproduce (though causing no physical damage to the balls). He will be in complete agony for about a week, and pain and discomfort for a month.
What would you do in the following situations, focusing on the your brother (if you have one)? Remember, you don't have to shock him at all. Please answer ALL the questions:
1. You walk past your mother's room, and see your mother left your brother's remote beside her bed.
2. You and your brother get into a fight, and because your mother is busy, she tosses you the remote in desperation and tells you two to work it out on your own.
3. Your mother gives you the remote, saying you need to practice for when you get your boyfriend's remote. But she tells you to be responsible.
4. Your brother punches you.
5. Your brother goes in your room and steals things.
6. Your brother calls you bad names.
7. Your friends come over and are jealous you have your brothers remote. They ask you to show them how it works.
8. Your walk in on your brother in your room in your underwear drawer, looking at your bras and panties.
And one for fun:
9. Your father yells at you and even smacks you. You know where his remote is...
A. Light tap, causes him to jump, and be in mild pain for 5 minutes.
B. Moderate hit, causes him to double over and be in discomfort for 30 minutes.
C. Kick, causes him to fall to the floor in agony for 10 minutes and be in pain and discomfort for an hour.
D. Hard kick, causes him to fall to the ground in agony and unable to move for an hour, and be in discomfort for the rest of the day.
E. Castration, an emergency-only setting which delivers a shock so severe that it renders the male unable to reproduce (though causing no physical damage to the balls). He will be in complete agony for about a week, and pain and discomfort for a month.
What would you do in the following situations, focusing on the your brother (if you have one)? Remember, you don't have to shock him at all. Please answer ALL the questions:
1. You walk past your mother's room, and see your mother left your brother's remote beside her bed.
2. You and your brother get into a fight, and because your mother is busy, she tosses you the remote in desperation and tells you two to work it out on your own.
3. Your mother gives you the remote, saying you need to practice for when you get your boyfriend's remote. But she tells you to be responsible.
4. Your brother punches you.
5. Your brother goes in your room and steals things.
6. Your brother calls you bad names.
7. Your friends come over and are jealous you have your brothers remote. They ask you to show them how it works.
8. Your walk in on your brother in your room in your underwear drawer, looking at your bras and panties.
And one for fun:
9. Your father yells at you and even smacks you. You know where his remote is...
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