OBVIOUS SATIRE: I'll tell you how. It's very simple and while it may require some effort, I do think any fool could manage it.
Step 1 - Pull up in a black van in front of the church with a group of guys.
Step 2 - Once she's out of the building, quickly seize the person and get them in the van (remember your masks and gloves. Don't wanna catch covid m8.
Step 3 - Drive as fast as possible to somewhere remote to load into a lorry inside a cage.
Congratulations, you've "caught" a Christian girl. (this post was for entertainment purposes only. any parties within this post resembling anyone in real life, living or dead, is total coincidence)
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You got to sit next to them and chat it up.. they will probably have some of their friends there and they will probably have a bad attitude and ignore you, but ignore that noise and say something funny.
“Catch” a church girl? Are you even religious? You read the Bible and a go to church every Sunday?
Just meet a girl you like, be nice to her, see if she likes you, ask if she goes to church. LMao.
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You drive up in a Jaguar XJ220 and when she says "nice car," you yell back "GOTCHA BITCH!"
I've seen it work dozens of times- u
By going to church But you have to be sincere and not a player
Catch? You fishing? Lol...: )
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