Is it true that girls with long nails can’t wipe their butt correctly?

[Anonymous]

Or their nails have some poop in them?

It’s the same deal with thongs! They ride up your ass all day so how do you avoid streaks? Anyway, what’s the deal?

Yes

No

[crispycookie]

When I had long nails I used to wrap the tp around my hand covering the nails or else crumpled the tissue. It's not that difficult like you think.

[Firstlove56]

I have naturally long nails, no problems, lol

[ChrisMaster69]

Every time I read a question on GaG, I think of if before the internet.

it was a person selected from their village to go to Delphi to ask the Oracle a question.

They crossed the Alps mid winter, battles past violent tribes, crossed rivers, forests, avoided wolves and eventually got to Delphi snd approached Pythia.

then they said ‘ is it true datten girlsrlsen vidden longngen nailslsen cannen't vipen deirren bootttten corrennctly?‘.

[ChrisMaster69]

@PrettyPriya

[PrettyPriya]

@chrismaster69 oh my god you are too much! 😂

[ChrisMaster69]

@PrettyPriya you can imagine the scene lol.

That big tough warrior and when opens mouth squeaky voice saying the above

[PrettyPriya]

@chrismaster69 aaahahahaha omg my friend mentioned the Swedish chef from the muppets 😂😂😂

[ChrisMaster69]

@PrettyPriya erma swedishshen cheffen and i'll cookken lovennly ladydyen swedishshen meatballsllsen

[PrettyPriya]

@chrismaster69 😂🤣 @SecretsofKB if you haven’t caught this and need a mood booster from that other twit. Chris has morphed into a Swedish warrior plumber with cooking skills 🤣

[ChrisMaster69]

@PrettyPriya i der swedishshen cheffen havenn lovennly saucenn forren ladydyen and herren pooppiessen. is secrennt swedishshen saucenn recipenn. is swedishshen cheffen secrennt saucenn

[PrettyPriya]

@chrismaster69 lmao I love the saucenn! Sounds dirty 😈

[ChrisMaster69]

@PrettyPriya i preparenn saucenn and slowlylyen roobben saucenn in. is speciallen saucenn forren roobbingngen in

[PrettyPriya]

@chrismaster69 @SecretsofKB @loves2learn you have to read that last one. Roooben der saucenn 🤣🤣🤣

[SecretsofKB]

@PrettyPriya @chrismaster69 My day has been filled with a Swedish plumber from the moment I woke up! There's no way that I'm not having a dream in a Swedish accent tonight lol. You are killing me lol

[PrettyPriya]

@SecretsofKB @chrismaster69 have you seen the one on the rape post? Omg, it was out of no where and funny as fuck. I’m having one of those laughing fits where I don’t make sound when I laugh.

[ChrisMaster69]

@SecretsofKB
der swedishshen cheffen is happyppyen to fillllen you tonightghten.
he cannen bringngen speciallen toollen forren squirtingngen der secrennt saucenn datten also is usedden forren roobbingngen

[PrettyPriya]

@chrismaster69 Don’t ever change! You are by far and away the funniest person I’ve ever met! You have me rolling right now! 😂

[SecretsofKB]

@PrettyPriya @chrismaster69 thanks to the Swedish plumber warrior chef, I now have wash board abs!

[PrettyPriya]

@SecretsofKB Omg I know exactly what you mean. My face hurts like hell too 😂

[ChrisMaster69]

@SecretsofKB der swedishshen cheffen is happyppyen to bouncenn hissen eggs on yourren vashboardrden abs

@PrettyPriya

[PrettyPriya]

Omg vashboardrden 😝

[SecretsofKB]

@chrismaster69 @PrettyPriya vashboardrden this is the only way I'll see this from now on! Haha

[PrettyPriya]

@SecretsofKB @chrismaster69 😂

[ChrisMaster69]

@PrettyPriya @SecretsofKB thank you both, it’s just the Geordie in me, he can’t help it 😂😂

[loves2learn]

I am officially dead! 🤣🤣🤣💀

@chrismaster69 @PrettyPriya @SecretsofKB

[TommyMountainFigure]

Seriously? All this time you've had to come up with some truly great questions, and this is the best you can do?

[pink_macaron]

That's what I heard and that their nails stink too. That's why I prefer short nails. Most guys I know hate exaggerated nails anyways.

[Surely]

Don’t see how they can do a lot of things with them

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

You're not supposed to just wipe yourself with toilet paper. Yuck.

You're supposed to wash yourself when You're finished.

[888theGreat]

Better their butt than mine. I would panic if she was on her knees in front of me.

[karaspara]

Of course they're nails not flick knives

[Minamikun]

What kind of question is this?

[msc545]

I have no idea - seems like a minor problem.

[Anonymous]

Probably unless they have a bidet

[NYCQuestions1976]

😂😂