What is the best way to start a conversation with a girl that is topless on the beach suntanning?

[Anonymous]

[Sirenboobzilla]

From my own experiences and preferences of having been going to nude beaches for 11 years:

You really shouldn't. The other girls who've replied before me are right: we don't really want to be approached and it can come off as creepy.

However, it's not impossible. I have had some men strike up decent conversations. Beach I usually go to gets full fairly easily. One guy politely asked if he could sit almost right behind us (my mom and I). We could see that there's hardly any good spot so we said sure. He pit his stuff down, offered us some snacks and bottled water from his cooler as a thank you, and asked us where we were coming from. Actually managed to converse with us for a good portion of the day until we left some hours later to go eat dinner.
Another guy did the whole "Excuse me, don't mean to bother you," and asked about one of my tattoos that caught his eye.
Another actually recognized a novel I was reading and we ended up talking about it for like an hour straight.

If you're approaching a nude/topless woman at the beach with the intention of flirting, we can usually pick up on that and you can expect her to be less than interested. If you want to talk as a human being, give it a shot but still be under the expectation that they're still not interested.

[Siri137]

You approach her and say, "Hey babe! Nice tits! May I suck on them", while drooling like a spastic, staring at her like a deranged lunatic, and generally creeping her out. Most men seem to think this approach actually works, because they try it so often. Maybe you should give it a go. See what happens :)

[Sirenboobzilla]

Legitimately had this happen to me... ALMOST word for word

[HelpfulWoman]

if you didn't go to the beach with her, no way that doesn't come across as creepy and that you need to be avoided.

[sheikalana]

She most likely doesn't want to be approached.