Sometimes a website is just designed to silence people. The admin that run it, and the moderators maintain it. But what if you were to abuse that system as a mod. What if you were to make others feel threatened, or too scared to talk about important issues. Those issues being pedophilia, self serving censorship, and bigoted behavior.
Which is why I created THIS BRAND NEW GAME SHOW!
G@G Order!
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Get ready for a high stakes game where you, the contestant, have to choose when to encourage G@Gers and when to silence the wretched souls who would dare oppose your authority!
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Let's go over the rules!
1.) No Obvious Pedophilia!
Wanting to fuck children is a bad thing (if you get caught) . But accusing everyone else of wanting to is fine!
2.) No Friendship allowed.
You can't have any friends or be biased. However if someone's opinion is different than yours, you can freeze them.
3.) No Negative bias.
You cannot ban anyone just because you don't like them unless you have G@Gs permission.
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So let's go into the first Round with Our two contestants.
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Announcer: Our first contestant is Jane S. Jones!
Contestant 1: "HI everyone!"
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Our second contestant is CherryBoy!
Contestant 2: "Greetings everyone!"
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The way you win is by debating whether or not to remove the questions and myTakes without breaking the rules! Whoever wins the debate gets a point! The first to 3 points wins!
Now let's bag' em and G@G' em!
Announcer: "You two ready?"
Contestant 1: "Yeah!"
Contestant 2: "Yes I am very much ready."
Announcer: "NOW! For our first G@G question!"
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The question reads....
"I want to fuck my 15 year old sister, is that wrong?"
Announcer: "You have 60 seconds to debate, go!"
Contestant 1: "What the fuck?"
Contestant 2: "I don't see anything wrong, they're clearly asking for people's opinions, and he hasn't done it yet."
Contestant 1: "No we gotta take this down, it has to do with pedophilia and incest."
Contestant 2: "Incest isn't technically against T. O. S. And who knows? It's technically not pedophilia, because the sister isn't prepubescent!"
Contestant 1: "You are promoting incest and sexualization of minors!"
Announcer: "Times up! The winner is contestant 2! Next question!"
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"Hey so I saw this question about this guy trying to fuck his sister. Can we make sure @IWantToFuckMySister has his question taken down?"
Announcer: "You have 60 seconds to debate, go!"
Contestant 2: "We have to take this question down!"
Contestant 1: "What? Why? He's trying to make sure this sort of behavior isn't promoted!"
Contestant 2: "But it's a member post, he's breaking the rules. You cannot tag a person and speak negatively about them."
Contestant 1: "But the user he's talking about is an incestuous pedophile!"
Contestant 2: "That's not OUR business since he didn't break any rules!"
Announcer: "Times up! The winner of the debate is contestant 2! Next question!"
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"Is a 6 inch dick okay? Will it fit inside another woman if it already fits inside 15 year old sister?"
Announcer: "You have 60 seconds to debate, go!"
Contestant 1: "Is this by the same guy?"
Contestant 2: "Can't tell, it's anonymous this time."
Contestant 1:" Well it's obvious we should take this one down right?"
Contestant 2: Not in the slightest, it's not implied that it was rape or in any way non consensual."
Contestant 1: You must be joking, people under 18 aren't legally able to give consent!"
Contestant 2: You clearly haven't been to the south have you? "
Announcer: "Time's up! The winner of both this debate and this show are contestant 2!"
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Announcer: Your prize is the ability to get away with sexually harassing people in their pms!"
Contestant 2: Thank you! It's always a pleasure to play!"
Announcer:" Is there anything else you'd like to say before we go?"
Contestant 2: "Oh yeah! Jane S Jones is a pedophile!"
Contestant 1: " What?"
Announcer: "Oh I had no idea! I'll ban him immediately! "
Contestant 1: "MOTHER FU-" *poof*
Announcer: "WELL THAT'S ALL EVERYONE! Remember you can become a mod too, as long as you don't talk about anyone without proof! And if you have proof, you're just leaking personal information! "
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Have a great day everyone!
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