WARNING: All Boys Have Cooties

XNicholeMariex3

Guru Age: 31

BOYS HAVE COOTIES, ALL OF THEM!

Cooties are highly contagious, and even though they are not lethal or dangerous in any way, IT IS STILL ICKY!

SO JUST ACCEPT THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE COOTIES BOYS

AND MAKE SURE YOU GET YOUR COOTIE SHOT GIRLS

BOYS ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO KISS YOU!

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xXiTacoXx Follow
Guru Age: 31

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Cooties are the child friendly way of saying STD's, and pregnancy risks.

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- XNicholeMariex3
  
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  Hahahaa Indeed!
  
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- xXiTacoXx
  
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  Someone doesn't agree with me. xD
  
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Mesonfielde Follow
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I don't understand the purpose of this myTake.

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Bluemax Follow
Master Age: 58

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I work in an elementary school. Cooties are a serious problem, that's why I get the circle circle dot dot cooties shot every year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6ylxWcwkUM

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- XNicholeMariex3
  
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  Good!!!
  
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zorro8888 Follow
Guru Age: 30

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This little guy had to learn the hard way! D:
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- XNicholeMariex3
  
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  Omg hahahaha how cute
  
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AleDeEurope Follow
Master Age: 30

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So, if I kiss myself do I get double the cooties?

cdn.xenlife.com.au/.../Meme-derp.jpg

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- XNicholeMariex3
  
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  Yaaaass
  
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9mfeo Follow
Guru Age: 34

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I didn't get my cootie shot, and that's why I have a cold now. Thanks, boys. -death glare-

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- XNicholeMariex3
  
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  Hahaha I'm getting over a cold myself!
  
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Deezyy Follow
Xper 6 Age: 33

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So accurate. 100/10.
Thank goodness I got my cootie shot!💉😷

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- XNicholeMariex3
  
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  GOOD!!! :o
  
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Nik1hil Follow
Master Age: 29

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Oh crap! Nicole you need to get anti-cooties shot, cooties vaccine and don't forget to wear cooties mask and always wear cooties armor.
And eat healthy to keep you immune system good to defend your body from cooties

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Phoenix98 Follow
Master Age: 33

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You're going to get them eventually stop running away from it.

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- XNicholeMariex3
  
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  Never!!!
  
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- Phoenix98
  
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  Yusssss face your destiny.
  
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- XNicholeMariex3
  
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  Go infect annabanana with cooties!
  
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- Phoenix98
  
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  O you mean @justbanannaz lol.
  
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- XNicholeMariex3
  
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  OOoooh look at that, he tags her so she can see it!
  
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- Phoenix98
  
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  More or less so she sees what you've said.
  
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- XNicholeMariex3
  
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  uuuuuuhhhhh Huhhhhhh
  
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- Phoenix98
  
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  Uh huh all you want lol need I remind you women are the cootie carries 0_0
  
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- XNicholeMariex3
  
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  No we're not!!!
  
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- Phoenix98
  
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  Uh huh
  
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oldanddecrepid Follow
Yoda Age: 54

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I guess that works to our advantage then! Freeeeeeeeeedom!!!

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Anonymous
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That's because men are more likely to sleep with a pretty random girl off the street than a woman is. Most women don't fuck a random handsome man that is off the street
A girl could have stds and the guy could care less
Some guys will even beg to hit it raw
Men are whores

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Mustachekitteh Follow
Master Age: 34

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:D That makes me think about elementary school that that being where I learned about the cootie shot.

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Ihav2fart Follow
Master Age: 36

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YES WE DO AND WE WILL INFECT YOU LADIES WITH IT!
BAHAHAHAHAHA! >;D

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Octavius Follow
Guru Age: 32

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It's gone out of control. We have no choice we have to nuke everything to stop the cooties from taking over.

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RainbowFanGirl Follow
Guru Age: 27

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Love the pony. 😍

Accurate as hell. 100000/10 😇👍

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PrincessGlitter Follow
Xper 5 Age: 40

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Brilliant!! Fortunately I'm not likely to catch them

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Whoooooooooo Follow
Xper 6 Age: 34

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Girls, we got the cooties from you.

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- Applefan1
  
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  Hahaha yup that is right we have caught our cooties from the girls. lmao.
  
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- XNicholeMariex3
  
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  NAH UHHHH
  
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- Whoooooooooo
  
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  you're just jealous cause men don't get cellulite :D
  
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- XNicholeMariex3
  
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  NAH UH THAT'S ALL LIES
  
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- HookingSwan
  
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  lol men do have cellulite. Just because the skin is thicker, it is less noticeable, but you couldn't be more wrong.
  
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Yoda Age: 37

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I think I'm pretty healthy thank you very much, I rarely get sick or have cooties! :P

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Maxemeister Follow
Master Age: 25

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Can male bunny rabbits spread this awful pathogen to the humans?

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COCOCHANEL Follow
Master Age: 40

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thanks for reminding me to get my cootie shot this year (୨୧•͈ᴗ•͈)◞ᵗʱᵃᵑᵏઽ*♡

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PropaneAccessories Follow
Xper 6 Age: 29

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Nichole has cooties!
*runs away*

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- XNicholeMariex3
  
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  NAH UH YOU LIAR!
  
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- PropaneAccessories
  
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  You have giiiirrrrl coooootieesss :O
  
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- XNicholeMariex3
  
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  ANYONE WOULD BE LUCKY TO BE BLESSED WITH MY COOTIES
  
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- PropaneAccessories
  
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  I PREFER THE TOMMY PICKLES COOTIES
  
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- XNicholeMariex3
  
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  HOW DARE YOU
  
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- PropaneAccessories
  
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  @Fenixx0083 told me to say this!
  I'm not lying :D
  
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- PropaneAccessories
  
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  *escapes while Fen gets roasted*
  
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- XNicholeMariex3
  
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  da fuck
  
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- PropaneAccessories
  
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  Fen is my scapegoat for everything now. Right Fen?
  
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- Nik1hil
  
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  workexposed.files.wordpress.com/.../scapegoat.jpg
  
  Look what I found, hanging around.
  
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- fenixx0083
  
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  *stands up* my name is Fen... ("Hi Fen!") ... and I've been living with cooties for several years now...
  
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zagor Follow
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Cooties - are those the squiggly things that shoot out your wiener?

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- XNicholeMariex3
  
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  No sir, those are tiny human fishes looking for a home.
  
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WARNING: All Boys Have Cooties

BOYS HAVE COOTIES, ALL OF THEM!

SO JUST ACCEPT THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE COOTIES BOYS

AND MAKE SURE YOU GET YOUR COOTIE SHOT GIRLS

BOYS ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO KISS YOU!

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