5 Different Guys In Valentine Days

[SamuraiWarrior]

1. The Hottie

The Guy that gets all the girls in valentines day, cause all girls want him cause he is handsome, confident, muscular, Sexy and nice, They usually give him for a gift chocalates, Boxers, Clothes, Video Games, Watch, He Dosnt have a lot of friends or maybe none but he has a lot of girlfriends

2. The Forever Alone Guy

He is the one that has no lover or loving anyone, he is partying alone in the valentines day or with friends in a Club/Pub/Barbut and he still dosnt find a girl there even though he is trying, he is happy when im saying happy well, he is taking a shower at the 10:30 and cries.

3. The Love Me Guy

He Has a Crush, all fell in love with a particular girl that she dosnt love him even though he asked her so many times to go on a date, that he loves her, That he will be her man her lover and her man, Buy her so many gifts at valentines day, Like Expensive Rings, Necklace, or even Clothes/Shoes with flowers heart chocolate box, teddy bear, or a Card saying that he loves her from the moment he saw her.

4. Lover

The Lover is in a relationship with this girl for 2 months or more, He loves her and she lovers him toHe knows what do buy to her in the valentines day, He is romantic, he is usually Making a dinner at home then taking her out in a restaurant or a bar/club

5. The Hater

The Guy That Hates Valentines Day, The Decoration, The Heart Chocolate Boxes, sometimes it makes him want go out and slaughter everyone who buy this stuff or those who sell them.
The Hater Sometimes is in a relationship with a girl that he loves Which she loves valentines day but he dosnt

Who Are you from those 5 guys? I think I am the Hater!

(Sorry for my bad English my native language is Greek not English.)

[xHoneyxBeex]

Lol This was interesting and funny. I feel like most guys are probably indifferent to Valentine's Day though. When they're single, maybe they just don't care and it's just like every other day. When they're in a relationship, maybe they will put some effort in just because their girlfriend or wife likes it. Just my thoughts :)

[CountVronsky]

Sounds right, if you ask me.

[xHoneyxBeex]

@CountVronsky Yeah, I thought so. Lol

[blondfrog]

wow you read me like a book are you a man whisperer? :P

[ThisDudeHere]

I'm probably the hater. Obviously because I'm gonna be alone on this valentine. Just like on the one before. And the one before that. And so on.

[IceEverest]

Me too...

[Joc4Position]

That makes you the number 2 guy. Forever alone.

[Luci92]

At my school, you can buy a rose for $2 and send it to anyone, and they're delivered in homeroom on the day. You can also buy a singing telegram for someone, which is basically Year 12 boys dressed up ridiculously while serenading you! It's so funny to watch. It's a whole lot of fun and I can't believe the school endorses it, we're very progressive.

If I'm honest though, a lot of the Valentines roses sent are from girls sending them to their friends, and I've seen some people get like, 15!! It's insane!

[redeyemindtricks]

You forgot the slightly amused onlooker. LOL

Like, the type who just laughs at how frantically people run around, and how badly they will inconvenience themselves, all for a "holiday" created from scratch by large corporations. #youvebeenhad #suckafree

[abundantlyrich]

I like the picture of the guy in love heart panties... Cute.

[SamuraiWarrior]

This is why i put him (no homo)

[vishna]

My lover is so romantic and great at cooking and planning. I can't wait to see what's in store for V-Day :) <3 <3 <3

[SamuraiWarrior]

Thats Great to hear :)

[Joc4Position]

I'm the hater. I don't celebrate Valentine's day for religious reasons and I defiantly wouldn't buy a girl stuff for it. In fact I'd rather not buy her anything that day for the sake of making a point that I can't stand it lol.

[Anonymous]

Kind of the Forever Alone one. I have no one and will be partying in my raid that night probably. I have been single for what feels like forever.

[SamuraiWarrior]

Awww dont be like that think positive be confident your time will come to!

[Opinion Owner]

Thanks! :)
I'm not upset about it, just sort of stating a fact. I don't mind, but it has been a really long time since I had a Valentine. I don't think I actually ever had one officially...

[SamuraiWarrior]

i hater im not into valentines i dont like the fact it was created
if you can google how valentines day was created you gone be disepointed from who and why whas created. i would like to buy her flowers, a hotel room and go somewhere to eat but it dosnt have to be in valentines day
so i never had a valentine day at least you had one you can get more in the future i believe that!

[Opinion Owner]

The Feast of Saint Valentine was celebrated to remember the martyr, Valentinus. He went behind the churches back to marry young lovers. So it's a celebration of love.

In modern times, it's been turned into something else and more consumer driven. I don't have to get gifts or anything, I'd be happy cooking his favorite meal, and he can give me a massage me later. Just spending is all that I'd want. It's true, you can do that on other days as well.

[Anonymous]

you wouldn't call me the hater but definatelly the mocker. valentine is an insult to love and a highly commercialised nonsense for mentally underdeveloped societal sheeple.

[SamuraiWarrior]

you are right!

[HookingSwan]

loooool I hate those panties

everytime I log into GAG they burn my eyes lol

poor guy. couldnt have given him some boxers or briefs? XD really

[Octavius]

I'm the treats valentines day like every other day guy. Neither like it or hate it.

[OrangeBoy]

I really have to see that movie xD

Also.. im in the loner side. Not because looks, it's just my stupid personality, but it will end.

[nemer26]

Valid take, think it applies ta women too. So I'm a mix of 2 & 5. Then again, I do have a nice drive planned with my truck that day.

[Socialrealist]

I used to fall under "The Dreader": guy who dreads Valentines because wife will be very naggy and expectant of a surprise that is considerably better than last years. My ex-wife treats it as a duplicate wedding anniversary.

[Benk111]

I'm a combination of 2 and 5 but I don't cry in the shower I'm told that men in my family aren't able to do that.

[Sexualchrist]

That guy in the love heart panties is a bit much isn't it? Looks like his Valentine might just have a penis as well

[WeeGeeTheSecond]

Last year I was number 3... After that being number 2 is just so much better.

[lonerider]

You forgot about the I-dont-give-a-fuck guy

[SamuraiWarrior]

thats not a type thats just i dont give a fuck like i dont give a fuck about this take and i dont give a fuck about anything

[YourFutureEx]

I don't know who I am :|

Off topic: your username reminded me my childhood ;_;

[HandsomeRaj]

ha ha ha ha I like this take - amusing :D

[SamuraiWarrior]

Thanks :)

[HandsomeRaj]

Thank you for liking the comment :)

[Dylanguest1989]

I'm single, I don't give a shit about V day. If I have a girlfriend I'd be hanging out with her on the weekends anyway, I don't need a special day to do that.

[bluenose1872]

The hotties a big homo. Dunno what he's going to help with. I mean seriously men dnt do that