6 Tinder Pitfalls Guaranteed to make Me Swipe Left

[notyourangelk]

My Inspiration

On Tinder, I began to notice a trend: A guy's profile would look terrible, but he would look amazing in person. In an attempt to improve my Tinder experience, I compiled a list of pitfalls to avoid:

Guys, take notes

👎 All your photos are group photos, and you don't let me know which one is you.

👎 You are wearing sunglasses in your first photo or all of your photos, meaning I can't see your beautiful eyes.

👎 You have 3+ dog pictures. No, having a dog will not score you brownie points, everyone has a dog. I rather see pictures of your cute face.

👎 Your bio is copied and pasted from the Internet. The previous dude was here for a good time not a long time too.

👎 Your photos are blurry or low quality. I shouldn't have to squint to see your cute face.

👎 You only have 1 photo. Are you real? Are you attractive or is that just a good angle?

Guys, how many of these sins did you commit? Girls, have any other grievances to add?

[zagor]

"All your photos are group photos, and you don't let me know which one is you.". GIRLS are the major offenders on that one, on just about any dating site. If I want to fuck your friend, I'll write to her.

[Landshrk0068]

I have zero of those sins, but then of course, I'm not desperate enough to need to use Tinder either.

[Lauren-green]

Lmao

[yeolsb]

I’ve never met anyone looking bad on the pics but good in a real life. They are even worse 😹😹😹

[Guitar97]

I do t use tinder and never have. It’s full of fakes much like gag. The internet is not a place to meet people. Period.