Would you use an 1930s blow torch to light your farts?

[humanearth]

It uses gasoline and pressure to work

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This was not a real question

[Citizenkirk]

Yes I absolutely would,:because I'm a complete moron, who lives for the opportunity to blow my intestines all over the wall in back of me, because I don't like having completely healthy, normal bowel movements, when I can have a plastic bag that I can empty after every single body function. The only reason I can think of, to dislodge my head for my ass, is for that specific activity, we just blow my ass, colon, prostate, ureter and maybe even my bladder for good measure, completely out of my pelvic girdle, and all over you💩🤯💥👀?
Can you say s*** storm?

[humanearth]

Hahaha Thank You Come Again

[Citizenkirk]

Unfortunately, that actually happened to the father of a guy in my platoon 20 years before he told me this graphic take if "why it is safer too tap dance in minefields and harass Viet Cong ambush units with a rubber chicken than it is to take your body up on his deer to stick a lighter behind your butt while letting one rip after a very big meal, since it's rare that a land mine will take out all of your bowel and other plumbing put that wax kit 🕯️ sure did the trick. The upside is that he could empty urine feces and number of other things are at the same time since you didn't have those organs anymore in one bag stinky but convenient. That was 50 some odd years ago I'm going to say about 54 years ago about two years before I was born but since I've actually been to that country in a later war in those conditions I kind of get the general environmental feel of losing your lower extremities and that region but not for something as stupid boneheaded as that. "War hero sent home after non-combat related explosive ordinance induced injury in the middle of a war zone?" Trippy 😵🤯💥💩💩💩💩💩💩

[Likes2drive]

I have one of those somewhere in storage but I think thats over kill to use that for lighting farts, lol

[humanearth]

I have like 3 of them only one still works

[Likes2drive]

I had three at one time but I sold two of them

[humanearth]

I keep saying im going to restore the other two. So I lazy out and bought a restored one

[Likes2drive]

Oh I restored the one but it was a lot of work to get down to the brass

[Anonymous]

That seems pretty risky. Don’t get me wrong, I light my farts on fire all the time and I think it’s hilarious. But I prefer to fart into a lighter for that purpose. My farts are fiery enough that way... I don’t want to singe my ass. Explaining that I burned myself because I ripped ass into a blowtorch to light my fart on fire would be embarrassing, I think.

[douride2]

My dad had one of those torches when I was a kid. We never used it to light farts though. I'm not sure where it ended up. I think possibly he sold it at a yard sale when he was downsizing for a move into town.

[douride2]

Thanks for a MHO.

[spartan55]

I would consider it.

[Anonymous]

Yes sure