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Have you ever tried to pee with morning wood? These bad boys are hard to aim🍆😤
Morning wood?
Sometimes in the morning guys have erections for no reason -morning wood is a morning erection
Oh... yeah I have heard my friends complaining about it.
Am I the only with a glitch where the colors for guys and girls are swapped?
It’s a bad April Fool’s joke.
@Agagagagaga Oh, that makes a lot of sense. Do like Giga Chad Nessie?
Happy April Fools day!!! 🤪
Who?
Both of you 🙂
Have you ever looked at the sky and thought “I wanna fuck up there”?
Um no?
What would it be like doing it while 1000 feet above ground level?
How would I know?
Because you were on the news with that random military guy. It was all super censored and kinda funny because it was more random than my cousin when she laughs just for making eye contact
I was on the news? 😮
Well, Tik Tok actually.
It was tagged as Tik Thots
Yeah. Some people do that.
I don't know. i always pee sitting down except in public rest rooms. cause i know most guys pee standing and piss all over the place.
Bending down is a woman’s job. We will stretch to flush. Done
✔️
Why?
I think people make a big deal out of little things. Like dude if u raise the seat... put it down. If you come across an open seat... chill and put it down. Geez
Purely lazy as we only put the seat down for #2 at most once a day.
I'm a guy who does more than my best to put the toilet seat down after peeing
I always put the seat back down if I have stood, and leave it down if I've sat, and put the lid down as well, if the lavatory has a lid.
Why are women so adamant about keeping the toilet seat down.
I'm so glad I have my own toilet up in my own room, so I can do with it what I want
Why should you get preference over him?
Are you mentally incapable of looking before you sit?
Just be glad that a MAN invented it in the first place.
I always put the lid down regardless, so everyone has to adjust regardless.
I live alone and I put the seat down, it’s sanitary for the flush
Not only do I lift the seat before I use it, I also put it back down... along with the seat cover. In this way my girl has to lift it up just like I do.
For the same reason you don't like it, annoying lol. But it's "silly" to me to get upset over it. Not a big deal to me either way.
we like the adrenaline rush of the risk of having the toilet seat come crashing down on our winkies and are trying to share the rush with you even though it's not quite the same
Same reason why girls are so adamant about keeping the toilet seat down
This is not a big deal. Put the toilet seat down before you sit down
How is him putting it down any less work than you putting it up?
I prefer mine down it’s more hygienic. This is not male or female it’s individual person
In my later years I have made it a point to put the seat down.
Why are women too lazy to put it down? Why do your needs always come first?
Right? And besides, it's more natural for the person sitting to adjust the seat, since their body is already bending down to that level.
We keep it up because we pee standing up and we don't want pee on the seat.
I've gotten into the habit of putting it down actually, even though I've been single for a while now
It goes down as easy as it goes up...
Just saying
It's much easier to put it down. It's harder to pull it up. That's why we leave it up. Because no man wants to have to reach down and pull up a seat when they have to pee.
Thats what i am sayiny... if i have to put it up...
She shoulf put it down
Lmao. I've said on many posts, women are basically retarded children. Once you go with that everything they do makes perfect sense.
Please don’t use that word in a negative context. It is very hurtful to those who really are mentally retarded.
^^^^ my point exactly 😂
I don’t understand what’s so funny.
How many years ShineBeauTAEfully have you been pissing on the toilet seat before someone told you to put it up?
Why would I put it up to pee?
Because I say so.
Okay, I will just for you 👍🏻
You can pee in my mouth. I'll be your toilet
Why don’t you pee in your own mouth?
I did something better. I ejaculated in my own mouth. So I've tried things like this. but no woman has ever peed in my mouth. can you do it?
I don’t think it is possible, but why don’t you ask the next girl you see if she will. 😆
But I need your pee, not anyone else!!!
For all you know I could be the next women you see.
PLEASE!!! Be that person!! I need you so much!! PLEASE!!!
I will be the one with the dragon cane, so be on the lookout 👁👁 !
OH FUCK yeah I'm super excited now!
Got a thing for canes?
Yup. I have my dick. It became erect and hard like a cane.
That’s amazing lol
Yeah it is. Can you suck?
Unfortunately, I have an extremely small mouth. I can only eat by drinking out of a straw, but my best friend has a huge mouth. I could ask him for you.
Do not worry about it. I have an extremely small dick. You can do that.
The size of a straw?
YUP!!!
That’s crazy, because Mine is too!
Yas! What's gonna happen now?
I don’t know 🥲
SUCK IT !!!
But what about my best friend?
I'm not a fucking gay!
He will transition for you!
Shemale or something?
he will become a trans women just for you!
Girl this is buuuuuuuullshit !!!
Why do people always talk about bull's poop but never their pee? Bulls pee too! This is bullpee! 🤬
the PEE is not that fucking disgusting. But the poop is.
because it's easier and faster for us to take a piss without having to touch the toilet seat to put it up
I think a guy should always leave the toilet seat down in case you may have a female friend stop by.
Why do you let something like that bother you?
I doesn’t bother me too much. We just playfully bicker about it. I don’t like touching the toilet though, but he is the sweetest guy ever because he recently bought me a little handle that you can attach to the toilet, so that I can touch the handle instead of the toilet.
You could strap a bungee cord to it, that way you have to hold it for it to stay up...
That’s a good suggestion, but I think the toilet seat stays up on it’s own.
You just need to reverse it where it goes down on its own lol
I think. It hasn’t come yet.
Oh, I thought you already had it and it was just a handle that stuck on it. It is probably a petal that you step on to raise it and lower it. At least that's the only type I have seen before and I have seen them a few times. The ones I seen you had to stand on it to keep the seat up and when you step off it let's it down slowly.
Oh. That sounds cool. Yeah I have no idea what it even looks like. He just told me he bought me something so that I don’t have to touch the toilet.
Are you sure he just sees you as a friend? It is rare for a guy to put that much thought and initiative into something like that if she isn't on his mind quite often.
It's rare for a guy to put that much thought and effort into something like that at all...
He is just a really considerate guy, and he loves me. We have been friends since I was 3 and I have been living with him since I was 15. We have a really close friend group, and we are like a huge family, so everyone is really considerate of each other.
Some nasty dudes and they don't have proper home training.
My house BITCH MY RULES
fair enough I guess.
Why are you guys using the same toilet?
Because it would be stupid to use the hall bathrooms when their is a bathroom connected to his and my rooms.
There*
Well why won't YOU put the seat down?
Because I’m a bratty spoiled princess! 😊
I’ve always left it down.
It's for ease of use, duh!
Why can’t women learn to lower it?
You lower it. I see through you. 😁
@dustybiker why can’t I sit and pee?
Look before you sit.
UGH! But it’s so hard! Too much work! 🥺
You are clearly in the wrong.
No one is wrong and no one is right.
Why don’t you lower it then?
You rather pee on the 🚽 seat okey dokey
to anger women
He sometimes really does do that just to anger me.
Were not taught when they were younger.
I don't know
I don't know.
I'm not sure.
It's a bad habit
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