What should I do if my boyfriend asks about guys from my past?

[Gummy_Cluster]

He's always asking questions about my ex-boyfriend. He wants to know if his tablet was bigger than his tablet. I told him that it's not the size of the tablet, but it's all about knowing how to use it. But he keeps asking.

Should I tell him the truth? Will he leave me?

[bean2k21]

Once upon a time, there was a man named Alex who was head-over-heels in love with his girlfriend, Gummy_Cluster. They had been together for several months and were deeply committed to each other.

One day, while they were hanging out at home, Alex noticed an old tablet lying on the coffee table. Curious, he asked Gummy_Cluster about it, and she mentioned that it had belonged to her ex-boyfriend.

His jaw dropped to the floor. He was equally as impressed by the tablet as Gummy_Cluster had been. He started asking questions about the tablet, specifically about its size. "Do you like using a larger tablet, or do you find it a bit impractical? Do you mind if I watch you use the larger tablet while I sit here and cry like a sissy?"

Gummy_Cluster was taken aback by the question and responded that it wasn't the size of the tablet that mattered, but how well you use it. After all, a TikTok video is just as cute in a small aspect ratio.

Alex persisted, and Gummy_Cluster grew increasingly frustrated. She didn't understand why he was so fixated on the size of her ex's tablet, especially when they were in a happy and loving relationship, and shared so many TikToks.

The argument escalated, and it seemed like their relationship was on the rocks. Once he even accused her of stopping for a little too long outside the Apple store, where there was a huge billboard of an IPad. "You love those big tablets don't you, whore? Just admit it!"

But in a moment of clarity, Alex realized that he was being silly and that his fixation on the tablet was rooted in his own insecurities. He apologized to Gummy_Cluster, and she forgave him, recognizing that everyone has moments of insecurity and doubt.

From that day on, they paired like two devices over Bluetooth.

[RavVid]

He might over a tablet that big.

[Gummy_Cluster]

That's what I'm afraid of. And thank you for having a brain and a sense of humor. Those are in short supply on this site.

[RavVid]

Thank you. To be honest I think I would feel intimidated and it might be a mercy to down play the past

[Gummy_Cluster]

I'd give you the MHO now, but I guess I'll have to wait until tomorrow.

[RavVid]

Thanks :). I don't think any of us want a list of bigger guys. Definitely don't show him the pics.

[Gummy_Cluster]

Good tip.

[purplepoppy]

Explain you're a bit like a train tunnel. For years there's been a steady stream of men going through you at regular intervals day in day out. But just because countless have been inside it it doesn't mean your full.

[Gummy_Cluster]

Yes! I love it. I'm going to say I'm much like the Holland Tunnel! I'll tell them how famous my tunnel is, and the tourists love to visit my tunnel. Thanks!

[KarinMcDonald]

some men like hearing about guys you know with bigger tablets. Knowing that their woman has been with and enjoyed a man with a big tablet can be a huge turn-on. I know this because my husband is that type of guy.

[Gummy_Cluster]

OMG You just restored my faith in humanity. It's nice to know there is still intelligent life on this planet. I asked about the thermos my brother gave me.


I said I was confused about how it worked. How does it know I like my soup hot, and my tea, cold? There are no buttons or switches on it.
Karin, if you read the replies, your IQ would drop 40 points. And you're spot on about some guys liking to hear about bigger tablets from your past. I watched a show, and they said that cocaine doesn't get you high. The high comes from the brain. The cocaine is just the catalyst that makes the brain create the high. With the tablet thing, some guys only produce jealousy drug in their brain. Others produce both the jealousy drug, and the excitement drug. But when those two drugs are combined, it becomes a very powerful concoction, and a very addictive drug cocktail. You can read about it online.

[KarinMcDonald]

Oh, I'm fully aware of the reaction that some men have, including my husband. If you read any of my answers I think you'll understand where I'm coming from.

[KarinMcDonald]

I also sent a request to follow you if you don't mind. We seem to have some similar ideas.

[Gummy_Cluster]

I deleted the idiot that attacked you, but I forgot to block him. Damn. So I think that 90% of guys think about it, 50% of guys are intrigued by it, and 1% act on it. Those are just my own numbers based on talking to people. (obviously not guys on this site) I'll check out some of your questions.

[KarinMcDonald]

I've put a lot more answers in than questions.

[Gummy_Cluster]

I'll check it out when I get home.

[SnowedIn]

The past doesn't matter.

But, even if it did, it's not the size of the tablet it the amount of RAM in it. I've found that with more RAM, I can do it faster and better, and that pleases everyone.

Be the politician: don't tell him about your past; just tell him you like how much RAM he has.

[Gummy_Cluster]

I totally get the RAM part of it, everyone likes a lot of RAM in their gadget. But does the size of the hard drive matter? Or has USB sticks solved that problem? When one stick is done, you can just put in another stick.

[SnowedIn]

The hard drive is only worthwhile if it's solid state. Otherwise not worth much... it might go down just when you need it. USB sticks are good mostly for one time use. They become hard to manage, so to speak. Better to use them once and discard. The real problem, though, is knowing where the USB stick came from -- unlike GaG profiles, there usually isn't good provenance and you just don't know where it's been.

[Gummy_Cluster]

"Solid state" Reported! lol

[SnowedIn]

"lol" -- reported

[Gummy_Cluster]

Hey, I wouldn't be surprised. Gerbils and all.

[SnowedIn]

At least pegging and gangbangs are safe. We should be grateful.

[Gummy_Cluster]

Oh, and the never-ending questions about sex with trannies. And pooping questions. I could go on and on, but if I was running this show, these questions would go into specific categories of their own. So if you wanted to read dick questions, you would have to go to that category. If you wanted to read about poop questions, you would have to go to that category. Those questions would end.

I'll throw out some that are in the sexuality section, even though that's forbidden...

Have you ever accidentally liked someones photo from a long time ago? ↗

For everyone who has watched friends, which character is the most attractive? ↗

What are you going as for Halloween this year? ↗

How often do you text your friends with benefits? ↗

I'll stop there, because my computer is running low on ink. It never ends.

[SnowedIn]

Wait... your computer runs low on ink? My monitor has the same problem!!!

[Gummy_Cluster]

And monitor ink is getting so dang expensive.

[SnowedIn]

I'm still waiting for UPS to deliver my lizard for that. Thought the lizard would be cheaper than Staples.

[ShiftingMonke]

It's not the size of the tablet that matters, it's the connection strength. Ladies, never settle for less than 1080p.

[Gummy_Cluster]

ROTFLMFAO. Perfect.
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[ShiftingMonke]

Haha I'm glad you agree.

Sorry for derailing the thread earlier.

[SnowedIn]

@shiftingmonke... you've now had two BEST answers on GaG in one day. Michael would be proud. I'm FedEx-ing you some gerbils.

[ShiftingMonke]

@SnowedIn well if that's not pressure to perform during the weekend!! Thankya, thankya.

[Gummy_Cluster]

@SnowedIn

He did? I'm not sure I saw them.

[SnowedIn]

@ShiftingMonke... well, if you're having performance pressure 😉😉😉😉 GaG is for sure the right place to cum.

[SnowedIn]

@Gummy_Cluster... he sure did. Pure brilliance. Made me almost stop responding for the day.

[ShiftingMonke]

@SnowedIn usually I'm early to my own performances so this must be a sign of aging. 😁

@gummy_cluster if you were rendered speechless for an evening, I'm confident yout boyfriend would propose on the spot. 😂😂

[AviatorTom]

If you are comfortable talking about them, then tell your boyfriend about them. If you're not comfortable, then tell your boyfriend you'd rather not talk about the past.

[Gummy_Cluster]

Yeah, the tablets from the past are the past.

[weysally]

tell him, otherwise, your past could haunt you forever, if he can't handle it, it's better to separate now than later

[Gummy_Cluster]

Mum's the word.

[Surely]

He needs to understand that things are being made more compact than they once were. But they have lots more Ram and the ability to do several things at once. So unless he is a cheap economy model. He should be just fine!

[Gummy_Cluster]

OMG. Perfect answer. A girl asked how she could bring it up to her boyfriend/husband, that she would like to add toys to their playtime. As you know, I have a black belt in sarcasm, so...

Gummy: I love when we have intercourse, but can you lick me at the same time.
Boyfriend: My tongue isn't that long.
Gummy: No, what about learning to bend your back, more?
Boyfriend: I'm not Gumby.
Gummy: Oh, that makes sense. What if we went and bought a dildo? Then you wouldn't have to hurt your back?
Boyfriend: Why would you want a dildo, when you have me?
Gummy: Because you just said your back doesn't bend that far.
Boyfriend: I don't know... they sound expensive.
Gummy: Hey, what if we invited your friend, Bob, over? Then it would be easy for all of us.
Boyfriend: I guess they aren't all that expensive. Let me grab the car keys.

You nailed it. Doing several things at once!

[Surely]

@gummy_cluster. You definitely give me a chuckle and brighten my day. Thank you!

[Gummy_Cluster]

That's why we're here. Except when you give your opinion, and someone wants to argue about it.

How do you like your eggs cooked?

Gummy: Scrambled.
Fred: What a loser. That's the wrong answer! I don't like scrambled.



Thanks for letting me know.

[SteveSmith1985]

Be honest. Definitely be honest. I really don't think he'll leave you. If a girl lied to me about that though... I'd break up with her for sure. Even if I found out she lied like a year later... I'm gone. Be honest with him. Definitely.

[Paige90]

Tell him the truth no matter how many guys you have had sex with. Don't lie!

[Gummy_Cluster]

Sex? No, this is about tablets.

[Paige90]

Oh... never mind

[HighValue]

I think honesty is best for a lasting relationship. And if someone doesn't want to know the truth, they shouldn't ask. Don't ask something and then blame the person for answering honestly.

[douride2]

Lie ! Tell him you have never been with a guy before.

[Gummy_Cluster]

I'll just lie and say my last boyfriend was a Mandingo, but didn't have a tablet!!

[douride2]

Even better.

[Gummy_Cluster]

Thanks.

[es20490446e]

If someone asked me I would just tell them the good and the bad.

[Gummy_Cluster]

That's the best way to do it.

[es20490446e]

Thanks 👍

[ready2answer]

Do you love him? He's just feeling insecure. Help him overcome that.

[Gummy_Cluster]

Maybe I'll go on eBay and see if I can find him a bigger tablet.

[Alex8736]

be sarcastic and ask him "Do you want his phone number". 😂

[Gummy_Cluster]

Great idea. They can get together and compare on their own.

[Chad345]

Sigh. If he leaves you for that, he's not worth it. I'm sorry, but an insecure guy can sometimes be more trouble than they're worth.

[Lycirian]

In my eyes, he got issue with his self. I would never ask something like that. I don't care about other guys tablet. All that matters is me and her.

[Jessica405]

Never lie. Never omit to tell it as it is. If he asks, tell him. If he gets shitty, it is his problem, and you are much better off without him.

[exitseven]

I would tell him that the ex boyfriend was a loser and that your current boyfriend is better in every way. If you say it often enough you might believe it too.

[NostalgiaSenpi]

Tell him, "fuck around and find out".

[humanearth]

Tell him that he had a big Johnson

He ask, so tell him

[Luopio27]

Let me use my emergency answer card:
@purplepoppy will you do the honors and answer her question?

[Jennz6]

Tell him the truth and get his story too

[Gummy_Cluster]

Ah, good plan.

[TrillXHippy]

It’s just a tablet

[Gummy_Cluster]

Exactly

[Mayo503]

Tell him or tell him to stop it

[CubaPirate]

Honesty is the best policy

[Cheerfull009]

Keep him shut