If a guy buys wood hardener what does it mean?

[purplepoppy]

I was stalking my crush in a shop and I saw some "wood hardener" in his basket. Does that mean he can't get his wood hard? It said "deep penetration" on the container, does that mean he likes me?

[Anonymous]

It's important to note that wood hardener is a product used to strengthen and reinforce wood that has become damaged or weakened over time. It is not related to a person's sexual performance or ability to get an erection.

If your crush purchased wood hardener, it's likely that he has a woodworking project or repair that he needs to work on. It's not an indication of his feelings towards you or his sexual prowess.

It's important to respect your crush's privacy and not jump to conclusions based on what you see in his shopping basket. If you're interested in him, it's best to try to get to know him better through conversation and spending time together, rather than making assumptions based on limited information.

[Jersey2]

Some people just don’t get a joke…

[lightbulb27]

the "stalking your crush" is the giveaway... woman are indirect communicators and at some age, it's all about 'intimacy'. Guys are direct communicators. So it can seem like that's what it means to a woman.

If you had walked down the isle and handed him this container, it would be a hint. As it was, he's doing wood repair projects.

[Ghen28]

LMAO I just choked on my sub. xD Tell me you're joking! hahaha

[Jersey2]

Wood hardener is used when there is a gaping hole that needs to be filled. Now as the image shows, that one works well with moisture which is key in most such situations. I think your boyfriend is being proactive and thoughtful as wood hardener will provide a professional level fix for the problem at hand so to speak. Some professional use the phase “drilled and filled” which seems to fit here.

[BoobSlayer]

He's a lot like the little duck in this charming story, about a duck in a hardware store.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/hxCXEX2JOKE

[BoobSlayer]

In all seriousness, though, if I'm doing deep penetration it feels more like this Pianoforte: https://youtu.be/GHMjD0Lp5DY

[bean2k21]

Oh Rick you take the words right out of my mouth.

[StormChaser838]

Yes he is coming to do repairs to be with you. So romantic, little Pops, make your move on him, jump the bastard and peg him.

[andreasderjuengere]

I won't ever go shopping in Wales :D

An innocent item may become the talk of the day - if a certain person sees it, heh heh.

Once again: my compliments to your keen observations...

[OfMiceandMen]

If he knows you are following him, it could very well be subtle hint! Not that he needs the wood hardener, it is just a phallic gesture.

[MementoMori777]

Lmao okay buddy, he must have wet soft wood somewhere that he needs to harden cause he also needs that deep penetration 🤣

[AviatorTom]

I'm thinking he was offering to fix the sherp shed, and then...

[AviatorTom]

*sheep

[pethouse]

Probably to put on his make area, that’s the only thing I can think of, makes it harder and longer. Probably going to bang someone 😬 sorry that you saw that.

[Surely]

Probably trying to harden his wood. If it doesn’t deep penetrate. Then it won’t do the Job that it needs to for hardening his wood!

[Sparkie460]

Yes he likes you very much. He wants to keep it hard for you forever. You can climb on him anytime you want and he'll be ready. Non stop fun

[izzyisabella]

Is this question a joke?

[exitseven]

When you are a hammer everything is a nail.

[AviatorTom]

... and everything is a hammer.

[BlissfullyCurSed]

Leave him! He can't even harden his own wood.

[boombastik]

What did she look like?

[Legendarylegacy13]

Yes, he wants you to be his baby mom.

[Texaskid1]

This could be true love.

[lpol990]

He just wants to harden wood