Why did he call me mary jane?

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

Well, let me tell you something about this guy. He's got a one-track mind, and that track leads straight to the land of ta-tas. He's so obsessed with boobs that he probably doesn't even remember your real name, let alone care enough to use it. To him, you're just another pair of milk bombs waiting to be squeezed. And if your name happens to be Mary Jane, well then, you're in luck because he's probably fantasizing about your jiggly jugs as we speak. He's like a boob radar, constantly scanning the room for the next set of hooters to ogle. So don't take it personally if he called you Mary Jane – he's probably just too busy drooling over your cleavage to remember anything else.

[provokeesmokee]

MJ, Mary Jane, is often a slang for marijuana or weed.

Did you smell like weed or is this guy a massive Spiderman Stan?

[Asker]

My name is mary

[MementoMori777]

Am I suppose to know lol

[Spade_01]

Because he didn't call you Jane Mary.

[CoolCatMar1]

Huh?