
Guys, what are you going to do in this scenario?


First I’d shout on top of my Linda to show that I am also an aggressor. Then I’ll pimp smack that bear with my right hand so it’s head gets tilted to my left. Then imma pick up the sunglasses display and slam it on the bears head. Take a sharp turn to the Cold beverage isle and if the bear is right on my tail before I get to the section I want I’ll do a 180 real quick and open one of the cooler doors for the bear to run into. That will confuse the bear because it doesn’t quite understand the concept of glass. Then I’ll do a 180 again and get to the cold coffee section grab a Starbucks coffee bottle and break it on the bears head then proceed to stab it in the eye. At that point the bear will think that I’m standing my ground to fight. The bear will stand on its hind legs to prepare for a swipe and in that moment I’ll do a tuck and roll away from the bear. Dash towards the cash register. Do a sick ass jump over the register. Press the button that alerts the police then run into the break room. Close the door behind me. Look around the break room for any glass. Tacks or anything that’s sharp. I’ll put it in front of the door. Take my belt off open the door so the bear can get in. When the bear comes in it will step in all the broken glass, tacks, and all the other stuff that’s small and sharp. Once the bear is on all the sharp stuff I’ll kick a rolling chair at it so it slows the bear down and step on more sharp stuff. I’ll throw the gas station attendant at the bear and while the bear is distracted I’ll Then with one powerful strike I’ll give that bear a good southern whopping. The bear will be real confused by ever thing goin on. Thats when I jump land on the bears back and strangle it with my belt. Then the cops come right before I kill the bear and breaks up the fight.
Nope. I've never daydreamt about confronting a bear.
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Okay this is what I'm doing. I'm smashing the sunglasses rack onto it's head, so I have a few seconds to make it around the isle. As it starts chasing me I'll be around that isle. Now keep in mind, I'm not familiar with the layout of this particular gas station. If some wine or alcohol (any glass bottle) was nearby and I couldn't reach an exit, I would smash the bottle and go for the neck. I'm realistic and I know bears are strong and pretty fast, but I could zigzag around a store faster than a bear to the exit. If not and the door is somehow unaccessible, I'm throwing liquor bottles. If they got Crown Royal Whiskey, the most unbreakable bottles, then I have a very blunt weapon to smash his nose with. The bear will not want to fight me, if it can't breathe easy through the nose.
Just easier to open carry.😂
With a Brien bear, I think the best thing to do is make yourself look big and make lots if noise, convince the bear that you're bigger than him. But I could be wrong.
In reality, I'd probably panic, turn around and run away, dumping food off the shelf as I go. Maybe he'll get hungry for the food and stop chasing me.
*Brown bear
“If it's brown, lay down. If it's black, fight back. If it's white, goodnight”
Don't know whether this will work LOL.. I think running like you said is the best option
Try and back away. Hope the bear will be distracted by all he food in he gas station ( I'm assuming its in a gas station) and exit calmly out the back. Any signs of aggression, and I hope I can get all 13 rounds of 9mm off and get away.
I'm not a guy but the smartest thing for anyone to do is just play dead like a possum as it is stronger, faster, bigger and superior to us in every way but intelligence. Like if I was directly in front of an aisle too thin for it to fit I would run then.
You can only play dead on grizzly bears and not on black bears and polar bears. Playing dead on grizzly bears works very effectively, which is why many campers use this tactic to escape a grizzly bear.
A black bear might have stalked you. When a black bear stalks you, it is probably probing for weaknesses to conduct a predatory attack. It thinks that you are a tasty meal. Never play dead on black bears! You should walk back away slowly while making yourself big, talking in low tones, and preparing your bear spray or to fight back.
@BoopBoopBeep Yea it looked like a grizzly in the photo hence why I said what I said
@Girlsontop
yeah you're probably right. I usually look for the hump above the shoulders for brown bears, and of course this photo sucks, but I don't think it's there. nor are there lighter tips/highlights of grizzly coat. I definitely defer to you though. Think I've seen a bear in real life only twice so I'm hardly a pro at that
Knock over the sunglasses, jump the counter, flee into the back room, shut and lock the door, then contact the manager. Then call 911 or animal control.
I would get a box of twinkies and give it to him.
This is why I always carry a spare pic-a-nik basket...
I forget if you have to play dead or make yourself appear bigger for a brown bear. Whatever strategy I have to do I'll do. I know that fighting one of those things is not a fight I can easily win.
Point blank glock to bears face and hope for the best
Say goodbye to your hand lol.
And my block lol
Glock*
I'm doing the same thing she's doing s*** in her pants
I don't think I have a chance unless I have my gun with me lol
Run fucking away as fast as possible, if i'm even able to comprehend what is happening.
is it a small baby grizzly or an adult brown bear?
Most guys will run ,
some will try to find him food from shelf
If the bear is hungry, there is no need to look for food. You are the food.
@artgorgeous true
is this from the 7/11 in lake tahoe where this happened? i don’t live that far away from there lol id just step aside and let the bear do it’s thing.
Throw food.
address his grievances and reduce the odds that he becomes an insurgent.
Back away slowly without making eye contact. If it still attacked me, I would lay on my stomach and play dead.
Side step the bear, jump on its back and go for a choke hold. Probably won't work, but it is my best strategy.
It's clearly the bears right of way, he is already mostly through the door.
If I was that guy I'd punch the bear in the nose. It makes them run in the other direction
Run. Any other attempt is a sure chat with God or the devil.
Thank God my state has open carry time to put the 1911 to work 45acp makes a big hole
Shoot that bear I carry my sig sauer all that time I know it won't do much damage but I'll give him all 17 shots
I am blessed with a very loud voice. I would use it
Get the absolute hell out of there any way possible, even if it means punching it in the nose
Slap tf out of it and lock it in there and let it be someone else's problem.
Try to run back while switching along different aisles to slow down and distract the animal.
Give the bear a hug because it looks like it needs some love ❤️
Try and shove my hand down his throat if it attacks me
Throw up on it
Run away as fast as i can
Holy that's a fine line. Don't really no.
Get mauled if the bear wants to attack me.
Uhh. . . die? Lmao
Make myself big and be as loud as possible
Run if no gun
Run like hell
@Pinay_ako Thank you for the Like
100% agree with that
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