How do I teach my husband how to wipe properly? 🤦‍♀️?

[Anonymous]

Funny question right?

Know what isn’t funny?

Having to clean dried poo streaks off the back of the toilet seat every single day.

What in the world is he doing wrong and how do I get him to stop without making him feel bad about it?

[DubiousIntentions]

I have seen people use diaper sprayers that are usually used to pre-clean cloth diapers before washing them. They attach to your water line to the toilet and are easy to install. You can use them as a handheld bidet, and also for cleaning off the inside of the toilet. They are less than $30 on Amazon. Use it as you flush, to wash the hash marks off the sides.

[Asker]

Wow, I never knew such a thing existed.

Thank you.

[sheikalana]

He doesn't know how to wipe or doesn't know how to flush? Thank God I don't have this issue with my husband. Maybe tell him to use the toilet brush every time he does the number two and to make sure the toilet is properly cleaned after he uses it's unfair that you have to clean after himself every day he's an adult not a kid.

[JDavid25]

He either may be putting his butt too far back on the seat, or his butt has a lot of dook dook residue.. Either way, maybe being gently upfront with him and saying "Hey honey, there are always streaks on the seat, I wouldn't mind if they were wiped"... Maybe that'll get his attention..

[chico800]

Your husband? I would have thought that you would have dealt with this looooong before the husband stage.

[Asker]

Nope. Been silently cleaning up after him for 5 years unfortunately.

I know it’s his father’s fault for not teaching him, but I have no brothers and never had to potty-train a male before…I honestly cannot comprehend what is going wrong here.

[Simslover92]

That's a mighty long time to have been dealing with something like that. I feel really bad for you.

[leahzrc]

is he wiping his shit on the seat or is he shitting on the seat?

[leahzrc]

now that is the question

[Asker]

It appears that he’s grazing the back of the seat with dirty toilet paper.

[leahzrc]

why oh god

[Asker]

His dad was not a very good dad.

I honestly think he was left to figure it out himself…and figured wrong. 🤦‍♀️

[Nikki1989]

This might help.

[LazerBean]

Bruh. I guess try getting him some flushable wipes if you don't have them already.

[DubiousIntentions]

Those supposed "flushable wipes" can clog up the pipes as they don't break down like toilet paper does. ** especially if you are on a septic tank**

[DarkWinterNights]

Ah, yes. Public restrooms are always full of these stains and it makes me absolutely hate using them. Half of the time I don’t even know how it was accomplished.

[MrOracle]

Maybe get him some flushable wipes (the wet kind) and ask him to make sure the toilet is clean after each use.

[exitseven]

He is sitting back too far, Have him sit a little bit more forward.

[Apple1996]

Wtf he needs potty trained again

[DubiousIntentions]

Maybe just keep off the Mexican food?

[Anonymous]

Here is your solution

[Anonymous]

Ask him what chemical in his brain makes him think it's ok to wash every part of him expect for the part that he shits from

[catarecute]

pay for a cleaner

[Jmmmfi4]

WHAT THE HELL

[shades777]

your butt or his