Guys how good is your aim? Women can your man aim his french fry? How often do you miss the toilet with your french fry?

[Miah04]

[JoePro_]

Aiming is typically whack when we're tired, and/or we recently had sex (or jerked). If we didn't pee after sex, the seminal fluid dries around the exit, which could partially cover the end like a thumb on a water hose, causing it to spray sideways, or otherwise not-straight.

If you have a guy who has bad aim outside of these situations, it would make me wonder if he lacks training and discipline in other areas of his life. Maybe a red flag? But who knows. He could be great at the rest of life, and just really crap at aiming. You might need to take some of the bad with the good, depending on how those things balance out.

That being said, I tend to sit nowadays and play on my phone even if all I have to do is pee. I thought everyone did that...

[WhiteSteve]

French fry? How dare you?🤨

I’m pretty accurate, you gotta move your feet a little towards the end as your stream weakens😂 But you always gotta clean the rim with TP afterwards, unless you live in a barn, lmao

[Miah04]

😂😂😂what's wrong with french fry?

[nawtee_me]

I have used hot lube but never hot oil….. Lol

[WhiteSteve]

Give us a little more credit than that😂 Like we’re at least talking about a steak fry, and not a shoestring fry, right?😝

[Miah04]

😂😂idk. There wasn't much thought behind the name

[WhiteSteve]

Don’t worry about it, I’m just goofin’🤪

[Miah04]

I just found it funny how many of all was like it's not a fry

[WhiteSteve]

You knew what you were doing, triggering fragile male egos🙄😂

[Miah04]

No. I just like to be creative😂

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

Not very good.

Once my guy friend told me to check his Abs by hitting him in the stomach and I accidentally hit his crotch instead…

Poor guy…

It was night though and I couldn’t see well.

He had a child after that so I think I didn’t do any harm.

[NYlatefun]

@LaFemmeFatale_1 lol that’s terrible 😅

[Ms_Facesitter]

French Fry, that's a new one. Keeping that one ;)

He can aim it, he just can't always keep it.

[Miah04]

😂😂i got way too many unique names for them🤫

[Ms_Facesitter]

I always called it the joystick

[Miah04]

Lol that's a good one

[lightbulb27]

french fry?

https://www.youtube.com/embed/vxA1nkAPA6U

[GuyAnswersGirls123]

I can sign my name with it in calligraphy while drunk at 4 AM on someone's door (although I thought it was a wall until it opened).

[dustybiker2]

Oooop.

[Miah04]

@dustybiker2 oh dang

[mandyfire98]

My man actually has very good aim with his. Never an issue.

[Miah04]

😂😂

[mandyfire98]

Or he is just good at cleaning. I'm guessing he's good with his aim.

[mandyfire98]

Now I'm not sure. He is very much a clean freak so that could be it.

[Miah04]

I don't know. But they really didn't like the fry reference on here 😂well the guys at least.

[mandyfire98]

Oh yeah, fry implies wimpy and soft and thin and short. They'll get all insecure on you

[Miah04]

Oh😂oops good point

[Wiredone]

I don't have a French fry. I've got a German sausage and I aim it really well. I always hit the target

[Miah04]

Good job

[dustybiker2]

•snort• nicely disguised brag

[Wiredone]

@dustybiker2 I don't brag

[dustybiker2]

@Miah04 has turned me completely off food today.

[Wiredone]

@dustybiker2 I don't know where she got French fries from instead of what she usually calls it, pp

[dustybiker2]

She is pretty mellow today.

[Wiredone]

@dustybiker2 she must be tired

[dustybiker2]

Tired and happy

[Wiredone]

@dustybiker2 happy?

[dustybiker2]

Yup. She seems happy.

[Miah04]

@dustybiker2 super happy

[dustybiker2]

@miah04 😎

[StudyingAuthor]

german sausage sounds interesting, you could think of that two ways.

[AviatorTom]

My aim is good, but sometimes my french fry has other ideas.

[Miah04]

😂😂

[LaurenM1997]

French fry? wtf I’ve never heard that one before 😂😂😂

[Miah04]

😂😂

[Joshydavid25]

Pretty good when you don't have just a fry, but a large fry from McDonald's.. LOL..

[Miah04]

😂😂

[FunkyMonkee]

Seeing as how I'm REALLY good with dropping clothes pins into a milk bottle, even at arm's length away from the bottle, I'd say I'd be VERY good with French Fries! As long as they don't flip over once you let go.

[bowenw]

Usually good, but if the French fry is long it can be a challenge.

[Miah04]

😂😂

[bowenw]

🍟🍟

[TadCurious]

If I ever built a custom house I would have a urinal installed. The urine stream can be unpredictable at times and it can be hard not to get pee on the rim of a toilet.

[Angelo75]

Just try aiming a hose that will shoot differently based on the time of the day, on how cold it is, on how turned-on you are or how much filled your blatter is.

Good luck on that one.

[Danny_dan92]

If your dick has the shape/size of a “french fry” may god help you…




To answer your question, yes. It’s not difficult

[LiamS95]

Never except possibly if the exit hole is partially closed due to dried semen, caused within the past 1/2 hour or so.

[Jennz6]

I never heard it called a French Fry before

[jahaims]

I don't think many females understand for most the guy it isn't missing. Most toilets aren't designed for males to stand and pee. The mess is splash. That is why male restrooms have urinals. They are designed to pee while standing.

[StudyingAuthor]

lol, french fry is hilarius.

[Miah04]

🤭🤭

[StudyingAuthor]

😄😄😂

[dustybiker2]

French fry? 🤨

[Miah04]

😂😂stick around the names get more and more creative as i go.

[dustybiker2]

.🤣.

[NewUser22]

I thought you were talking about aiming but shooting something else out 😂

[sirderpsalot123]

I could piss an apple off the top of your head.

[sirderpsalot123]

Want me to prove it? Go get an apple

[BarryLiverstone]

Gross

[sirderpsalot123]

@BarryLiverstone It will get worse and now you're going to get all of the notifications because you had to comment lol

[Miah04]

Don't make me smush that french fry derp😡 @dustybiker2 he's being derpy again

[BarryLiverstone]

Already reported it. Violation of gag rules

[sirderpsalot123]

I can tell you're fun at parties lol

[sirderpsalot123]

Nerd

[Miah04]

Well barry is blocked. I hate fun snatchers

[dustybiker2]

@BarryLiverstone Reported you for teasing a friend? Good lord. Someone needs a life. Or pay better attention to people who have fun.

Derp, keep it in its holster man. What have I told you about swinging it around?

[sirderpsalot123]

@dusybiker2 sorry 😒

[dustybiker2]

@sirderpsalot123 🤗

[Miah04]

@dustybiker2 swinging it around 😭😭😂

[dustybiker2]

@Miah04 He has stories. I'm not allowed to reiterate them.

[Miah04]

@dustybiker2 i don't wanna know what he does with his French fry

[dustybiker2]

@miah04 Wise choice

[Miah04]

@dustybiker2 😂😂

[Charliefretz329]

I’d pay to see that

[sirderpsalot123]

How much?

[Charliefretz329]

That’s top notch. At least $20

[Charliefretz329]

$100 if you miss 😈

[sirderpsalot123]

... $40

[sirderpsalot123]

I don't and $200 when I don't miss

[sirderpsalot123]

$40 and... I hate GAG lol

[Charliefretz329]

$45 it’s a deal, call Miah

[sirderpsalot123]

Give us an edit option

[Charliefretz329]

What’s said cannot be unsaid

[sirderpsalot123]

How about @dustybiker2 I care more about her

[sirderpsalot123]

Less temping to mess it up

[Charliefretz329]

No 😠. No pee on Dusty…

Miah though is made off piss and vinegar 🤣

But I still love her

[Charliefretz329]

*of. :)

[dustybiker2]

Better not piss on me 🥋
Charlie 😂

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker2 miah won't agree to this tho

[Charliefretz329]

Dusty has a whole ninja 🥷 squad with her. Bad idea derps

[sirderpsalot123]

Just think of it as a bonding experience

[Charliefretz329]

It was miahs curious question… 🤔

She basically asking for proof

[dustybiker2]

Derp 🤮

Charlie 😎👍🏻

[Charliefretz329]

Nice to know you Derps. 😬 💀

[sirderpsalot123]

The worst dusty would do is throw a foam brick at me

[Charliefretz329]

Dusty’s squad once abducted me and kept me in a cave for a week…

[dustybiker2]

Pfft. And whats the worst her man will do?

[dustybiker2]

🤣🤣🤣 Charlie. You loved it

[sirderpsalot123]

I have to go

[sirderpsalot123]

My mom is calling me

[dustybiker2]

Yup. Walk away. Go hide with Kim.

[Charliefretz329]

It was for my own good 😥

[Charliefretz329]

Bedtime derpy boy

[dustybiker2]

@sirderpsalot123 Another 🦇 ?

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker2 I hope not lol

[Miah04]

I'm bout to kick 2 boys asses😡

[Charliefretz329]

Sounds fun 😉

[dustybiker2]

@Charliefretz329 😂

[Charliefretz329]

Win- win 😏

[Miah04]

@Charliefretz329 change of plans charlie gets no attention and derp gets the book

[sirderpsalot123]

Dusty will protect me

[Miah04]

We already established she doesn't

[sirderpsalot123]

She will

[sirderpsalot123]

She's my buddy

[sirderpsalot123]

She's plotting behind the scenes

[dustybiker2]

I do have my ways of covering all the bases. 😇

[Miah04]

@dustybiker2 but he is trying to R kelly me. He deserves it

[dustybiker2]

@Miah04 •hands you a stack of foam movie prop books•
It's the idea that matters. The less residual damage left over the next day the better. Your copies leave too much of a lasting... impression.

[Miah04]

@dustybiker2 fine😤

[dustybiker2]

That went better than expected 😂 🤍

[Miah04]

@dustybiker2 because you were involved😂if not derp would've been in serious trouble

[dustybiker2]

I was saving at least one nut. It's true.

[Miah04]

@dustybiker2 derp prefers the term nuggie

[dustybiker2]

@miah04 He's gonna have to live with my term nuts here.

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker2 I will find a way to live with that

[Miah04]

@dustybiker2 😭😭 .

[Miah04]

Derp don't you make me mad😡

[dustybiker2]

•drops foam movie props box•

[sirderpsalot123]

I didn't even do anything this time lol

[Miah04]

@dustybiker2😇😇

Derp she won't always be watching😡

[dustybiker2]

@miah04 I do sleep like the dead.

[Miah04]

@dustybiker2 yeah you seem sleepy rn. Now would be time for a good nap😇

@sirderpsalot123 😡😡

@dustybiker2 😇

[dustybiker2]

@miah04 😂

[Miah04]

Sorry derp. I get in moods where i wanna fight. I'll be good

[Charliefretz329]

Yeah… you could say that again Ms vinegar

[Charliefretz329]

But I’m a sucker for a mean woman… 🤷🏻‍♂️ I got a track record

[Charliefretz329]

I want you to throw a book at me 😏

[dustybiker2]

@Charliefretz329 Charlie Charlie Charlie... noooo

[Charliefretz329]

You sayin Miahs too mean?

[dustybiker2]

@Charliefretz329 I'm saying you take your life into your own hands with your choice of words to woman. 😂

[Charliefretz329]

I’m aware… 😈

[Miah04]

Bye bye

[dustybiker2]

@Miah04 "bye bye"? What? Better not be pulling a Houdini again

[Miah04]

@dustybiker2 no just from this post😂

[dustybiker2]

@Miah04 Okay good. Freak me put like that

[Miah04]

@dustybiker2 sorry

[dustybiker2]

If you're good. All good.

[Anonymous]

Mediocre, beginning stream is always a mystery trajectory.

[Fuentes]

Depends how bad I have to go

[Miah04]

No fuentes aim that fry😭

[Fuentes]

It's not a fry it's a burrito Supreme

[Miah04]

😂😂oh dang

[Fuentes]

U ever go to a Mexican food spot ask for one do u know it ain't nothing like no fries lol

[Miah04]

I know what you talkin about. That's why i said oh dang

[NYlatefun]

French fry? What about anaconda? And aim is on point!

[ab2shifty]

Alright so what made you think of this

[Miah04]

Bored😂

[BarryLiverstone]

I don’t bring French fries in the bathroom

[Charliefretz329]

99% accurate. But there are those times… 😒

[Charliefretz329]

Miah jealous again… 😏

[Anonymous]

Good aim, I can write my name in the snow

[dudeinohio]

right on target

[guyinterested]

i'm very accurate