After I wrote myTake last night about 5 Beautiful Female Body Types, I saw a lot of questions about men. How come fatshaming men isn’t talked about? Why do women have such high standards of men? Do you need a man with muscles? Well, like I said in my previous Take, it’s all about preference. But just because one person doesn’t love your body doesn’t mean someone else won’t. We are all made differently and we need to embrace it, including men. Here are 5 awesome male physiques that men should be proud to wear.
1. The Skinny
Here’s the skinny on the skinny (See what I did there? No? Okay…)
Just like skinny women, there are skinny men that have a hard time putting on weight. But that doesn’t make you any less of a man! No muscle tone? So what. You’re still attractive, you have awesome amounts of testosterone, and you are loved by a variety of women. You don’t have to be a gym junkie to be amazing. So strut your stuff and be confident in your own skin!
2. Ottermode Activate!
Ah, yes, the beloved Ottermode, also commonly associated with the Swimmer’s Build. Truthfully, The Skinny and Ottermode aren’t overly different, except Ottermode is more toned and a little bigger. And those toned muscles are gorgeous, honey. Work it. No, seriously, work it, I wanna watch.
3. The Athlete
Yes, yes, yes, yes, and more YES! Look at those muscles. Flex. Flex. Flex.
Just like the Ottermodes, Athletes have lots of muscle. And athletes are awesome because not only do they have a masculine definition to their body, but it also screams health and fitness. Do you enjoy the gym? Go ahead with your bad self. Want to play a good game of baseball, basketball, or rugby? By all means. Bench press those weights. Lift that bar. Work up a sweat. And look awesome doing it.
4. Built Fat
Yes, this is a thing. And honestly? I feel Built Fat doesn’t get the credit it deserves. Despite what SOME PEOPLE think, it is possible to be overweight and still be healthy. And who better fits that description than Built Fat? Your muscles may not be as defined as the Athlete, but that doesn’t mean they’re not there. And you still look awesome! You’re a total package. It’s like I get my Teddy Bear and Thor all in one. Can you say win-win? I can!
5. Chubby Fat
Last, but not least, are the Chubby Fat. While writing this take, it took me a while to find a good picture this type, and now I completely understand the frustration these men have with society. If chubby women can be praised, then hell, why not a chubby man? They may not be the most in shape but…who cares? One thing about Chubby Fat: It SCREAMS rugged and masculine. Why?
Well, just like overweight women, an overweight man historically means that you are rich and have a high status in society. Even if it’s not true today, it’s still sexy as hell. Chubby Fat guys not only still have just as much testosterone coursing through their veins as the other types, but they also know how to have a good time. Do you like beer and a good BBQ? Want to grab some wings? I know I do. Chubby Fats are some cool as hell people to be around.
Truth time. Just because you’re a man doesn’t mean you aren’t allowed to love yourself, either. Yes, women and their bodies are more in the limelight, but men are just as beautiful, in every shape and form. And yes, there’s way more bodies for men that are listed on this Take. And guess what? Those are just as sexy. Men deserve to be respected just as much as women. So work that Skinny butt. Embrace your Otter bod. Athlete? Yummy. Got a little fat covering that muscle? Looks awesome on you. A bit on the Chubby side? Well, you wear it well.
Men, you’re awesome. And don’t let anyone let you think different.