We need to encourage more laziness in society for a multitude of reasons.
1. Lazy People Wouldn't Search For The Nearest Vacant Parking Spot
You know how hard it is to find a vacant parking spot close to the store? Very! Too many cars prefer to huddle in close proximity to the store, and the car density decreases as you move farther away from the store. Lazy people aren't going to spend so much energy on finding the perfect parking spot, because they are more likely to find the most convenient parking spot where there are no car neighbors to worry about
2. Lazy People Wouldn't Walk Far In The Supermarket
The typical supermarket layout has the produce section near the entrance area. It's hard to miss it, because fresh produce has brilliant, attractive colors. Buying fruits and vegetables should be easy - much easier than the maze-like aisles. Lazy people prefer convenience, and what's more convenient than eating raw and minimally cooked fruits and vegetables?
3. Lazy People Wouldn't Wait In Line In Restaurants
Going to restaurants means that you have to wait in line. Always. It doesn't matter what kind of restaurant - fine dining, casual dining, fast casual, or even fast food. You still have to wait at the table. The more people there are, the longer you have to wait. And waiting becomes freakin' uncomfortable, when you are sitting in the freezing cold or scorching heat in the Drive-Thru lane.
Going to a grocery store is much simpler. You just have to find a vacant parking spot (anywhere will do), walk in, find what you need, and check out. At check-out, cashiers are replaced by self-check-out machines. This highly efficient way of purchasing your groceries means you can buy roasted red potatoes, chicken, and maybe some vegetables (or whatever's on sale) at half the price of what it will cost you at, say, Boston Market.
4. Lazy People Wouldn't Waste Food
Face it. Wasting food means you have to go to the store again and buy more food. Instead of going to the store or eating out every day, which may expend too much of one's energy reserves, a lazy person will just go to the store or a trail of stores once a week to do groceries and ration the food supply for the duration of the week. Every food item must be used; nothing is wasted.
5. Lazy People Wouldn't Overeat
Because the lazy person wants to minimize the expenditure of energy, it's just not cost-effective to overeat the daily food rations. Overeating causes the food in the refrigerator and the pantry to decrease faster, as time goes on. So, to make sure the refrigerator can last for the whole week, everything must be rationed out, so every one will have something to eat every day. If a week's worth of groceries is consumed in 3 days, then the person may have to starve himself for the rest of the week or buy more food; and that costs time, money, and energy.
6. Lazy People Are Too Relaxed To Stress About Body Image
A lazy person is well represented by the couch potato - so lazy that he doesn't even care what the world thinks of him. As long as he is happy, he is satisfied. He isn't going to stress out about body image, because if he does, then he has to do something about it. Nope, he's just going to sit back, relax, and be satisfied with what he's got.
Conclusion
We need more people to embrace laziness. We will then all be healthier and happier.
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