How do I become a vampire like the one in Twilight?

Okay I dont want crap. I want a straight forward anwser.
I have done a lot of work on the topic "Vampires".
a lot of sites say there's rituals you can do.
No one in the whole world could understand now bad I want to become a vampire.
So Please, Anyone... If there is a way... TELL ME ! i know vampires are real... so don't tell me they aren't...
Vampires aren't real dumbass
Vampires are real
I'm a vampire
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