How do I become a vampire like the one in Twilight?

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Okay I dont want crap. I want a straight forward anwser. 
I have done a lot of work on the topic "Vampires". 
a lot of sites say there's rituals you can do. 
No one in the whole world could understand now bad I want to become a vampire. 
So Please, Anyone... If there is a way... TELL ME ! i know vampires are real... so don't tell me they aren't...

theatreguy · Accepted Answer

Vampires in today's society have changed from what an actual vampire is. If you want to get a sense of what an actual vampire is like, go watch Bram Stroker's Dracula. As far as I know, there are only two ways to become a vampire. The first is to be bitten by a vampire. This will kill you. All vampires are already dead, so you have to die before becoming one. This is why vampires live so long. The other way is the way that Dracula became a vampire. You have to make a deal with the devil himself, which is a very very very very very VEEEEERRRY bad idea. No matter how tempted you are to do so, you will always loose in the end. It's not worth it. Now, assuming that somehow you were a vampire, there are several things you would need to look out for. Daylight. If a vampire goes out into sunlight, they won't sparkle. They freakin' burn to death. It's the equivalent of standing in a blazing fire. They aren't even safe in an overcast day. Any sunlight at all is enough to kill a vampire. If you want to live, you have to kill. Vampires require blood to survive. Blood is not a luxury, but a necessity. I'm not talking about a few sips here and there. Vampires wound need to drain enough blood out of a human to actually kill them. A vampire could actually drain all of the blood out of several full grown humans in a single feeding. Vampires are monsters, and there is a reason people in the stories don't want to become one.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Omg wasn't Kristen Stewart's acting terrible, it was like she was the undead one. Traditionally Hollywood has a tradition of showing older guys chasing jailbait girls (just watch any john wayne movie). Yes your right in Dirty Dancing Swayze's thirty year old character chases Baby who's around fifteen and yes its creepy. I dont see how Richard Gere being s billionaire would need to hire a hooker I also don't know how it works as a love story (what girl dreams of being a prostitute so she can marry the man of her dreams) but it works.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

The vampire mythology is very interesting. There are different types of vampires based on lore. There are people who try to live a vampiric lifestyle (sleep during the day and up at night, loner persona, some even file some of their teeth). However, drinking blood is really unhealthy, unsanitary and not good.

If you want to read about lore, that's fine. Reading and researching can be fun. Even dressing certain ways, if that is what you like is fine. But I would severely advise to not drink blood. You can drink red fruit drinks or tomato juice to pretend it's blood, plus you'll get nutrients that way.

ginnyweasley · Accepted Answer

Vampires...

ArchDruidMordred · Answer

This is a very tricky subject. Vampires do exist, but there's no way to become one. All real vampires are, are people who are born with the genetics to digest blood. Many people with this "ability" take it one step further and roleplay as the fictional vampires. A small minority of those people have roleplayed so much that they have convinced themselves that they ARE the fictional vampires. Hence why you found those sites. There are no such thing as he vampires you see in movies books and games. It's simply people who drove themselves crazy pretending they are.

So no, you can't become a real vampire. Even if you could, you won't get the superhuman abilities you see in twilight because real vampires aren't like that.

I'm going to vote A because the vampire you want to be and the vampires irl are completely different.

Doffydood · Answer

The vampires in Twilight don't exist. If vampires exist (and they most likely don't), it would most likely be very painful for you.

SirenDep · Answer

There are vampire communities out there.. The people who are part of them, claim that they don't have any superpowers but they are drawn to drinking blood, and need it to maintain their physical and emotional health, or that they suck the energy out of other people. Other people have rare illnesses, like allergy to the sun, or they get weird burns when they go out in sunlight. Some people are serial killers who enjoy killing people. Do you want to end up that way?

suki248 · Answer

Vampires aren't real. But you can become one by getting veneers and filing them into fangs, dusting yourself in body glitter, and drinking blood. But drinking blood might get you into legal trouble, so do it at your own risk. Avoid the sun and put on some makeup to pale your skin if you don't mind being unnatural.

Jxpxtxr · Answer

You need to get one to give you their blood, then kill you and when you wake up you'll be a vampire, duh.. No, wait.. Damn, that was from the Vampire Diaries, not Twilight, sorry..👻 but if you don't wanna die you can still always become a "Vampyre"👹

OrdinaryGentleman · Answer

Oh for fucks sake. The only reason if you want to become a vampire is is because you feel inadequate in you own life. Become stronger and happier so you don't feel the need to "become fake".
But to answer your question... workout... eat... sleep.. your body is not build like a fictional character, trumped up to be better than humans.

9mfeo · Answer

Roll around naked in some glitter and then slaughter a deer and drink the blood. Tada! Twilight "vampires."

WeaponZero · Answer

Even if Vampires were real, they wouldn't be anything even remotely like they were in Twilight. That idea of what a vampire is was made up BY the author. Deal with it.

Kuraj · Answer

Well for start, there are dentists willing to mess up your canines and make them more sharp, for a price.
The genuine vampire skin look you can achieve with party glitter and for the dopey facial expression you can try overdosing with Diazepam.

ThisDudeHere · Answer

You can start by drinking tomato juice and getting a Romanian accent.

ChocEyes · Answer

If you know they are real, then surely you wouldn't mind showing the data/evidence for that?

Maxemeister · Answer

U drink the blood of a vampire, then u die FInd a vampire first

iamyourneighbor · Answer

Learn to troll better  If you are an anonymous troll at least be a good troll

jakeofalltrades · Answer

Vampires don't exist, and even if they did you wouldn't want to be a twilight kind, they are lame as hell

Shayan_Mortazavi · Answer

I think you need to call up your local mental hospital

LittleSally · Answer

LSD and some glitter?

lumos · Answer

Bad attempt at trolling/being funny.

CHARismatic110 · Answer

Find of those real ones and have him/her bite you.

COCOCHANEL · Answer

how about meditation

Keyspirits · Answer

By given meh a SMEXY hickey on ma neck babez 💋

apexalpha · Answer

If you want to become a vampire gosuck some blood

Anonymous · Answer

You do know vampires are just fantasy, right?

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