Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
Most Helpful Opinions
Obviously my hands or my tongue. I'm a musician and singer. I literally require my fingers/hands and tongue/jaw to pay the bills. Like even losing my pinky would fuck me up for life, you need every finger for guitar, banjo and keyboard/piano, there's no getting around it, losing even a pinky would be catastrophic. Could forget playing riffs and licks ever again and probably about half of all songs are now unplayable just due to not being able to hit four notes or stretch across 5 frets all at once.
Well, considering I would have to be alive after. I would say my arm (s).
Most of what I do, I use my arms.
I love being creative with my hands, drawing, cross-stitching, write and more.
My fingers. Of course hands and arms too, but they wouldn't be half as relevant without my fingers. After that I'd say tongue and eyes.
What Girls & Guys Said
Opinion
14Opinion
If I had no leg I could still walk. If I had no arm I can still write I just hope I have a good hand. And if I lost my little Stevie I could still make love but it would be in a different way So no matter what I would be pissed for a moment but I would get over and do whatever it took to make it right again
Mr. Stiffy downstairs. Honestly, he's annoying. But he does bring a lot of happiness.
My brain/mental health.
My body is already sh*t. Yeah, losing my legs or arms/hands would suck and I definitely do NOT want to lose them, but.. Eh.- u
my nerves? the sense of touch... that would be quite a tragedy, I think
My head. It would impact my life by killing me.
My head. If it was gone, I'd be dead.
Eyes. As a professional Conga Artist, those are very essential.
My head
My penis 😬
My right arm, because I am right handed.
My eyes
my heart
My brain.
Arms or leg's
Probably a leg
My dick
Learn more
We're glad to see you liked this post.
You can also add your opinion below!