How did you start your morning?

[Anonymous]

Anything exciting happen?

Any exciting news?

Is/Was your morning sh*t or awesome?

[MrWrong]

I wake up to both of my alarms and curse a bit, sometimes hitting the snooze button twice. I then jump out of bed and stretch a bit. I will then shower thoroughly every morning and shave every other day after brushing and flossing my teeth. I will then get dressed and check my email before leisurely walking out to my car with my messenger bag and a soda. I don't eat breakfast.

The next part is important: Upon starting my car and turning on the radio, I must tune in to a satisfactory channel and song before the vehicle may be set in motion.

[7gnat]

excellent rule(satisfactory channel and song)

[MrWrong]

Thank you. I'm quite proud of it.

[TigerRoseBear]

Shit.

[Asker]

High five, same.

[TigerRoseBear]

*high five*

This morning started so amazingly! I got the nicest email ever from the one I love :D. I feel so amazing <3

[TigerRoseBear]

Whattttttttt. This was YOU? Stop writing short questions where I can't tell it's you writing them :(

[Asker]

I'm sure you didn't know it was me

[TigerRoseBear]

I'm serious :(. I only realized it was you after... well ha ha you know... did something on a GAG account... (I ain't admitting to sh*t, GAG - I'm not getting any accounts deleted... so for the record, I did not do anything :P)

[Asker]

Lol Okey dokey

[TigerRoseBear]

Start writing longer questions :( lol

[Asker]

What's the difference. You have my pw anyways :p

[courtniX]

Took a shower, got ready, went to school.

Tomorrow will be so much worse though because I get to show up to swim practice at 6:15 am :)

So excited for that...

I'm being sarcastic. I'm not excited for that at all lol

[Misty_04]

Alarm clock didn't go off so I missed my lift, my car wouldn't start (surprise), missed my class. Ate cereal and went back to bed to watch anime.

[shani982]

It was a sh*t start. I had an off day today so I slept late. So I was supposed to wake up a bit late. But my fixed phone was ringing continuously, and call was not going through. so I ended up taking out the cable from the phone and threw the phone away from me. But could not sleep afterwards.

At last I ended up cleaning my home and doing laundry.

[Incredible_Isaac]

I woke up and had to work out in the rain (push-ups, situps, etc...) for a whole hour with my military school unit lol. Hows that for a bad morning haha

[Asker]

LOL. How is half asleep getting dressed for school on your bed and all of a sudden a spider comes crawling on to and your on the bunk bed at the top and scream, shook the spider off and hit your head on the wall?

Maybe not as bad but lol. It was for me :(

[Incredible_Isaac]

Well maybe not the spider but the hitting your head part sounds bad lol

[Phoenix1991]

LMAO@morning sh*t. No I don't take a sh*t in the morning. I wake up normally, use the bathroom, go grab a cup of water, then I go take a hot shower, then after that I'm ready to tackle the day.

[slipslender]

i sewed four buttons onto my jacket this morning/afternoon.

it was so exciting.

[Shadoww]

LOL <3

[slipslender]

:D :D

[7gnat]

holy crapolaface do you actually sew?

[slipslender]

well, I certainly did today. very basic. :p

[Kittie]

I trolled on GAG. That was awesome.

As the very thing I did, I had to go piddle and went back to sleep. Ah good ol' sleep.

[stevo]

The alarm went off. I got up. Fed the dogs. Showered. Got dressed. Went to work. That's my morning everymorning...

[slipslender]

*takes a sledgehammer to stevo's shower*

now your morning's different! :p

[stevo]

Meanie. :P

[DebiPie]

I went to work, & found someone's birth control pill laying around by the coffee machine. I guess we'll find out in 9 months who's it was! ;D

[elements]

Woke up around 9:30, got up, brushed my teeth, made breakfast, worked out, and then showered. Yeah, a real riveting morning. :P

[7gnat]

unreal stuff. Do you mind if I use that in my novel?

[WovenEclipse]

Mine was just average :) I woke up, read a bit, ate breakfast and here I am :D

[sourpatchchik2]

Went to the dollar theater and saw a movie with my dad and little brothers, it was nice.(:

[PhysGrad]

Get up. Take a shower. Eat breakfast. Read e-mail and the news. Off to work. Boring as hell.

[InMyHeart]

I woke up, took a bath, ate cereal. sounds awesome to me.

[Anonymous]

Jerking off onto my girlfriends t*ts while she slept!

[Phoenix1991]

suprise suprise lol

[7gnat]

now that is a happy gag user

[Anonymous]

What I did this morning was so top secret if I said I would have to have gag rubbed out

[Asker]

OMG

tell me pleaseeee

[Opinion Owner]

oh wow can I tell you that I am just full of sh*t?

[Asker]

Why of course you can. Although I figured already so you don't really need to.

[Opinion Owner]

Sorry for the big let down :) I also wish I was a spy or contract killer lol

[Asker]

Oh don't worry. It wasn't a big let down. No hard feelings dude.

[Shadoww]

I sacked it a couple of times today :o I wasn't expecting that :o

[ihatework]

i started it by sleeping

[7gnat]

wow my condolences. Did you need assistance? Life alert maybe?

[cyrus7]

I woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy :P

[7gnat]

hmmm dumb and close to forgotten?(kidding kidding)

[PAKMANN29]

Same s*** different day.