How does Michael Myers stay thin when he walks so slowly?

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How does Michael Myers stay thin when he walks so slowly?

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I imagine he barely eats & that's why he walks so slow. 🤣 Because he doesn't have enough energy to walk fast all the time.

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Because he is dead. Dead things can’t lose or gain weight lol

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Ozempic or Semaglutide.

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- Chazmatazz269
  
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  Michael Myers has around since 1978. How do you suppose he was staying thin before the fashionable skinny drugs came along?
  
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- msc545
  
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  Very possibly cocaine or some other amphetamine.
  
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He doesn't eat!

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