Do you talk to your plants?

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I have a houseful of plants and I talk and even sing to them sometimes! Of course, I also talk to the dog, the cat, the squirrels, the chickens and most everything else but that's not really the point.

The point is that according to STUDIES ( <--- Link to Studies) talking to your plants can actually help them grow! Mine should be 10 feet tall any day now! And if you can't be home to have a nice chat and a cup of tea with your green leafy friends then leave on some music for them! It seems music is food for the soul AND food for the plants! (<--- Link to more studies)

Isn't life just amazing? But that's not the question. I asked that question a few days ago which concerned fruitflies in my coffee but that's an entirely different topic. Todays question is, Do you talk to your plants?

Actual simulation of Random helping her green leafy friends to thrive!

Sunrising · Accepted Answer

I don't have anyone to talk to in my home 😭

But sometimes I buy some flowers for the window, and they must like my singing because they stay with me for a long time.

I'm not a gardener, but I pull up and cut down the weeds, and I tell the weeds (plants) to stop growing or there will be serious consequences for them, but they either don't listen, or can't understand plain English, or perhaps they grow faster whatever you say to the plants?

The battle is to be continued.

I must have missed your previous question about fruitflies, but I am the fruitflies most hated enemy.

In my home they have no predators, (they get removed), and it's lovely, warm environment, perfect for breeding fruitflies, but then there's me!

I'm not in a relationship, though I'm happy with a cat in my home, but anything else better watch out because I'm not friendly, and fruitflies don't have a place in my home.

I tell the fruitflies to leave my home when they enter in my fruit and veg, but they're happy to stay with me, even when I give them an opportunity to leave.

I'm a peaceful guy, but the fruitflies buzz around me laughing at me, and seem to say kill a few of us and it does not matter. But in their millions of years of existence they've never come across a foe like me, and it's mass slaughter, and they are exterminated out of existence every time they dare to show themselves.

No fruitflies in my coffee!

DryGermanGuy · Accepted Answer

Oh no... what if the plant starts to sing back? "Danger, Will Robinson, Danger!"

jennifer_bloom · Accepted Answer

I had a plant that was unhappy after its flower broke off, it was always slouching on one side as if it was wounded and half dead, so I began greeting it with smiles for half a year and now the side of the plant I talk to is more robust then the side of the plant that did not get wounded when the flower stem broke off years ago. I go into all the rooms and talk to the plants when they are wounded because it helps them become stronger. When my family is on vacation, I will do plant therapy by lying down next to them for half an hour. It helps me if I am in depressed about something.

douride2 · Accepted Answer

My last one died in last summers heat. I think the plastic one is deaf because he/she doesn't answer so I gave up.

Gamer Bella · Accepted Answer

I love this so much because it sounds like how I talk to my game characters during tough boss fights 😂🌿
I totally talk to my plants too. I cheer them on when I see a new leaf and apologize if I forget to water them. It feels cozy, almost like a calm side quest after a long gaming session. If talking and music might help them grow, why not? Life buffs for plants! 🎮🪴🎶

Rangers · Answer

I don't have plants but I have 4 dogs and they understand me well. If I call them by name, they'll come to me in the order I called them, they understand soft and stern tones and what they mean, although Cassandra is a stubborn one.

Talking to ones self or to things or animals which can't respond while it sounds silly, we all do it. Anyone who says they don't is probably the worst person for a private investigator as it'll take them hours to realize the person who shamed you for talking to plants probably spends 9 hours a day talking to his tooth brush

aaron13547 · Answer

I can't believe im just seeing this! Yes, yes, yes. I almost missed the most significant question you ever asked and I truly apologize...  I wish you could be a fly on my wall... 💛

AviatorTom · Answer

I have a black thumb and am horrible with plants.

We have a fern that my wife takes care of, it's her favorite. When it gets too cold outside, the fern has to be moved inside. I do that, and talk to it when I move it.

sage2021 · Answer

I touch them and water them, put plant food in the soil and then I tell them "Don't You Die On Me"!!!

ElenaSeluna · Answer

I used to talk to plants when I was younger, now I talk to cats, dogs and other pets more

OneViewpoint · Answer

No, plants are idiots. I talk to my furniture.

7Phoenix7 · Answer

I will definitely talk to them… singing might make them wither away.

NathanDavis · Answer

I do sing around them sometimes... does that count?

exitseven · Answer

I used to talk to the cats all the time and I talk to the little bunny in my backyard but I never talk to plants.

Sam1133 · Answer

Aw cutie if you talk to plants & sing for them  Then urgently you need to check your mental health. 🥰

CuriousMufuxka · Answer

I don't have any plants. Do appliances count?

Jeff51 · Answer

No but my luck if I did maybe a neighbor would have me locked up seeing a shrink

queenofcardio · Answer

No plants in my place

ohsheeT · Answer

I do and it really helps them grow

ilistengood · Answer

Im curious what type of plants and what plant

LiamS95 · Answer

Only if I've had too much to dink... lol

beefcakebradybatson · Answer

I've never spoken to Robert Plant.

msc545 · Answer

No, but I probably should.

strateguy632 · Answer

I do too.

beenherebefore · Answer

Not really.

rominuser · Answer

Not really.

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