10 Bad As Seen on TV gift ideas (satire)

[smahala1991]

The Fanny Bank

You literally drop a coin in the crack and it lets out a fart.

Rejuvinique mask

Wanna look like Michael Meyers and get a shocking facial treatment? Look no farther than this hellish contraption

The Shake Weight

This gift will make you think you're getting ripped with either the appearance you are fist pumping like you're on Jersey Shore or jacking off.

Sauna Pants

You wear these and risk burning your lower level faster than getting gonorrhea

Long Reach Comfort Wipe

Wipe your butt with a stick the way the bears do it

Uroclub

Hitting the 18 links but need to pee? You can get a hole in one with this hollowed out club to help relieve yourself.

Pootrap

Will make your dog looks like he has a extra nutsack when he poops

Talking TP

To be fair, when a booming voice comes out of the toilet paper roll and scares the crap out of you, at least you’ll be in the right place.

Better Marriage Blanket

Ladies does your husband emit more gas than a chemical weapons factory? This blanket will cover up farts.

Neckline Slimmer

Makes your double chins into one chin.

This holiday season don't get your family or friends any of these gifts unless you intend to get a gag gift.

#asseenontv

#satire

[sovetskii13]

At first glance I thought the Fanny Bank was a fleshlight.
Talking TP must be some kind of joke. I mean, the timing must be perfect in order to work. Not getting that.
Uroclub could be useful, but how are you gonna get it out without anyone noticing?
Good stuff. World's dumbest inventions.

[PrincessPie]

Lol that dog poop thing seems pretty gross!
if that neckline slimmer thing worked it would be pretty amazing actually haha.

[ADFSDF1996]

I remember the shake weight, it was popular back in 2008 and got a lot of controversy for appearing to mimic stigmatized human behavior.

[Nice222]

Thank you for sharing I have not laughed that hard in quite Awhile.

[1truekhaleesi]

A few of these would be good white elephant gifts.

[BleepRawrsaurus_Rex]

I need the neckline thing lol

[legalboxers]

seen these.. good if you want a divorce

[vishna]

Sauna pants XD rip