I decided to go into a new years eve party (not really) and ask some people there questions
I talked to this girl first.
So tell me, what are your goals for tonight?
Men!
Can you be more specific?
Sexy men!
what do you plan to do with the sexy men when you find them?
Sex!
You seem to have a wide vocabulary, is there anything else you want to say?
Drink, where is Drink?
Ok.... so …. let's try another guest
So tell me, what are your goals for tonight?
Drinking, Having fun, dancing and waiting for the ball to drop!
That sounds a little more normal, Do you have any other specific plans?
Finding my girlfriends
What do you plan to do when you find them?
Maybe doing some karaoke
Do you have any final words?
Happy New Year to Everybody!
Let's see who else I can find....
Hi there sir, what are your goals for tonight?
I wanna start a fight!
Why do you want to start a fight?
I am ready to rumble and I have the energy of an ox!
Don't you want to enjoy New Year's Eve with everybody?
It's New Years eve? OH HELL YEAH!!! Hey It's NEW YEARS EVE EVERYBODY!!!
What do you plan to do now that you know it's new years eve?
Do you wanna get in a fight?
Ummm… lets see who else we can find...
What are your goals for tonight?
We celebrate ya! We party and drinkie ya!
Do you have any specific plans?
We play the butt trumpet, is what you call this blower?
I think that is called a party horn
So we play the party horny?
Yes, you play the horn ummm…. what do you guys plan together?
We no get her, we party!
I think I am going to move on...
Merry New holidaze!
Ok.. um..
So this seems a little bit slowed down, uh ladies what are your goals for tonight?
we are going to get men!
You seem pretty sure about this, why don't you just enjoy the party?
We hope to get lucky tonight and find some sweet cheeks
Have you girls ever heard of the golden girls tv show, you kinda seem like them?
Oh yes! They are our idols! Long live Betty White!
Do you have any other plans then just looking for guys?
We are going to get wasted and dance
Aren't you worried about your old livers?
You only live once kid!
Ok.... moving on...
Let's get one final person
Ok sir, what is your goal for tonight?
To P-A-R-T-Y!!
How do you plan to party?
What are we celebra...cele… brating?
New Years eve....
What happen to Christmas?
It was a six days ago
Where was I Six days ago?
I don't know where were you?
Hey, I thought I was aski..as...king the questions here buddy
What do you plan to do knowing that it is New Years eve?
Are, are drinks here?
I think so...
PARTY!!!! I am sleep now
Sir, Sir, he just fell on the floor can someone, can anyone.... ok ok
so that's it, everyone have fun but don't have too much fun otherwise you might end up like this guy on the floor
Does anyone know who this guys belongs to? Oh... I give up!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
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