Do pets hog the fire because they're waiting for santa?

purplepoppy
I've got a theory. We all know pets wait at the door or window for their owners to come home. Even if they know a visitor comes every day at 12 they'll look out for them.

But have you noticed pets always hog the fireplace? Who are they waiting for? Obviously it has to be Santa. I reckon he can't eat all those Mince pies and cookies, especially the shit ones so he feeds them to pets to keep them quiet.

Santas real people, wake up
Do pets hog the fire because theyre waiting for santa?
Do pets hog the fire because they're waiting for santa?
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