ahah my husband and I have had LOTS of affairs... with EACH OTHER.
We've totally gone all out. Packed secret outfits in the car... reserved seedy motel rooms (or, even better, gotten a more classy hotel room and "met" at the hotel bar)... "secretly" checked each other's messages in the bathroom... ahha I've totally even let a couple of my girlfriends think I was actually fucking around, for a couple of hours, before I gave the game away to them.
And oh damn we get nasty together, when we have these little "affairs" of ours.
He NEVER kisses me on the lips (... well, not on **those** lips... mmm)
-- he really plays that whole thing up to the max.
"Listen married bitch, you wanna kiss, go kiss yr *husband*... Is that understood?"
[Hard slaps if I don't say yes like a good girl]
"What do other men do with yr mouth, married bitch?"
[I don't usually give the answer right away. I'll give him the I-hate-you look... "Why don't you show me, boy." Or just "fuck you" and I spit right in his face.]
Oh yeah.
Oh, and, I get off HARD on talking endless shit to him... lol.
I'm already a relentless tease anyway -- see here:
www.girlsaskguys.com/.../q1947176-how-do-you-foreplay
... but in these situations I just amp that up even more. "So, you like *married* pussy, huh, boy?"
"You think YOUR wife's getting fucked right now, boy?"
... And then that's when he takes it to the next level... by throwing in REAL talk. About our relationship. While he's "cheating".
"Fuck that bitch... She loves her phone more than her kids..."
Oh fuck fuck fuck. He's talking about ME.
"... they're gna be GROWN, soon. Oohh girl..."
... I get so wet. Heat, conflict, shame, guilt, everything that makes a woman hot. Fuck it, let's *play*.
"Tell me". I'm hissing in his ear... "What would you do... If you could do **anything**..." My nails are digging into his back, oh fuck he's so hard.
"I'd..."
"Tell me boy" He's slamming into me, his hands lifting me completely into the air under him. He's talking about ME. I want to hear him say he'd hurt me. Bad.
He ain't that easy.
"Doesn't yr *man* keep you in line, married bitch?"
... ahah fuck. There's no right answer. Because my man is HIM, of course.
And "married bitch" just does all sorts of things inside me that it shouldn't.
Let's REALLY play.
I look him right in the eyes. ..."NO."
My whole body tingles. I get my ass beat at home for saying no.
"What?"
"I said NO"
I spit right in
No, I haven't and I never would. Cheating is despicable and I have no patience or sympathy for cheaters. If I ever felt that unhappy or unsatisfied in my relationship, I would just end it.
I never have and never would. When I'm with a person, I'm with them 100%, no less.
no and i would never do that.
It's it still cheating when you're cheated on for years and then you finally find someone since the marriage is over at that point and are getting a divorce?
i've never cheated. not sure which option i should pick since none of them say no
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Nope - and will not do it.
I know how it feels to be cheated on, so I don't want other people to experience the same.
Have and never would cheat on my partner, I think it is not fair if you do. If you want to do these things you should be not in a relationship.
guys and girls who are cheating are [fill this gap with a proper adjective I would get banned for]
been cheated on but never would cheat myself
I've been cheated on, I would never do the same.
I have never and I would never
Have never cheated and never will cheat
Never but this fucker , yes
No, never did thankfully
i don't have a partner to cheat on
I cheated on a girl in high school, over ten years ago. If you need to cheat, Instead try offering a threesome scenario. It works.
not ever
i'm a loyal bitch
Been on both sides of that fence. What do you want to know?
I'd never cheat ❤️
once when i was like 15. wouldn't do it again
nope.. and never would do it if I had a partner
What your partners don't know can't hurt them
Yes i have and i still do
Nope
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