Will you ask your wife pledge her allegiance to you, girls would you pledge yourself to your husband?

[Anonymous]

Like how Christians have to pledge themselves to Jesus

Seems to me women are obsessed with the idea of submitting and getting rewards for it

Yes

No

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8 mo

So 80% of women don't even believe in marriage vows. See guys? Clever wording exposes disloyal women

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8 mo

If she ain't submissive, catch and release

[Anonymous]

Wow this sounds like misogyny! Do you really want a serious answer or are you just trolling? I already pledged my religious devotion to the coom jar in the name of @bean2k21

[Opinion Owner]

@boobslayer So picture this: Your wife willingly kneels before you, both hands grasping the sturdy wooden pew before her. She whispers in your ear, "I, wife, pledge myself to you, husband, body and soul, on this holiest of nights." As you wrap your arms around her and gaze into her gleaming eyes, your body trembles with unadullet power. It's your cue to lead her into the bawdy ritual of the ancient order. Groaning, she gently bites your lip, her breaths shallow as you slowly undress her in a slow, sensual dance. Shuddering with excitement, she bows down before you, grabbing her pussy juices in anticipation. In the depths of the darkened church, your wife becomes your lustful minion, with an insatiable thirst for your rough thrusts. The walls of the holy place tremble as you hammer her from behind, flipping her to feel the sensual caress of your heavy sword sliding in and out of her wet cave. And as you thrust deep into her, moaning loudly for all to hear, she is filled with a sudden conviction that it is Jesus who fills your fucking pounding cock! For with each mighty thrust, she's converted by your sexual mission. Screaming your name as she cumspurts, she exclaims her unconditional allegiance to you, as both lovers dissolve into the madness of forbidden fucking! For this is how a wife truly pledges herself to her husband, giving into uninhibited, naked desires, in unholy lust and love.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DVOKswJdH-Y&t=3s

[Opinion Owner]

@BoobSlayer gothbitchx thanks for liking (though you removed the like right after seeing the reply.)

[BlackBeauty90]

So marriage means nothing to you? The typical marriage vows "in sickness & health, till death do us part" is a pledge of alligence to each other it means you will stand by each other and that is a pledge.

[Opinion Owner]

@blackbeauty90 of course this is all about preference and individual values and believes. One person can not speak odor all.

This post was a joke, and I do think the asker was looking for joke answers.

Thanks for restoring this post to аdmins after jannies tried hiding it 🙂

[Opinion Owner]

@boobslayer see, the ubermod whom I used to have blocked until you made me reply to them, I have had unblocked probably since early June. Actually blocked and unblocked again a few times since. Anyway she liked the opinion of the person who liked my opinion 14 hours ago. So we know again it is her who tried hiding my post. She was the one who failed hiding the poem
"klaus Schwab too hurt to twerk
Getting pegged by greta thunberg
A tranny boy who couldn't be coy
But it pleased him that was his joy

He groaned and thrashed as he was pegged
And Greta's strapon he begged...
..."

As well as that opinion about threads app having 3 sizes on the logo, admins fostered like 3 days later.

Other times proving the king Elizabeth was a fake sacrifice ritual and not a real drag funeral in September, who claimed to die exactly at 6:30 pm 69 years 3 months and 6 days after coronation...

[Opinion Owner]

I make sure to like her opinion if she leaves one. She didn't leave on here so I can not like it to show her that my post is restored.

[BoobSlayer]

Well, my question is Is it really fair that boobs don't grow as much as penises? According to a study published in the Journal of Mammary Gland Research, when a woman is aroused, her boobs can actually grow larger. The study found that the growth is due to an increase in blood flow to the milkers, which causes them to swell with blood and nutrients.

Boobslayer was thrilled to learn this new information. He immediately began to imagine all the different ways that his beloved melons could grow and expand. He could see them in his mind's eye morphing from cantaloupes to gargantuan gazookas.

Of course, Boobslayer knows that not all women have the ability to grow their boobs like this. Some may not be able to get aroused enough to trigger the growth response. But for those who can, it's like having a built-in sex toy that you can use to pleasure yourself or your partner.

But is it fair that jugs don't grow as much as their penises when they're aroused?

Is it really fair that boobs dont grow as much as penises?

[Opinion Owner]

@BoobSlayer I am tempted to transvestigate that huge boobed fucker in your gif. A disgusting protruding browbone.

[Opinion Owner]

It's a male skull.

[sheenagwapa]

i am a Christian more than anything. if there's one lesson i learned from all my struggles it is that Jesus is the ultimate being you can rely on. i've tried many times countless times believing people than God's instructions and i jist keep digging a hole so now even if the instruction is something that doesn't make sense and something i don't loke i foloow because based from experience when i do things my way or other people's what it just lead to disaster. for example in my dream my hair color is another color other than my current black hair. i never colored my hair not once. i was tempted before but i really cowed that i will not color it but since in my dream my hair i'm so sure it's another color i force myself. i get confused of the hints of course but i always tey so hard to follow it. the only person who can gice clarity why my hair shouldn't be my natural hair color is my soulmate. bit i cannot talk to him so i have to figure it out myself. i love my natural hair color so much so yeah i cried the next day. when it comes to submission my hints is not supportinh that. i keep analyzing my hints and it essentially leads to just beinh myself.


i'm always insecure with my looks, my body i wish i have wide hipd, i wish i have cup C boobs, i wish my eyes is not slanted, i wish my lips to be fuller, my legs slimmer... that's just my looks i also have other insecurities like my intelligence because i wanna be smart academic smart but Heaven is pointinh out that i am perfect just the wsy i am. well there are things i have to learn personality-wise but as additional it is still pointing out to be myself and when it comes to physical danf aside from different hair color and aiming for fairer facial skin i am fine.


but my mind be like always thinkinh how his instruction would make sense i teust God i know he is real but it's hard to follow when yoy don't see the reason behind. for examplr my black haie i have to know the reason why my hair should be other color other than mu natural hair coloe because i get testless


i am the type i am not critical with the looks of other people but when it comes to myself if i fee ugly (because i have bare minimum when it comes to my looks) i don't wanna do anything. i have no appetite like if this is my looks i will not mind beinh single forever. i have to feel ok with myself.


so yeah I don't know to submit or not but i just have to be myself how does that make sense considering that at times the help i'm receiving from men i feel like it's a punishment in disguise of help but the instruction be myselg

[BlackBeauty90]

This is a good question and the stupidity of the responses is comical. How using a slight change in verbiage shows people's TRUE lousy colors & that they are low class liars who should not be getting married.

When you get married to someone you ARE pledging allegiance to each other. What the fuck do the IDIOTS responding think vows like "until death do we part, and in sickness and health" mean.

[RoosterBreast]

In all seriousness, the pledge should be about being a good person toward your partner and not about being your partner's mindless slave. There are people who are looking to marry someone with the intention to make them their slave.

"until death do we part, and in sickness and health" - is not the same as "I will do anything you tell me no matter how immoral." And if it is about that then marriages must be a fucking evil cult... but it isn't, nobody will mary with that, unless it is some middle eastern misogynist arranged marriage where the only other option is being beheaded.

[madhatters4]

no. you don't need to ask for a pledge. getting married is the pledge to fidelity.

and you didn't trick anyone. you just asked a question that most married people would figure is an unnecessary request

[musicbrain5]

No, I’m not going to pledge allegiance to him or anything like that. I’m already married, my husband and I see each other as being on an equal playing field in this life together. I don’t have to pledge anything to him, that’s just strange.

[BlackBeauty90]

If you're legitimately married you already have pledged alligence or did your vows mean nothing more than air to you? The typical marriage vows "in sickness & health, till death do us part" is a pledge of alligence to each other it means you will stand by each other and that is a pledge.

[EmmaMary]

@BlackBeauty90

You forgot the Love Honor and Obey bit! 🤣

[musicbrain5]

@BlackBeauty90 You realize that the vows go both ways, right?

@EmmaMary Yeah we omitted the obey part 😂

[EmmaMary]

REPORTED... OFFENSIVE.

[EmmaMary]

REPORTED... AGAIN OFFENSIVE.

[musicbrain5]

@myownman2 Slags? Seriously? Lol. I have only been with one man. Don’t come on my opinions with that incel crap.

[musicbrain5]

@EmmaMary Taken care of.

[EmmaMary]

@musicbrain5

Bless You and Thank You... It's so very much appreciated.

[BlackBeauty90]

@musicbrain5 - did I say it didn't, can you read & comprehend English at a level above a 10 year old. Obviously not if you think pledge = obey

[EmmaMary]

REPORTED... OFFENSIVE..

[musicbrain5]

@BlackBeauty90 Chill. The question was framed in the context of the wife pledging allegiance to her husband, with no mention or implication of the reverse.

[CupcakeTheDestroyer]

If I was specifically asked “Will you pledge allegiance to me as your husband?” I would break the engagement immediately. It’s one thing to be loyal and faithful to your spouse, but that’s also unspoken. If someone asks for my absolute loyalty? That’s a massive red flag and sounds dangerously controlling. Hard, hard pass on that guy. Same with Jesus, that shit is culty as fuck

[Asker]

Marriages are controlling. It's telling someone you are theirs

[CupcakeTheDestroyer]

Marriages aren’t any more “controlling” than an actual relationship, marriage just includes a specific legal security that you otherwise wouldn’t have if you were only dating.

[VanillaSalt]

Common law

[CupcakeTheDestroyer]

Common law is where you don’t have any legal documentation but you choose to live together as if married, and the definition of what common law is varies from state to state.

[BlackBeauty90]

First off invest in a dictionary & see what the word pledge means.

So marriage means nothing to you? The typical marriage vows "in sickness & health, till death do us part" is a pledge of alligence to each other it means you will stand by each other and that is a pledge.

Just because the poster used a different verbiage gives a comically dullard response.

[Ez-Bri-Z_v2]

Seems weird. I mean I'd be loyal to him but pledge my allegiance? In what way? Like follow everything he says? No. I have my own mind and choices I'd make.

[BlackBeauty90]

So marriage means nothing to you? The typical marriage vows "in sickness & health, till death do us part" is a pledge of alligence to each other it means you will stand by each other and that is a pledge.

[Ez-Bri-Z_v2]

Perhaps you should look up the definition of allegiance. Here, I'll do it for you.

loyalty or commitment of a subordinate to a superior or of an individual to a group or cause.

My spouse is definitely not my superior nor am I to them. We are equals.

[Asker]

Women are hypergamous. Meaning they seek their superior

[Ez-Bri-Z_v2]

I disagree with you there. Some may, but not all. You just have some submissive and some dominant personalities.

I'm just pointing out the folly in BlackBeauty's comment about vows being an allegiance pledge and to an extent your own question.

[EmmaMary]

We actually chose to have the word "obey" omitted from our marriage vows.

[Asker]

Then why did you even get married. You aren't submissive

[EmmaMary]

@myownman2

Just why do I need to be submissive to get married?

[Asker]

If it has to be explained... just forget about it

[EmmaMary]

I certainly don't need it explaining, I'm just asking for your views why it's a necessity.

[Asker]

Reason #1 is you're 5'2

[EmmaMary]

@myownman2

I actually happen to be 5' 10", but just what has my height got to do with being submissive?

[Asker]

5'10? Makes sense now why you won't submit

[EmmaMary]

No matter what my height I certainly wouldn't submit anyway... Period.

[Asker]

High testosterone doesn't fit well with femininity

[Asker]

@RoosterBreast I said the transsexual woman looked LOOKED better than the other women. I also said beauty pagents aren't an "I'd fuck her" contest. They're about who LOOKS better

[RoosterBreast]

How is that different? Looks are based on health, like wrinkled skin is repulsive for a reason. Because old people have lower quality gametes and make unhealthy offspring. Smooth skin is beautiful in peasant pagent sense and also fuckable because we are wired to make healthiest offspring.

Besides, feminine curves that mean broad hips and narrower shoulders which trannies don't have, are considered beautiful. How many times have we heard about the hourglàss ideal?

[Asker]

@RoosterBreast the transgender had a more feminine body. She didn't win because she was Trans. She won because she looked more like a hot woman than the actual women.

[Asker]

Whether or not she has healthy "gametes" you would want to 'fertilize' is not the object of the contest

[RoosterBreast]

Broad shoulder and brick jaw, toothpicks for arms... but fake boobies! That's offputting really, what kind of female beauty is that?

[RoosterBreast]

I don't know any of them but I assume it's like a fake news story, in a sense that the illuminati trannies have been secretly putting men into pageants for decades. And those other competitors were actually men as well. That's possible but I have not researched that part.

[Asker]

@RoosterBreast a lot of men enjoy masculine features on a girl. The woman clearly wouldn't be that handsome as a guy. But as a girl she's got just enough masculinity in her to look unique

[Peter_Penetrator]

I pledge allegiance to my husband of the Misogynist Cult of America and to the Distrustful for which it stands, one group, delusional, with confinement and imprisonment for all.

[HelpfulWoman]

does the husband pledge himself to the wife?
i mean, isn't that technically marriage vows in a nutshell?

[VanillaSalt]

What do we mean by pledge? Because a lot of men and women both are breaking vows and it leaves me wondering what is even the point.

[HelpfulWoman]

lmaooo to the update. I'm not sure why you didn't get the memo of logic, but marriage=/ doesn't equal loyal partners? People do move on from outdated practices...

[HelpfulWoman]

@VanillaSalt eh, I don't believe in marriage as a thing anyway. But yeah, if they're making vows, then wouldn't that classify as pledging to their partner?

[JackCarter]

No never
I won't stop her from foing so if she wishes either... in which case I would pledge in return too LOL

[JackCarter]

Doing*

[inhua]

they'd rather pledge their allegiance to the top 20% of attractive men who happen to be fuckboys

[msc545]

It strikes me as rather silly and performative at best. Pointless.

[Agape93]

No, that's just fucking strange.

[Agape93]

Well that went from 1 to 100. You doing ok?

[Grovermint]

Ah, I see. It's a rewording of the marriage vows. At first I thought it was something else.

[gothbxtch]

hell no, not for a million dollars.

[Fireguy17]

that is pretty much covered in the marriage vows.

[Smashingdoozy]

Fuck no.

[Anonymous]

You need to grow up, kiddo.

[strateguy632]

.1st.,