Did you hear about the women who wear glitter to keep married men away?

[Anonymous]

It's impossible to get glitter off so if you fuck a woman wearing glitter you'll get it all over yourself and your wife will know you're cheating.

My friends and I wore glitter all the time but not for this reason. And it didn't keep married men from hitting on us.

[ChicoFromThe305]

I don't know how good that works since he can just say he got glitter bombed or was at a birthday party, I'm sure many excuses can be made up, unless the glitter chick contacts the wife how will the wife be sure the glitter is from another woman 😂

[AReyMarz]

That’s hella smart, dudes should start wearing fuck boy cologne to do the same and let the hubbies know.

[Kaneki05]

But I casually roll around in glitter anyway... lol