Things that I kinda weird myself out with.
1) Why do people say that men have only two emotions and expect them to do all the work?
2) If the Earth turned 30 times faster, we would get salary every day, but women would bleed to death...
3) Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out of the window?
4) Why do girls open their mouths when applying mascara?
5) Why do men and women think so differently about so many things?
6) Has anyone really been scared to death?
7) Why is Satan such a bad dude?
8) Why do most women gasp if men make the bed and do the laundry?
9) Why isn't it considered gay when someone says 'fuck you' to a person of the same sex?
10) Why are we guys so fascinated with boobs? Our moms have them too.
11) What if feminists are actually undercover misogynists giving women a bad name?
12) Why do we call Karma a bitch for giving us what we deserve?
13) Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor while dishwasher fluid is made with real lemons?
14) Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
15) Why do the people who tell you to be the 'real' you seem to hate you the most anyway?
16) How people invented language. Seriously. How did they come up with words?
17) Ever feel freaked out that you're just a brain? I mean everything else is kinda useless without it.
18) Isn't it racist to generalize a particular ethnicity as racist?
19) Why do some people believe men can't fake orgasms?
20) Why do I feel weird when a guy says don't be a pussy and feel weirder when a girl says the same. Isn't it sexist?
21) Are we really alone in the universe? The possibilities are mind boggling.
22) Ever dream about kidnapping your cab driver as he drives you around, you know, like Collateral?
23) Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?
24) Have you ever tried crying underwater?
25) If darkness is just the absence of light. Why do people make light vs dark theories?
26) Why does thinking too much give you an headache?
27) What would a guy do if a pretty girl and an ugly one were fighting over him, and the ugly one was winning?
28) Why is it so bloody hard to pee when you have an erection?
29) If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?
30) Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, ‘I think I’ll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?’
31) Have you ever found any proper answer to your questions on G@G?