15 Possibly Unfair Prejudices I Seem To Have About Others

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15 Possibly Unfair Prejudices I Seem To Have About Others

1. When I get behind an elderly driver
15 Possibly Unfair Prejudices I Seem To Have About Others

I assume at some point I'm gonna be following a turn signal for 30 minutes to an hour, And at 20 mph below the speed limit.

2. When I see a woman driver
15 Possibly Unfair Prejudices I Seem To Have About Others

I assume she's fixing to kill my ass and everyone else on the road with her crazy female driving............

15 Possibly Unfair Prejudices I Seem To Have About Others

I actually found a scientific chart to back this one up, Though.

15 Possibly Unfair Prejudices I Seem To Have About Others

3. When someone's using the urinal next to me in a public restroom
15 Possibly Unfair Prejudices I Seem To Have About Others

I assume they are gonna try to look at my pecker.

4. When it comes to public toilets
15 Possibly Unfair Prejudices I Seem To Have About Others

I assume the people who used it before me have left enough bacteria on the toilet seat to eat my asshole away in about 2.5 seconds after I sit down :(

5. When I see a user online from the East coast
15 Possibly Unfair Prejudices I Seem To Have About Others

I assume they look like rejected extras from the Sopranos or a low budget rap video, And that they are gonna be ass-dicks about everything.

6. When I see a user from the West coast
15 Possibly Unfair Prejudices I Seem To Have About Others

I assume (hope) she is a blonde chick with big tits and a fake tan.

And that she surfs and does porn.

7. If a woman agrees to go out on a date
15 Possibly Unfair Prejudices I Seem To Have About Others

I assume she wants to have sex afterward.

8. If a woman gives a blowjob
15 Possibly Unfair Prejudices I Seem To Have About Others

I assume she's gonna swallow.

I grab the back of her hair and push her head down, Anyways. Just in case :)

9. If a woman has a big, bouncy ass
15 Possibly Unfair Prejudices I Seem To Have About Others

I assume she's an expert dick rider.

10. If I see a woman standing on a street corner
15 Possibly Unfair Prejudices I Seem To Have About Others

I assume she's a hooker.

11. If I meet someone from Australia
15 Possibly Unfair Prejudices I Seem To Have About Others

I assume they are an alcoholic.

12. If I meet someone from Europe
15 Possibly Unfair Prejudices I Seem To Have About Others

I assume they are going to be an asshole.

13. If I hear someone laughing hysterically at a Kevin Hart movie or comedy routine
15 Possibly Unfair Prejudices I Seem To Have About Others

I assume they are getting paid to do it.

That dude is just not funny............

14. If I see a woman who owns a large dog
15 Possibly Unfair Prejudices I Seem To Have About Others

I assume she's into bestiality.

15. When I get an IM outta the blue from a woman telling me how hot, lonely, and horny she is.
15 Possibly Unfair Prejudices I Seem To Have About Others

I assume it's a scam bigger than hell.

............JK about a lot of these

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15 Possibly Unfair Prejudices I Seem To Have About Others
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