15 Possibly Unfair Prejudices I Seem To Have About Others

[Zombie_Killer_Redux]

1. When I get behind an elderly driver

I assume at some point I'm gonna be following a turn signal for 30 minutes to an hour, And at 20 mph below the speed limit.

2. When I see a woman driver

I assume she's fixing to kill my ass and everyone else on the road with her crazy female driving............

I actually found a scientific chart to back this one up, Though.

3. When someone's using the urinal next to me in a public restroom

I assume they are gonna try to look at my pecker.

4. When it comes to public toilets

I assume the people who used it before me have left enough bacteria on the toilet seat to eat my asshole away in about 2.5 seconds after I sit down :(

5. When I see a user online from the East coast

I assume they look like rejected extras from the Sopranos or a low budget rap video, And that they are gonna be ass-dicks about everything.

6. When I see a user from the West coast

I assume (hope) she is a blonde chick with big tits and a fake tan.

And that she surfs and does porn.

7. If a woman agrees to go out on a date

I assume she wants to have sex afterward.

8. If a woman gives a blowjob

I assume she's gonna swallow.

I grab the back of her hair and push her head down, Anyways. Just in case :)

9. If a woman has a big, bouncy ass

I assume she's an expert dick rider.

10. If I see a woman standing on a street corner

I assume she's a hooker.

11. If I meet someone from Australia

I assume they are an alcoholic.

12. If I meet someone from Europe

I assume they are going to be an asshole.

13. If I hear someone laughing hysterically at a Kevin Hart movie or comedy routine

I assume they are getting paid to do it.

That dude is just not funny............

14. If I see a woman who owns a large dog

I assume she's into bestiality.

15. When I get an IM outta the blue from a woman telling me how hot, lonely, and horny she is.

I assume it's a scam bigger than hell.

............JK about a lot of these

#zombieTakes

[Zorax]

1. I don't drive, but I share this opinion on elderly drivers :P
2. On the other hand, I know lots of very good female drivers ;)
3. I know how you feel :(
4. Same here 😵
5. N/A
6. I like the picture ;)
7. I don't have excessive expectations 😳
8. No comment 🙄
9. I'm not into big asses, but I like girls who are expert dick riders 😜
10. Not necessarily 🤔
11. Nah, I like Australian people 😎
12. Hmm, I'm from Europe 😮
13. I'm indifferent 😑
14. LOL, I doubt that 🙃
15. I don't know, I'm not sure 😐

[Zombie_Killer_Redux]

Yeah!

[SoFeckinAddicted]

1 & 2 are correct by the way. Old drivers are the fucking worst and 90% of women too. And this is coming from a woman. Also Asian drivers. Ffs

[AriadneSky]

women are statistically better drivers than men. you have an interesting understanding of the word 'true'

[joesheks]

Women cause the accident and drive away.. so statistically it doesn’t get reported

[joesheks]

And not every bad driving behavior translates into an accident

[TheLuckyPizzaDog]

Lmao have my upvote.
When I see Asians in a ricer I assume they want to race. And that they also have the Tokyo drift soundtrack playing.
When I see a gap between cars I assume they need me to fill in the space. I happily and quickly oblige.

[Zombie_Killer_Redux]

That's real cool :)

[Saoirse_Nua]

Yes - Number 15 is a totally unfair prejudice - I have met many beautiful young ladiesoin the internet who are genuine and I was so surprised when they actually said being bald and middle aged was a turn on for them - I wish I had known years ago I was so attractive to strippers who just want to meet a nice man, have kids then cook and clean for her family while being very sexy in the bedroom.

[vishna]

My mom is probably the best driver in the world with inhuman navigation skills, she's part migratory bird. We visit someplace once, three hours away and have to go back weeks later "Hey mom, do you need me to put that in GPS?" "No, I think I remember" We get there early!
Meanwhile, I don't know the street names in my hometown.
by the way, this was funny :)

[RichardoStyle]

3. About =

Men need to pee sitting down as much as women.

...

[Waffles731]

Where I come from, it doesn't matter whether the driver is elderly, Asian, black, a woman, white, a man, 99 percent of all of them are not obeying the rules of the road

[Hannah591]

#14 seriously? It sounds like you have a very sexualised mind.

[madhatters4]

weird prejudices my friend.

i'm from the east coast. definitely not fitting that prejudice

[FýrdracaDócincel]

One about the east coast made me laugh and I'm from NY.

[bobbyxx]

One about women brain is funny, I agree about elderly driver, they do tend to drive slower, but last one is so true.

[OpalLi]

OMG what wrong with your head

[Zombie_Killer_Redux]

I don't give head, Lady. I'm allergic to dick :/

[Gommers]

Just do what I do, assume everyone is retarded until they prove otherwise.

[Anonymous]

Wow... you are really screwed up.

[bloodmountain1990]

Agreed with Kevin Hart, not funny at all.

[Luci92]

NUMBER 11.
I AM TRIGGERED

[pervertedjester]

@Luci92 is gonna love these.

[Luci92]

lmao thanks for the tag

[objectivetruth]

Puerile post with puerile prejudices.

[Kantana]

What the hell did I just read? O. o

[anonman32]

Lol cool.

[Anonymous]

Would you assume I'm an alcoholic?

[Zombie_Killer_Redux]

Probably.

[Opinion Owner]

... Even considering my age?

[Zombie_Killer_Redux]

No, Just messing with you.

[Opinion Owner]

Lol.

[Adigelunar]

fGood post