Fun way how the media works

[AlexEfron]

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King enrolled his donkey in a race and won.

Local newspapers read:

"KING'S ASS WON"

The king was so upset with this publicity that he gave the donkey to his Queen.

The local paper then read:

"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN"

The King fainted....

The Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 1000 good coins

Next day the papers read:

"QUEEN SELLING HER ASS FOR 1000 GOLD COINS"

The Queen fainted....

The next day the King ordered the Queen to buy back the donkey and set it free in the jungle.

Next Headlines:

"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS FREE AND WILD"

The King Died after that.

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[LegateLanius]

Good one!
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Oakland to Kansas City.
The son, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and said, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes? The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant.
So, the little boy asked the flight attendant, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The flight attendant asked, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?" He said that she had.
With a clever grin, she said, "Tell your mother it's because Southwest Airlines always pulls out on time."

[AlexEfron]

😂😂😂. Nice

[CubsterShura]

Lmaooo

[beebella]

Haha. Good one. 😅

[AlexEfron]

😛😛

[Angelina25]

Oh God!!!

[AlexEfron]

Long live the media 😆

[OlderAndWiser]

Nice!

[AlexEfron]

😊😊

[RedRobin]

Hahaha

[AlexEfron]

😊😊

[Walkerrose]

Lol XD

[AlexEfron]

😊😊

[CT_CD]

Interesting myTake

[AlexEfron]

😁😊

[Tomblebee]

Wowzers.

[omgjassy]

Omg 😮😂