How To Enrage Me In 5 Easy Steps

[marilynmansonssextoy]

Step 1: Compliment Dita Von Teese

How was someone that ugly and dumb married to Marilyn Manson anyway? I hate this lucky bitch. And no, I'm not "jealous" of her at all. She's just overrated, untalented, and ugly as all hell.

Step 2: Tell Me I Should Dress Like A Conformist

Like, no. I am who I am.

Step 3: Try to Convert Me to Your Religion

No matter what the religion is. I'm not interested in your imaginary friend, thanks. I'm too old to believe in shit like that, and I'm only sixteen.

Step 4: Tell Me I'm A Satanist

I. AM. A. FUCKING. ATHEIST.

Step 5: Insult Marilyn Manson

Not kidding.

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~ Mrs Manson

[Berethor]

Use your aggressive feelings girl, let the hate flow through you. :)

tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BerserkButton

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFkAAvDkj9k

[marilynmansonssextoy]

xD
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~ Mrs Manson

[marilynmansonssextoy]

inspired by my sister playing a video of Dita von Teese on the tv :(
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~ Mrs Manson

[Berethor]

Looks like Marilyn Manson like women with long hair, but it's to be expected. :)

[marilynmansonssextoy]

fuckkkk
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~ Mrs Manson

[marilynmansonssextoy]

Okay im growing my hair out to my shoulders and dying it black. also i'll stop straightening it.
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~ Mrs Manson

[marilynmansonssextoy]

that was serious by the way, im doing this
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~ Mrs Manson

[Berethor]

I had already told @Prankster13 about it, girl finally you had accepted the truth. :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzWSJG93P8

[marilynmansonssextoy]

im just gonna try to look like dita von teese as much as I can
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~ Mrs Manson

[ultimega]

lmao now it explains your opinion on my burlesque question but like her for unrelated reasons

the rest i will agree with though :)

[marilynmansonssextoy]

xD
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~ Mrs Manson

[Anonymous]

1. Tita Von Tesse is beautiful.
2. Buy Ambercrombie or Aeropostle. Oh, and Victoria's Secret, DEFINITELY buy that shit that says PINK.
3. Jesus loves you. Why not love him back? (LOL jk, I actually think you should convert to the ONE TRUE GOD: THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER! (it's a thing, Google it!) )
4. Satanism. Atheism. Piratism, Beavis and Buttheadism. Seinfeld-ism. Any difference?
5. Fuck yo Marylin Manson clown! He got nothin on Weird Al! NOTHIN!

There ya have it. My sarcastic ways of making this user rage. Though, I figured she laughed more than raged.

[Nik1hil]

Sorry I don't agree with 1..
Rest I agree with..
Dita is gorgeous.. And a perfect devious girl..
The kind who are.. Fatal attraction.. And can destroy a man with her.. Venomous love.. And master of seduction

[Jjpayne]

Fair enough, consider them forgotten. I like you happy not angry

[i1T2daty]

Aren't you just so over the whole MM rage I mean didn't he get passe when Boy George did. But then again you probably think it's cool to dress like a weirdo.

I can tell you aren't a christian by the weird way you dress, in fact I think you're probably a satanist. Thanks for posting that totally hot Diat von Theese pic. Love that 40's look with just a dash of dom.

[marilynmansonssextoy]

Please check out my latest take for more on the goths being mistaken satanist things. He doesn't dress like a weirdo, neither do i, and Dita von Teese is ugly.
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~ Mrs Manson

[Swaggirl1]

So I probably enrage u everytime I say put on the pretty pink dress.

[VixenRach]

But... he's wearing a colour other than black in the pic? 😂

[Berethor]

Yap, but red is close enough, but there was time that he had worn a pink garment.

tvtropes.org/.../RedAndBlackAndEvilAllOver

[MrMysteryMan]

Um you are jealous LOL.

[marilynmansonssextoy]

Nah, I don't tend to get jealous
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~ Mrs Manson

[QueenofCups]

Another excellent myTake.

[Prankster13]

Okie.

[marilynmansonssextoy]

:3
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~ Mrs Manson

[Berethor]

@Prankster13 she was able to make you worry? or it was Saitama's type of okay? :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6_Truy1tb4

[Prankster13]

@Berethor Lol 😂 more just okay. Kinda like that ya. Good to know. Okay. I'll keep that in mind. 👍

[binarybabe001]

👌Fair enough.

[ThePundertaker]

I’ll avoid that man