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I’ve just returned to this site and I can see that there are so many complaints regarding the AI takeover… Well let me distract you by reminding you of GAG’s second most hated topic: ZODIACS!
I decided to take a little stroll down memory lane by reading over some of my old mytakes and I came across my old zodiac posts:
Boy have things changed since the posts that I made around 2-3 years ago. Because I’m reading back like…
Let me vent. Let me ramble. Let me catch y'all up. And again, please do not be offended (or do), but I am speaking from my own personal experiences with having dated men of each zodiac. #FeelFreeToList if you’ve had a similar or different experience.
Afterall, zodiacs and horoscopes are a bunch of made up BS anyways, riiiight?
BOY OH BOY! Have the rankings changed overtime. Initially I stated my favorites to least fave were—
#1 Cancer #2 Virgo #3 Aquarius #4 Sagittarius
#5 Pisces #6 Gemini #7 Libra #8 Aries #9 Leo
#10 Taurus #11 Scorpio #12 Capricorn
…and overtime that changed to…
#1 Tau #2 Can #3 Vir #4 Ari #5 Gem
#6 Sag #7 Aqua #8 Pis #9 Lib
#10 Scor #11 Leo #12 Cap
…but now its looking like (in no particular order):
TOP 6
1. Taurus
The downside is that these hotties can often be super flirty thotties. And as if checking out someone else in front of you isn’t bad enough, they also spend too much time checking out themselves. They are quite conceited and too materialistic. And be prepared to catch them in a lie because they are very bad at telling a lot of small fibs.
2. Virgo
The downside is that these sweet angels are also quite judgmental. I blame the perfectionist in them. They love themselves too much to settle for anything less. Speaking of loving hard, they sometimes love so hard that their clinginess can just be totally suffocating.
3. Aries
The downside is that these protectors can be too overprotective. However I’ve noticed that they are not protective enough of your feelings because they also struggle with emotionally cheating if their partner lacks common interests. (Why cheat? Just break tf up!)
4. Sagittarius
The downside is that these gorgeous beings are not only perfect enough to make you fall crazy in love with them, but in the end it turns out they were just plum crazy. And while they are too busy self sabotaging as to how they’ll run you away, these commitment-phobes are also running from the seriousness of the relationship.
5. Aquarius
The downside is that sometimes when you’re twinning, you begin to clash from being too much alike. Other times, the men’s emotions are too different from the women’s and well, the male Aquas can be so blunt that they forget to maintain some level of sensitivity that is needed when dealing with their girlfriend’s emotions.
6. Scorpio
The downside is that these friendly, quiet men struggle to be upfront about what their true intentions with you are. Do they want friendship, friends with benefits, or a relationship?
With most of this zodiac, we would always flirt back and forth but never get close enough to form a relationship. In fact, Scorpios were initially in my bottom five in the past years due to a lack of experience as to what they were really like. I admit that I assumed they were rude snakes in the grass like the female Scorpios.
However, I’ve come to realize that the male Scorpios are some of the best people on earth, especially in terms of showing that they are caring, respectful, protective and sexually compatible. However, I still question if they are commitment-phobes based off how the ones in the past love to ghost then reappear when convenient.
My new boo is a Scorpio and he's seemingly different from the ones of the past. He’s managed to surpass the flirt-only zone and thats while only two months into his probation period aka his trial run (just kidding). So far I haven't had any issues out of him. He’s provided me with the peace, comfort, respect, security, and protection that the Cancer, Leo and Capricorn men in my life had failed to provide like EVER. He even wants to introduce me to his family but man i’m kind of nervous considering that his immediate family is all Leos. I rarely get along with the Leos around me (my mom, dad, cousins, majority of former friends, majority exes, etc). We’ll just have to see…
BOTTOM 6
7. Gemini
These are some of the sweetest most gorgeous men who just happen to harbor an ugly insecure monster on the inside. They can be quite bipolar and tend to throw a physical tantrum when they feel misunderstood. What ever happened to just talking it out?
8. Libra
Here’s a fella who isn’t always the most handsome but usually has a personality to makeup for it. However that personality is sometimes overshadowed by their know it all attitude. And as if the sassiness isn’t a turn off enough, they like to give you the silent treatment after they’ve run off at the mouth because letting you speak your piece means nothing to them.
Their constant “pep talks” give LEADER whose looking out for you. And the way they seem socially distant from everyone gives LONEWOLF who walks their own path. However, the guy is actually just an unattractive outcast who can’t handle being rejected by society so he acts like a member of MGTOW. He will seek out a pack of people who also dislike you just so he can feel less alone as if he finally fits in somewhere. This zodiac truly goes whichever way the wind blows. Just never depend on a Libra to have your back because once you are no longer beneficial to them, their true colors show. Lol Sorry I’m ranting but this ones pretty recent…
9. Pisces
These are some of the most handsome, bubbly men who you’ll likely share a lot of good in common withh. Unfortunately, their downside is a total contradiction. They are quite verbally abusive and physically aggressive when they don’t get their way. And then they’ll have the nerve to cry first thinking that you should be the one comforting them. Manipulation at its finest!
10. Capricorn
Its crazy that these men used to be bottom of the barrel but I realize only the January Caps belong there. Cap is a perfect start to the zodiac name of some of the most lying, cheating, money hungry, materialistic, sadistic men that I have ever met (born within the month of January). As for the December Capricorns, they are just overly emotional stage 5 clingers who love so hard that sometimes they have verbally abusive outbursts.
11. Cancer
Crazy how these pretty mfs are so sweet and overprotective as friends or when pursuing you in the early stages. However, the downside is once they have you, they never let you go.
The June Cancers aren’t so bad and actually know how to get the hell on after their fake nice guy act no longer works, but those born in July are moody psychopaths. My cancer exes still call til this day from random numbers. They are stalkers at its finest.
The men of this zodiac can be so insecure that they try to become you because they want to be anyone other than themselves. They are true wannabes, scammers, and followers who hardly stand up for you or themselves.
They are often pretty on the outside but ugly on the inside. You will rarely feel safe when they're around. And they have a horrible habit of lying about who they are as well as their whereabouts. They are even worse at projecting their insecurities onto you and becoming physically and verbally abusive when you figure out their manipulative ways.
12. Leo
The pro is that they are hard workers. The con is that they not only work hard at attempting to be better than you in work, sports, life etc but when they feel that they just cannot surpass you, they will work extra hard to try to take you out of this world. I will leave the GAG Leos out of this, but the family, former friends and exes that I know in real life are just that. They are literally psycho and have tried ro kill me and continue to try to kill me. So I just avoid them like the plague.
Well, long story short… I have learned my lesson when it comes to dating men of certain zodiacs.
I’ll just wait and see whats in store with this male Scorpio. As for Taurus, Aries, Virgo, and Sagitarrius, I at least find them likeable and tolerable. When it comes to Aquarius, Gemini, Libra and Pisces, they will remain friendzoned. And when it comes to the physical beauty of Cancer, I’ll admire those from a distance because most belong behind bars alongside the majority of Capricorn and Leo men.
I used to say that I won’t avoid a person based on the month/date they were born, but times have changed. Hell, at this point, I barely want to be around anyone born in Gen X or Z. Surrounding myself with Millenials has truly turned out to be a blessing when compared to being around those other two generations.
So #FeelFreeToList what you can or cannot relate to. Again, not trying to offend anyone, but everyones easily offended these days so go cry to ya mama hoeee 🤷♀️😂 #RantOver #ZodiacSigns
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