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Zodiacs, Rise Again (Redux) 🙌

I’ve written something similar before and yes I’ll be writing something similar again. It’s very therapeutic when I express myself in writing about my experiences. So allow me to relax, see if you relate, and let’s all release… or in other words… vent haha. But I’ll be a little nicer this time around. I won’t call anyone a bastard even if the order of favorites has changed a bit.

Here I’m taking a more detailed approach as I list the good, the bad, and the ugly of each zodiac. Again, I’m speaking MY OPINION BASED ON PERSONAL EXPERIENCE so try not to take offense or do. We know that zodiacs are not factual. And I do not follow the horoscopes that try to predict our futures. However, I will say that a lot of the astrological traits associated with each have been quite the coincidence.

Zodiacs, Rise Again (Redux) 🙌
i’m a cusp
i’m a cusp

ORDER FROM MY FAVE TO LEAST

#1 Taurus #2 Cancer #3 Virgo

#4 Aries #5 Gemini #6 Sagittarius

#7 Aquarius #8 Pisces #9 Libra

#10 Scorpio #11 Leo #12 Capricorn

Zodiacs, Rise Again (Redux) 🙌
Zodiacs, Rise Again (Redux) 🙌
Zodiacs, Rise Again (Redux) 🙌

THE PROS AND CONS OF ARIES

  • Codename: THE FIGHTERS
  • Soft spot: Great sense of humor and common hobbies/interests
  • Guilty Pleasure: Exhibitionist
  • Classification Duo: Marriage material but I still think we’re better off as Friends— Aries men are one of the few signs that make me feel truly loved. Plus they respect my routine lifestyle and allow me to remain in my comfort-zone.
  • Pet Peeves: The Aries men I know are Indecisive, stubborn, and short tempered, constantly seeking to fit in. Mean/petty if you surpass them financially or on the career ladder. Overprotective in public settings but make me feel unsafe in private as so far they have disregarded boundaries. And not protective enough when it comes to allowing their overbearing mothers to interfere with our relationships. Despite the hobbies, we do have in common, the exes of mine wanted you to share every interest in common and would try to force their interests on you. They also only apologized if you did as well even if they were the only one in the wrong.
Who should Aries really be protecting you from? Others or themselves?
Who should Aries really be protecting you from? Others or themselves?

THE PROS AND CONS OF TAURUS

  • Codename: THE SPOKESMODELS
  • Soft spot: Feisty, passionate, seemingly innocent men with hypnotic dreamy eyes.
  • Guilty Pleasure: Their demeanor and tone of voice almost makes me want to submit and be obedient and say “yes sir”. It’s so sexy. But they just gotta accept that we are both dominants.
  • Classification: Marriage material— Taurus men are easy to fall for and just as easy to envision a future with. They are the only sign I’ve ever regretted ending the relationship with. Mostly drama free relationships as these guys are very calm and try to avoid arguing.
  • Pet Peeves: But when they do argue, they are cutthroat. Just never towards the right set of people because they struggle with verbally defending their partners. The Taurus men I know are also stubborn, indecisive, inexcusably spontaneous, popularity-craving, arrogant know-it-all workaholics who can be very high maintenance when it comes to their fashion sense. But at least they can easily be humbled.
Just don’t look into their eyes. You’ll end up in a trance
Just don’t look into their eyes. You’ll end up in a trance

THE PROS AND CONS OF GEMINI

  • Codename: THE PREDICTABLE UNPREDICTABLES
  • Soft spot: Adorably cute, seemingly innocent poetic individuals who make me feel like I am in my comfort-zone as we usually have common hobbies and interests.
  • Guilty Pleasure: They just have this swag (gosh I hate that word)
  • Classification: Unknown— If they didn’t doubt themselves as much, then I wouldn’t doubt the potential of us having a future.
  • Pet Peeves: The Gemini men I know are short tempered, indecisive, insecure, and often push others away because they don’t yet love themselves. Plus they apologize more than they should, allowing others to easily take advantage of their kindness.
Gemini stay beating themselves up. But it gets draining trying to love them when than they don’t love themselves
Gemini stay beating themselves up. But it gets draining trying to love them when than they don’t love themselves

THE PROS AND CONS OF CANCER

  • Codename: THE MISLEADERS
  • Soft spot: Sexy, sensual, and emotionally in sync. We often have common hobbies or interests, a similar sense of humor, and can easily read each other's mind or finish one another's sentences. They are also pretty popular but so humble that they never seem to realize how loved they are.
  • Guilty pleasure: Smooth talkers who can turn me on with their voice alone
  • Classification: Better off as flirts— since labels and the thought of longterm commitment seem to scare Cancer men. Sucks because I would love to marry a cancer as this is one of the few signs to make me fall harder than ever.
  • Pet Peeves: The Cancers I know like to move really slow emotionally yet too fast sexually. And they can be Know-It-Alls who claim they “forgot” to apologize.
#FALSEADVERTISING
#FALSEADVERTISING

THE PROS AND CONS OF LEO

  • Codename: THE OPPORTUNISTIC POSERS
  • Soft Spot: Talented intellectuals who are handsome and have gorgeous hair, luscious lips, and the prettiest yet scariest eyes I’ve ever seen
  • Guilty Pleasure: Sexual tension is strong between us as they are amazingly passionate kissers, very adventurous in bed, great with their hands and the only sign that can get me to cuddle.
  • Classification Duo: Better off as frenemies— But if I was willing to stoop to a lower level, then I’d say f*ck buddy material. The Leos I know seem to view relationships as a temporary fix that they accidentally end up stuck with because they allowed their flirty nature to go to far.
  • Pet Peeves: Natural born leaders who could easily lead like a wolf but would rather follow the herd of sheep. They don’t want to share the spotlight as they get envious of those they admire. And they can come across as all talk, arrogant, slightly narcissistic, emotional vampires who rarely respect other’s boundaries. When Leos blackout and throw a tantrum because they didn’t get their way, they come across as childish and grow physically, increasingly violent.
  • More Pet Peeves: The Leos I know are also always on the go and often go broke after all the impulsive spending especially on cars. They have a short attention span and constantly “forget” the promises they made so its best to get everything on record or in writing. They can easily see through others bullshit yet they never smell their own. They have a dark sense of humor which coincides with their sensitivity which also coincides with how heartless they seem at times. They also love to give the death stare and refuse to apologize yet expect you to apologize on their behalf.
  • In conclusion: I have Leo exes and lots of Leo family members as well as former Leo friends. They were once the closest people to me, but I no longer feel safe around the MAJORITY of Leo men/women
Enjoy the Leos nice side while it lasts
Enjoy the Leos nice side while it lasts

THE PROS AND CONS OF VIRGO

  • Codename: THE LURKERS
  • Soft spot: Handsome, Romantic, Organized, Family Oriented
  • Guilty Pleasure: Would probably be great at making love, but I’m not sure if I look forward to finding out because that would only make them more attached
  • Classification: Would make a great partner if they practiced self control— I know they mean well and crave love. Plus they are easy to envision a future with. But I don't know if that future would last long-term or short.
  • Pet Peeves: The Virgos I know have been too sensitive, jealous, territorial, and clingy which makes me feel suffocated and almost trapped. And although they are sweet towards me, they can be judgmental assholes towards others. When it comes to apologizing, they don’t even seem to know what they are apologizing for so it never seems genuine.
Sometimes its okay to ghost
Sometimes its okay to ghost

THE PROS AND CONS OF SCORPIO

  • Codename: THE SIRENS
  • Soft spot: Talkative, Emotionally open, Family Oriented, and Relatable at times especially with their similar backgrounds and sense of humor
  • Guilty Pleasure: Tempting, Intriguing, Seductive Forbidden Apples
  • Classification: Better off as “see you every now and again” acquaintances— they seem to get off on popping in/out of your life repeatedly
  • Pet Peeves: The Scorpios I know are rarely my physical type (I realized my mistype in the previous post with some of these) and they are very sex obsessed. They have a vengeful and destructive side if they feel betrayed and get cocky if they think they have you wrapped around their finger
Scorpios are the type of sirens that you want to stay alert around
Scorpios are the type of sirens that you want to stay alert around
And sometimes its not okay to ghost
And sometimes its not okay to ghost

THE PROS AND CONS OF LIBRA

  • Codename: THE EPHEMERALS
  • Soft spot: Extremely handsome with captivating eyes, an amazing smile, and a similar sense of humor
  • Guilty Pleasure: Shy and quiet until they’re ready to seduce. That voice is a hidden GEM! I could be seduced by it damn near all day
  • Classification: Better off as flirty frenemies— Just like Cancer, Leo and Pisces, Libras can be so misleading with their feelings vs their actions
  • Pet Peeves: The Libras I know are pretty through with ya after their little temporary fix has been fulfilled. When they’re not being seductive, I almost prefer they just don’t talk at all because that know-it-all side comes out. And ironically, if we get into an argument where they get called out and caught up, they like to play dumb. They also only apologize long after it no longer matters.
Zodiacs, Rise Again (Redux) 🙌


THE PROS AND CONS OF SAGITTARIUS

  • Codename: THE NEUROTICS
  • Soft Spot: Handsome, family-oriented, and sweet at first. Plus we share lot of common interests/hobbies and a similar sense of humor
  • Guilty Pleasure: In terms of looks, they are the definition of “Now thats a masculine man!” Just yummy.
  • Classification Duo: Would make a great partner if they could control that seemingly split personality but I guess we’re better off as friends— Sagittarius men always drew me in and made me fall hard. They were actually the loves of my college life back in 2013-2015 and I see they’re now trying to make a comeback this 2024 because all the guys who have approached me lately have been Leo or Sag.
  • Pet Peeves: They tend to have this internal battle with themselves that scare me away. I can see how badly they want to be a good person and partner but its hard for me to stay around them for long. In general, they are pretty popular but very self critical and act as if they dislike everything about themselves that others adore about them.
  • More Pet Peeves: The Sags I know are very clingy and have these constant moodswings. They also become so arrogant once they get their way. They don’t seem to notice their blunt, disrespectful, envious, judgmental moments even when you call them out. They are so sensitive to others critiques and will almost try to physically fight when you try to talk things over with them. (I even see this with my sibling.) They repeatedly apologize for their actions, only to turn around and make the same choices/threats again.
Don’t worry, Sag tend to dislike themselves more than they dislike you
Don’t worry, Sag tend to dislike themselves more than they dislike you

THE PROS AND CONS OF AQUARIUS

  • Codename: THE PARADOXES
  • Soft spot: Cute, Seductive, Hilarious, Bubbly, and Family Oriented with a similar sense of humor and common interests/hobbies
  • Guilty Pleasure: Freaknasty and Adventurous exhibitionists
  • Classification: Better off as frenemies and again if I were to ever stoop so low… f*ck buddies— They struggle with longterm commitment and are one of the signs to definitely emotionally cheat on someone.
  • Pet Peeves: Lonewolves who would make great social butterflies if they didn’t become easily drained from socializing. They are also too busy trying to see the best in everyone that they hardly notice the red flags in those same people. The Aquarius I know are also stubborn, sneaky, judgmental, self critical walking contradictions who spend most of their time daydreaming or worrying over the things they have no control over. They rarely apologize and never seem to mean it when they do.
You have to join Aquas on cloud nine to get their attention
You have to join Aquas on cloud nine to get their attention

THE PROS AND CONS OF PISCES

  • Codename: THE EMOTIONAL MANIPULATORS
  • Soft spot: Handsome, Romantic, Very Routine and Organized. They try their best to avoid arguments but are very petty if you decide to take it there
  • Guilty Pleasure: The ones in shape have very sexy bodies. I already know we’d end up sweating off a lot of calories and breaking all kinds of furniture if they were my personal trainer lol.
  • Classification: We’re better off as occasional flirts— They love hard but hardly commit.
  • Pet Peeves: The Pisces men I know are jealous and territorial, wanting you all to themselves and wanting to act like you’re in love and in a relationship but they fear that relationship having a label. That is very misleading. They are also lonewolf-fox hybrids who hide in sheeps clothing as they are sneaky and cunning but dying to be apart of the herd/in-crowd. They are extremely sensitive but manipulative and will bring out the water works until they get their way. As for apologies, they will repeatedly force an apologize on you until you accept it..
Pisces usually have to be called out by other Pisces who can sense when they’re faking it
Pisces usually have to be called out by other Pisces who can sense when they’re faking it

THE PROS AND CONS OF CAPRICORN

  • Codename: THE SADISTS
  • Soft spot: Family oriented, goofy, popular, too strong for their own good, and influential
  • Guilty Pleasure: Extremely exhibitionist
  • Classification: Better off as far away from me as possible
  • Pet peeves: Sensitive but so afraid of being hurt and vulnerable that they mask it by being blunt disrespectful assholes. The full-blooded Capricorns I know (so Sag-Cap/Cap-Aqua cusps I’m not including you in this) are verbally abusive, soul sucking emotional vampires who constantly overstep boundaries and are seemingly narcissistic just like the full-blooded Leos and Leo-Virgo cusps (but Cancer-Leo cusps you are safe and not included here).
  • More Pet Peeves: Caps can be some money hungry, controlling, procrastinating, territorial, heartless backstabbing serial cheaters. They like to cling and suffocate you and make you feel trapped in the relationship. All the while, they trap you just to make you feel less than, even when you make them feel more than they actually are. And don’t expect an apology for their abusive behavior because they’ll just laugh in your face.
  • In conclusion: I just don’t feel safe around the majority of Capricorn men/women
Physically and verbally violent
Physically and verbally violent
Constantly projecting their insecurities onto others
Constantly projecting their insecurities onto others

Again, I’m not trying to offend, just speaking from personal experience. Do you know anyone similar to their zodiac above?

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Zodiacs, Rise Again (Redux) 🙌
Zodiacs, Rise Again (Redux) 🙌
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