The Ultimate Zodiac Signs Ranking

[Anonymous]

Here are the 12 astrological signs ranked from best to worst:

1. Libra

Balance, intelligence, beauty, diplomacy and calm, there's nothing missing in Libras, which is why they are very clearly the best sign among the 12. Their finesse and charm generate a lot of jealousy around them, especially from big losers (hello Geminis), but it doesn't matter: Libras know where they want to go, and they do it with determination, kindness and open-mindedness.

2. Scorpio

If Libras are the smooth and peaceful side of a coin, Scorpios are the rough one, which isn't a bad thing. Scorpios are impulsive, but measured, determined to the point of stubbornness, but always keeping in mind the sense of nobility, justice and equality.

3. Capricorn

Capricorns are serious, hardworking, sometimes a little too much, but this desire to control everything masks in fact a fragility and sensitivity. Not as confident as Scorpios or Libras, Capricorn remains a strong and elegant sign that counts a lot on seduction and appearance and that's understandable: Capricorns are good-looking and that allows them to climb into 3rd place in the ranking.

4. Leo

Fourth out of twelve is a very good place, but you can be sure that Leos will not be satisfied because their biggest flaw is pride. A pride that can sometimes take over all their strengths, that they don't lack of: courage, creativity, charm and power. These make them very pleasant people to get to know, if you're able to win them over.

5. Cancer

Cancers are discreet, humble and polite people. All of these qualities are very good and we can clearly not blame them, so why aren't they in the top 3? Surely because they aren't sure enough of themselves, but that's what makes them so charming. Little bonus: they are very good at board games and everyone wants them on their team.

6. Sagittarius

If the zodiac signs were wizarding schools, Sagittarius would certainly be Ravenclaws. That's very good, we don't have much to say about it, but in the end we always forget a little about them, and life chews and spits them without mercy. Sagittarius don't care about that, and it's this nonchalance that makes them cool, chill people.

7. Aries

A little bit similar to Leo, but definitely more boring. Aries is the first sign of this ranking to be more negative than positive. Take all the strengths of Leos, but add an unbearable instability, a very unpleasant body odor (Aries consume a lot of deodorant, that's a scientific fact, don't try to deny it) and a crappy taste in home decor. Fortunately, Aries have an extraordinary intelligence that allows them to succeed in life, despite everything else.

8. Virgo

Everything could go very well for Virgos unfortunately their bottomless nonsense is clearly a brake on their fulfilment. The bearers of this sign are usually very beautiful: a gift by mother nature who rebalanced all the beauty by making them uninteresting. They are nice, but boring. Their discretion saves them and people often say of Virgos that they are "nice, but nothing more".

9. Taurus

The problem with Taurus is that no one knows if they are really dumb or they are doing it on purpose. Taurus seems to be the kind of sign that would smoke vanilla flavored cigarettes and drink Appletinis (another highly scientific fact). Do we really need to say more?

10. Aquarius

Knowing that 3 out of 5 Aquarius torture animals in their childhood, it's not surprising to find them so low in the ranking. We are not saying that all bearers of this sign will eventually become serial killers, we are just saying that they have all thought about killing someone at least once and it won't surprise anyone if we find them one day naked in a pool of blood playing with their latest victim limbs.

11. Gemini

Horrible personality, total disorganisation, bad faith…Geminis are the pebble in the shoe of humanity and it's time that we wake up because the natives of this sign are clearly killing the planet. Apparently it's scientifically proven that they are responsible for 73% of global warming.

12. Pisces

First of all, we must know that the majority of the worst dictators were Pisces, it explains why it's the worst zodiac sign in the world, at least according to scientific studies. What's terrible about Pisces isn't so much their mediocre physique, their average intelligence or their nail biting compulsion, no, the worst is obviously the way they have to place the toilet paper always in the wrong direction, facing the wall. If we were you, we would change our date of birth and quickly.

[Anonymous]

Aries is exactly the opposite what you said !!!

This sign is the most selfish of the zodiac. The ram is independent by nature and doesn't give much of a hoot about anyone else…and why should they? According to them, there’re numero uno. They also think they’re a natural born leader but others probably find them dictatorial and overbearing at best. The Aries ego has its own zip and their impatience is legendary – just ask their latest victims who bore the brunt of their temper because they had to wait in line at the post office. OK, fair’s fair, everyone gets a little ticked off about that one but the difference is that Aries is always the one causing a scene or storming off in a huff especially when they don’t get their own way. How dare anyone keep them waiting! The Ram is aggressive and competitive by nature and will crawl over their sick granny to get to the finish line first. They have to win at any cost. They’re headstrong and a know-it-all and if proven wrong will keep arguing the point until they get bored – which tends to happen a lot. Not one for follow through although on the plus side this sign rarely holds a grudge. They’re the love ‘em and leave ‘em type and operate on impulse. Known as a heart-breaker, they’re enthusiastic…at first and then they’re onto their next conquest before sunrise. Aries gets bored easily and not much can hold their attention. They’re not good with follow up and routine drives them around the bend. That’s right, this is the sign of independence and spontaneity, aka ‘the player.’ Some might call it courage but others call it foolhardy. Some may call it honesty yet others call it tactless. To sum it all up, Aries is the sign of chutzpah!

[Anonymous]

Thank you for sharing.

[Anonymous]

I am a Capricorn and the majority of women think i am ugly as fuck. The only ones that seem to like my appearance are women that are old enough to be my mom. Probably just being nice or like youth more. I posted my picture here and women hated my look too. I say that it is a load of horseshit

[At3mis24]

Sorry, I don't like Libra ; but... are all zodiacs signs passed through the vitriol door? 😅 Poor Aquarius and poor Pisces!

[lilaqua]

wait I didn't even look, lemme guess cancer is the worst.

[Josht13]

thankfully it's a load of shit

[blondfrog]

Somebody is biased lol.