I would put him in my pocket, hop into the rabbit hole, find the bottle labeled DRINK ME and make him drink it, grow 10 feet tall, then make him drink it again.
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If keep him between my boobs so he can nibble on them all day long. That just about the only thing he'll be good for
I thought you meant his penis at first.
I would store him in my pocket:)
I would be concerned and have him seek immediately medical attention
Take him to a hospital because that sounds really freaking scary.
You know damn well what they would do with that measurement. They'd jam him right in there.
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I would hold him in my hand all day and walk around with him.
I'd stick it in my ass.
Buy him a sweet fortress or castle or pirate ship to play on.
i'd try to sell the story to the tabloids
Swallow him whole and alive :-)
Put him in my pocket and feed him raisins
I'd let him swim around in a teacup =D
Aw my own little Stuart Little! :D
I would definitely be calling an ambulance
Eat him 😋😋😋
She would stuff him between her bewbs.
I'll question my sanity
I wouldn't judge them.
flush him down the toilet.
Its time to call MTV! They want story
Protect him from the evil horrid cruel world
Measure his penis!
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