What are some of the weirdest "would you rather"s?

[IAmRedThunder]

Post would you rathers here. It can be extremely gross, stupid, weird, perverted, fucked up, etc. idc

Here's one for ya too. Would you rather:

Live in the Harry Potter universe

Live in the Pokémon universe

[CalebJay18]

Would you rather drink a cup of your dad's semen, or drink a cup of your mom's period blood.

Would you rather orgasm Everytime you sneeze, or uncontrollably tease any handicapped person you see/meet?

Would you rather fuck a goat but nobody would know, or not fuck a goat but everybody thinks you fucked a goat?

[DizzyDesii]

How did you even come up with the first question. Just nasty lmao. I like the second question though. I'd sneeze as much as possible
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[IAmRedThunder]

What the fuck 😂

[IAmRedThunder]

I guess moms stuff. Cuz I don't want my dad's sperm in me 😂

[CalebJay18]

honestly, I don't remember how I came up with it haha, it was a few years ago. my friends and I would try to ask the hardest would you rather questions, I think I won haha... Understandable, ya vag vampire! :P

[IAmRedThunder]

Haha gross

[IAmRedThunder]

Come on. Which would you rather do lmao

[CalebJay18]

Me? Die hahaha... I don't know, I guess period blood, but then I'd have to kill myself.
Orgasm Everytime I sneeze
and fuck the goat hahah

[IAmRedThunder]

Dude if I could orgasm every time I'd sneeze I'd be sniffing pepper and looking up at the sun all the time

[CalebJay18]

hahaha but imagine being in public and sneezing!! Especially if it's like 5 or 6 sneezes in a row

[IAmRedThunder]

Sounds like a fun time for me

[CalebJay18]

Hahahaha, and probably for others that are watching :P

[helphelpimdying]

1. period blood. 2. orgasm. 3. fuck a goat and have nobody know

[Anonymous]

would u rather watch your parents have sex every day for the rest of your life or join in once and make it stop?

[IAmRedThunder]

How long would they be doing it

[Opinion Owner]

haha. I don't know. guess it depends on how long ur dad lasts? o. o lol god this made me cringe just writing it. lol

[IAmRedThunder]

Haha ewwww

[IAmRedThunder]

There's no way in hell I'd ever fuck my parents. So I guess I gotta watch

[DizzyDesii]

Well they always claimed parents make good teachers
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[helphelpimdying]

join in once. get it over with

[DizzyDesii]

I'd love to go to Hogwarts and become a griffyndor!!
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[Lucifer_666]

What about mine?

[DizzyDesii]

@Lucifer_666 im coming to answer yours. Answer some of mine haha

[Lucifer_666]

Okay. Saran wrap and have the shitty job :D

[DizzyDesii]

@Lucifer_666 lmao

[catelyntje]

Would you rather cut your own eye lids off with scissors
Or
Pull your teeth out one by one with a wrench

[Lucifer_666]

Cut my eye lids off. The second one is awful

[catelyntje]

@Lucifer_666 hahahaha ☠️

[Lucifer_666]

@catelyntje As for mine, I'd like to visit a different dimension. It would be interesting to see what life-forms exist there

[catelyntje]

@Lucifer_666 yes exactly that's why I picked that one too it seems interesting

[FissionStockMaster]

This WYR is amazing. Teeth

[helphelpimdying]

eye lids heck even both eyelids

[IAmRedThunder]

Honestly I was thinking eyelids cuz I'd wanna still be able to eat solid foods. But I can just get dentures. Then I'd walk around with a cane and whistle through my fake teeth as I grumble at the youngins

[catelyntje]

@FissionStockMaster hahah thanks

[xDocilexFaeriex]

Have a threesome in the snow OR Have BDSM sex with one person in the rain/mud?

[IAmRedThunder]

BDSM

[helphelpimdying]

bdsm

[xDocilexFaeriex]

<3 Yes

[Ayshea]

Would you rather pee every time you stand up or shit every time you sit down?

[IAmRedThunder]

Can I wear a diaper 😂😂

[Ayshea]

Yes, lol

[DizzyDesii]

Its gonna be one pissy day...
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[IAmRedThunder]

Yup. Pee myself. That's easier to clean up

[catelyntje]

When I sit down

[helphelpimdying]

pee whenever i stand up. im gonna have a bottle in my pocker

[Ayshea]

Thanks for MHG xx

[IAmRedThunder]

No problem ❤

[Notorisch_Arschloch]

Guys, would you rather:

Eat Rosie O'Donnell's pussy after she's been in sweats in the sauna. You have to make eye contact, convince her you love it, and she'll tell every with photo proof.

Or

Get a massage from a gay man who's obviously hot for you after he mixes you a drink he calls "The Hot Cosby." You'll be passed out and no one will know... Whatever happens.

[DizzyDesii]

Massage
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[IAmRedThunder]

If I was a dude I'd rather get drugged. That way I'm passed out during the bad part

[Notorisch_Arschloch]

@DizzyDesii The equivalent for a girl I guess would be:

Would you rather suck Michael Moore's dick after being in the sauna, same thing, goota pretend you like it, everyone knows

Or

A lesbian roofies you and grinds her pussy on your mouth leaving a distinct aftertaste so you'll know for sure (since the guy above would know he got fucked) but no one else would.

[DizzyDesii]

Wtf hell no... neither

[Notorisch_Arschloch]

@DizzyDesii That's not how you play either/or. I win. Now you owe me three pickles and a harmonica according to Guild Law.

[IAmRedThunder]

Lesbian thing

[SlitherySnake]

eat rosie's puss 4 sure

[Notorisch_Arschloch]

@SlitherySnake kinda likin that gif tho

[SuccessfulHornDog]

Do they still sell 'Hot Cosbys'? I haven't seen any around in a few years. I've had to resort to box wine and slides of my camping trip to Yellowstone

[meatballs21]

Where's that blue anon where you have two or three extremely dangerous and injurious options and you get $100 million? Usually involving fighting enraged animals with an wooden gelato spoon or running through a lion pride covered in steak yelling dinnertime!

[super147]

Would you rather lick the exercise bike seats in the gym or chew on some old gum stuck under a desk? Mmm.

[IAmRedThunder]

Haha man...

[IAmRedThunder]

Both of those are so nasty

[Ayshea]

I'd rather chew the gum😂

[DizzyDesii]

I'd lick the seat lol

[super147]

@DizzyDesii Eww, ass sweat x_x

[RicanEyes]

Oh goodness hard choice

[Lucifer_666]

I would rather live in a Harry Potter universe. Would you rather visit a different dimension or visit a different planet?

[IAmRedThunder]

Dimension

[RicanEyes]

Different planet

[DizzyDesii]

i guess a different dimension likenin the Flash

[catelyntje]

Visit another dimension

[SlitherySnake]

Would you rather be deaf or blind? Another is would you rather cut your own arm off to end world hunger for a week, or cut off someone elses to end it for 2 weeks?

[IAmRedThunder]

Haha shit

[IAmRedThunder]

I'd rather be deaf because I know sign language... and I'd rather cut off someone else's arm

[SlitherySnake]

Makes sense. You got any for me?

[IAmRedThunder]

Haha I gotta think about it.

[SlitherySnake]

Okay. Take as much time as you need. I think all those potatoes have slowed you down. 😂

[IAmRedThunder]

Haha seriously

[DizzyDesii]

Cut off someone elses
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[IAmRedThunder]

I have no idea why this is popping into my head... but would you rather have to shove a cucumber all the way up your ass and leave it In there for a day or deep throat a dude and have him... ya know... in your mouth and you have to swallow 😂

[SlitherySnake]

FUCK. Those are HORRIBLE choices. 😩 I guess deepthroat the dude and swallow his cum. at least its over with quick and if he's gay he may return the favor. With the cucumber Im just waisting a good cucumber and hurting my asshole for no good reason

[IAmRedThunder]

I'm in class and I just laughed so damn hard

[SlitherySnake]

LOL 😂

[helphelpimdying]

that depends how big the cucumber is

[helphelpimdying]

can it be a pickle? i rather be deaf.

[ASEXY]

I would rather live in the Pokemon universe.

Would you rather live in Antarctica or live on the moon?
I would rather live in Antarctica.

[IAmRedThunder]

I'm studying to be an astrophysicist so I'd live on the moon. And then once I go crazy from isolation I'll just bash my helmet in with a moon rock

[helphelpimdying]

antartica.

[MilkyyM8]

Would you rather be forced to watch My Little Pony for 24 hours or get the theme song stuck in your head for the rest of your life?

[IAmRedThunder]

Watch it for 24 hours

[MilkyyM8]

Good choice

[Ayshea]

I choose 24 hrs😂

[MilkyyM8]

Another good choice

[DizzyDesii]

Complete utter torture either way!!

[MilkyyM8]

I agree so I'll just wanna get it over with

[catelyntje]

Watch my little pony for 24 hours I'll survive

[helphelpimdying]

24 hours. ill just masturbate during the time

[Guitarwizard7]

Pokemon universe Harry's world is fucking dangerous

[Anonymous]

Would you rather have sex with your sibling 3 times a week or have sex with a psychopath cannibal killer for a day

[IAmRedThunder]

Will the psycho kill and/or eat me

[DizzyDesii]

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[Opinion Owner]

No, but he would force you to eat a victim's body for his own sexual gratification. But you can cook the victim's body.

[IAmRedThunder]

Is it a day a week or just once

[Opinion Owner]

Just once

[IAmRedThunder]

The psychopath then

[Opinion Owner]

Seriously? No way! You would eat victim's body and have sex with a guy who is known to have killed multiple of victim's and eaten them? You think having sex with your sibling is more disgusting than this? Damn, my choice would be have sex with my sister. She's a good looker, so I'd try imagine her as someone else.

[DizzyDesii]

Incest is worse

[Opinion Owner]

@DizzyDesii If we want to look into reality, incest is not worst. As long they are consenting adults, then we shouldn't be stopping them.

[IAmRedThunder]

@DizzyDesii I agree with you haha

[helphelpimdying]

psychopath killer.

[helphelpimdying]

my sibling is already a psychopath

[John_Doesnt]

Would you rather take a shower in Bill's bathroom or live in Trump's house without any panties?

[SlitherySnake]

LOL 😂

[IAmRedThunder]

Oh my god 😂😂

[Lucifer_666]

Is there something wrong with Bill's bathroom?

[DizzyDesii]

Hello Mr President
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[SlitherySnake]

@DizzyDesii FUCK ME 😂😂😂😂😂

[BoySittingOnTheMoon]

@DizzyDesii I save as this gif.

[DizzyDesii]

@SlitherySnake 😄😄😄😄

[helphelpimdying]

shower.

[Jrossetti]

If I were in Harry Potter world, being a dark wizard would kick ass.

Would you rather have no genitals or have genitals but you can't have sex?

[DizzyDesii]

No genitals!!
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[IAmRedThunder]

Genitals. Cuz if I don't have genitals how do I have sex anyways

[Jrossetti]

One option is you have no genitals. The other is you have genitals but you can't have sex EVER

[IAmRedThunder]

Yeah. If I have no genitals I can't have sex either

[DizzyDesii]

Exactly lol

[Jrossetti]

Right but when you have genitals, you will feel the urges to get off and/or have sex. So which would you choose?

[DizzyDesii]

Nahh i could survive without it
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[IAmRedThunder]

Could I just masturbate

[Sargent_Doraemon]

Genitals at least I could masturbate...

[helphelpimdying]

no genitals.

[Decentguy]

i'd rather be alone with my own company than other people's company

[Decentguy]

oh i thought it was opposite, haha
well
would you rather, squat or deadlift? :D

[DizzyDesii]

So painful but I'll squat
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[catelyntje]

Squat

[IAmRedThunder]

Deadlift

[Decentguy]

@DizzyDesii hahaha. Squats are fun :D

[Decentguy]

@catelyntje awesome

[Decentguy]

@IAmRedThunder Cool

[helphelpimdying]

would you rather live on earth alone or on mars with someone.

[helphelpimdying]

by alone i mean nobody else is on earth. and one person on mars.

[IAmRedThunder]

Mars

[scoleman1980]

Would you rather share you Mrs with your best mate or share his Mrs sexually

[IAmRedThunder]

Would my friend know that her SO was being sexual with me, and is she ok with it

[scoleman1980]

upto you?

[IAmRedThunder]

If there was no way in hell I'd be labeled as a home wrecker... like they're both completely ok with the situation... then I'd rather share my friends SO with her.

[Anonymous]

would you rather kill someone, or die having never done what you wanted to do in life

[Anonymous]

would you rather go back in time to kill hitler or go back in time to fuck eva braun?

[RicanEyes]

Picked Pokèmon universe

[Maxemeister]

WYR have sex with your mom or dad

[IAmRedThunder]

Oh my god. Ew haha

[IAmRedThunder]

Honestly I'd rather die

[Maxemeister]

Lol there was an even worse one but I can't remember how it was phrased so I made this one up

[helphelpimdying]

no thanks.