What to do with an unwanted sauna?

[JimRSmith]

The guy who built my house took a lot of stupid shortcuts, which I'm slowly rectifying (or in most cases paying to get rectified). This is a case of sorting out the most important things first, but today, given that it hasn't stopped raining, I've been planning out what I want to get sorted in 2017, and one of the less important items came into my mind.

The guy who built the house installed a frigging sauna in the basement.

Thing is, I'm not much on saunas, and am mainly thinking about the potential for problems with this damn thing (mould, damp etc). Needless to say, no usage instructions have been left behind, and I've no idea if it even works.

I know this is a great example of a First World problem, but what would you do about it?

Stop being ungrateful, decide you like saunas and use it!

Use it as a stockroom for bottled water and tinned food for the approaching WW3

Convert it into some kind of hardcore bondage facility

I've got a better idea (leave a comment)

Updates

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www.dailymail.co.uk/.../...-door-handle-broke.html

Horrible timing

[BetteDavis]

Will make a fabulous hotboxing room. If that's not your thing market it that way as you sell it haha, more people smoke weed than sauna is my bet!

[BetteDavis]

I saw that article earlier and did think of this question!

[JimRSmith]

I just popped downstairs and checked the door. It does have a keeper, but it actually doesn't fully close (distortion of the wood, I think).

Not something I'd previously thought about...

[2tall2handle]

If you don't like it why not convert it into a hot tub room?

[Whatthefluff]

Sell it on Craigslist