you?
If you got to choose your last words before you died what would you say?
you?
"There's something about you you must know. You were born afflicted with a terrible illness. I was wrong, I know it now. But at that time I couldn't accept it. So, when you were just a baby, I sought to fight it, and I treated you with the herbs and potions a great healer suggested. They worked and you flourished. Every day I medicated you, and no one suspected a thing. But one day I got sick and couldn't get out of bed. You were in your crib, and I could see your pained shadow on the wall. Unable to move, I watched in horror, first at the thought of what would happen to you and then, as you started to change and your shadow grew, you made inhumane brutal sounds. You weren't my baby anymore but the thing born that dark night. I mustered all the strength in my body and threw myself on you working as quick as I could to sedate you. What I am telling you is that now you need the truth before I'm gone, before it's too late. The recipe for your salvation is *coughs violently* one part *foams at mouth... pause... stares pitifully into space* god help them all"
dies.
“If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together... there is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. But the most important thing is, even if we're apart... I'll always be with you.”
If they haven't started crying and/or called me out for plagiarism by the end of that, I will know that this person never loved or listened to me.
@aicarg Yes. :D From one of the most tear-inducing movies ever.
“I’m coming back as an evil spirit and i’m going to haunt you all”
"Destroy my Hard Drives, don't let my kids clean out the bottom drawer in my room, just burn the whole thing... I told you I was sick and for not listening, I ate three bowls of spicy chilli and when I die, this baby is going off. I'm sure as hell ain't cleaning it up. Oh and I don't want to be cremated or put in the ground in a casket. Just shove my corpse in a burlap sack and catapult me far into the forest to let nature take its course.
... If we're all lucky, my body will land smack dab in the middle of a family's camp fire. Boy what a surprise that would be for them huh? Well I think this chilli has made it's way, time for me to die... BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!!!"
*FFFfffrrruuupppplip plop plop plop plerrrrrrrrrp squishhhhh*
I already have...
"Gloria Patri et Filii et Spiritui Sancto, sicut erat in principio, et nunc, et semper et in saecula saeculorum. Amen. Vivat Rex Christi."
Or in English...
"Glory be to the Father and to the Son and to the Holy Ghost, as it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, world without end. Amen. Long live Christ the King."
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Tell my loved ones that I love them, it's okay and not to be sad, to make sure to live with integrity and pursue a worthwhile purpose in life and that if ever they're in doubt to remember to see themselves through my eyes.
I would say, "I hid 5,000 dollars cash in the..." Then I would pass away and everybody would be searching for it. Muahahahaa
Please don't put things in my ass after I'm dead, thanks.
It'd be funnier to actually tell them to do it but before you do, call the police so that they arrive by the time they're already at it.
"Cherish all the memories we've made, I hope to see you again someday. I'm off to see mum, I'll tell her you said hi."
I would chant in a low demonic voice, snarl, and wig out, then pass.
Whomever is is my life that that moment I would tell them I love them.
"well, okay"
"remember to feed the fish"
"Love you!"
My advice for credit card holders is to pay extra so you always have a negative balance. When they ask you about your credit score, you can say, "them bitches owe me money, son".
"I'm disappointed in each and every one of you"
"See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya"
"Yo quiero Taco Bell"
"Thank god, it's finally over"
Well I didn't like my character anyway... I will spend more time at choosing a better one next time.
"Nnnnnooooooooo!"
I will probably not go peacefully. Death scares the shit out of me.
“Don’t remember me because I’m dead. Remember me for what I’ve done. Remember me for the connections we’ve had. And remember me, for being a friend.”
im finally out of this fucking miserable life and world. goodbye motherfuckers
I've always have to have the last word dead or alive 😂😂
That fearing God is really the only thing that matters.
I beat you in the race off life :)
lol, I'll take any gold to the grave with me thanks..
"I'm in love with you" without saying to who or "I solemnly swear that I was up to good"
I don't know atm but it makes me cry
"I wish I had spent more time at the office"
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